By David Glenn Cox
I had a recurring dream and in it, I was in a run-down Southern mansion. On the third floor, was a ballroom and as I walked across the floor, it trembled beneath my feet as unsafe. It wasn’t until after the divorce, that I came to understand what my sub-conscious was trying to tell my conscious self.
That what you may believe to be grand and fine is actually in a shambles, dilapidated with unsafe footing. “Your Cadillac has got a wheel in the ditch.” The University of Rhode Island has revoked the Honorary Degree of convicted and pardoned spy, and former three-star Army General Mike Flynn. Flynn is among the university’s most illustrious alumni in the field of public corruption and national disloyalty.
Working for a foreign government on the down-low and not bothering to tell his own government about it, is called spying. Lying about it to the FBI is called an intelligence test. The FBI doesn’t ask because they really, really want to know. They already know, they just wanted to see how dumb he really, really was.
Flynn was facing a fine and a sharply worded letter about being more forthcoming in future. Then he lied to the FBI, and it became a crime. Let us delve into an amateur analysis of a criminal mind. On the one hand, you face a monetary fine, and you just tell em what you’ve been up to. Or you lie, because whatever it is that you are doing for that foreign government is so sensitive. Either to you or to them, that you don’t dare open your fucking mouth about it and instead risk prison. But it was Flynn’s association with the Donald Twump monster that has officially torn the rag off the bush between Flynn and his alma mater.
The University has also revoked Rudy Guiliani’s honorary degree for his actions on 9-11. When he walked the streets of New York as the hands-on mayor. America’s mayor and maybe someday, America’s President mayor. Rudy walked the streets that day, because Rudy had chosen to put his emergency command post inside the twin towers. Meaning Rudy had no command post on that day and apparently, that helped.
Rudy has become a comedy team without a straight man. Jerry Lewis without Dean Martin. Dick Martin without Dan Rowan. The Grecian formula hair dye incident and showing up with a drunk witness for a legislative hearing did him in. “Oh yeah! Why don’t you come over here and say that missser big shot congressman!” Stuttering incomprehensible sentences filled with stuttering incomprehensible ideas.
You know…when Faux News lines you off their guest list, you’re done. Rudy was stripped of a law license last year. It’s one thing not to get into Studio 54 anymore, but it’s another to get bounced out of Moe’s Tavern. But that’s not why the university pulled Rudy’s honorary sheepskin. It was because of his close association with Donald Twump.
On January 6th of this year, Donald Twump had a moment of clarity. He had planned to give a speech to his minions and then cancelled at the last minute. It suddenly occurred to him, that maybe he shouldn’t try and associate himself so closely with January 6th. Lest people begin to get the wrong idea, that he was somehow involved.
“Maybe, I seem to have some vague recollections of that day.” The winds are shifting as every wave that has ever crashed upon the shore, has washed back out to sea again. “The days of your life are short. The days of your powers are shorter still.”
Who cares what a university does with its honorary degrees? It means nothing really, except the clawing back of public honors attempting to save face. A public university saying, “We’re sorry that we ever did that. And we promise that we will be more careful in the future. And after more thirty years of making balloon animals at children’s birthday parties, we award you this honorary degree!”
They don’t want to be connected to them anymore and shun them in the public sphere. How long, until the letter arrives from the Country Club or from Rudy’s favorite liquor store, asking that they not return. The worm is turning, and the floor is quaking. Having close ties to the former Administration is no longer considered a good thing, in polite or employment society.
Twump waited to hold his rally, until he was certain that no one could confuse it with Jan 6th. The criminal senses that the cops are on to him and changes tact. “They’re going after children!” Twump wails regarding Ivanka Twump (40) giving testimony in the New York tax fraud case. Eric Twump (38) fell back on his 5th Amendment rights against self-incrimination 500 times! Ask yourself, what subject in your life do you need to take the 5th Amendment 500 times? Could even the infamous Al Capone take the 5th Amendment 500 times? I dare say no! 350 or 425 tops maybe, but 500 is truly beyond phenomenal.
“Don’t worry Daddy, I didn’t tell them nothing!”
Mike Lindell, founder of “My Pillow” and “My Twump Delusion” was recently asked by his bank to take his dwindling fortune elsewhere. Straight up, we don’t want your business! Not because of your pillows or even your over-the-top performances, but because of your close affiliation with Donald Twump. The rot starts at the bottom and works its way to the top.
They’ve overplayed the hand and are about to be sucked up in the vacuum they themselves created. During the Watergate hearings, it wasn’t the great revelations or points of law that changed the public’s perception. It was the steady drum beat of drip, drip, drip. Until it was clear to all, that Nixon was a crook as well as those around him. But Nixon had the protection of the office and was allowed to quietly go home. Twump has no such protection.
The phony elector’s scam is the turd floating in the Republican punchbowl. An organized criminal conspiracy in multiple locations with intent to defraud smacks of a RICO case. Everybody is in the spotlight now! From Atlanta, Georgia to sunny Arizona! “So, you gave the phony electors access to meeting rooms inside the state Capitol?” As the FBI asks, “Now, why would you want to do that? If they weren’t legitimate?” Ahh…ahh…ahh? Making even the janitor, who innocently unlocked the meeting room door a part of the conspiracy.
Peter has denied him thrice and Eric has denied him 500 times. The university wants it honorary degree back and the bank called for Barabbas.
“You see the mob takes the fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the fifth amendment? – Donald Twump
This Carbon Based Life 
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