This Carbon Based Life

If You Can’t Stand the Heat

By David Glenn Cox I wanted to go swimming yesterday, but it was too hot. Admittedly…
Why Aren’t You Angry?

By David Glenn Cox Marge Magilla Gorilla Greene is really angry. Boy oh boy if only…
Exit Florida, Stage Right

By David Glenn Cox Because he was running for President and straining with every muscle to…
The Last Tango in Milwaukee

By David Glenn Cox Loose lips sink ships, so one can only imagine the trouble Donald…
How to Know You’ve Lost a War

By David Glenn Cox Chances are, if you were a former superpower who invaded their weaker…
A Level One Cult Threat

When John Lennon said the Beatles were larger than Jesus. The priests, prophets, Pharisees and general…
Orthodoxy is Unconsciousness

By David Glenn Cox I find myself in an odd position, but fair is fair. As…
The Strength to Suffer

By David Glenn Cox Oh, what a tangled web we weave when we aren’t bright enough…
Which is to Be Master

By David Glenn Cox It’s not as if there is nothing to talk about. The problem…
“They Just Let You Do It!”

By David Glenn Cox Let’s dance backwards as we look over our shoulders trying to see…
Mister! Mister! Mister!

By David Glenn Cox We need an event to get out in front of the eyes…
200 Billionaire’s Wives

BY David Glenn Cox OMG Susan Collins said something stupid about Donald Trump. And people are…
David Kicks Goliath in the Nuts

The Allied bombing raids on the Ploesti oil refinery during WW2 helped to cripple the Nazi…
In a Wonderland They Lie

By David Glenn Cox GUILTY! GUILTY! GUILTY! He can’t own a firearm convicted felon guilty. Anybody…
Remember: Don’t Overthink It

By David Glenn Cox In another step towards full-blown madness, Donald Trump now compares himself with…
Wet Dog Days

By David Glenn Cox It is sometimes hard to imagine that perhaps someday; we will all…
Showdown at Enthusiasm Gap

By David Glenn Cox I sure don’t know, and it’s hard to understand their thinking sometimes.…
Watching the Wobble

By David Glenn Cox When I was a kid back in the halcyon analog stone age.…
The Kool-Aid Test

By David Glenn Cox If I were to say to you one time the elections are…
The Swan Song

What’s an RV or a few free trips around the world or fixing up old mama’s…
Watch! Luke’s Gonna Jump the General Lee Again!

By David Glenn Cox And so, the defense rests. But, but, but he was going to…
The Deduct Box

By David Glenn Cox Big court news everybody. Donald Trump’s attorneys prove conclusively Michael Cohen was…
Smoke and Mirrors

By David Glenn Cox I came for the glitch, but I stayed for the theatrics. Former…
Bad Language

By David Glenn Cox He’s forgotten but not gone. Former Presidential candidate and major phlegm party…
Upside-Down Reich-Side Up

By David Glenn Cox This is how these things get started and wind up out of…
For All of Your End of the World Shopping Needs

By David Glenn Cox I saw something yesterday; it was the funniest thing I saw all…
Not Exactly What You Would Call the A-Team

By David Glenn Cox Joe Biden to debate Donald Trump twice? Why? What for? Whose idea…
Where’s Rudy?

By David Glenn Cox I had a feeling it would come to this someday. And I…
Self-Delusion – Learn the Signs!

By David Glenn Cox Don’t let this happen to you or to one of your loved…
Secrets of a Successful Trump Rally

By David Glenn Cox “Birdbrain Out” Says Trump! After reports had surfaced that Donald Trump was…
But Ma!

By David Glenn Cox But Ma! “I said No!” But Ma! I’m graduating from high school…
Please Sir, More!

By David Glenn Cox Donald Trump is out and out begging now, and It’s almost become…
Brain Slugs and Goesintas

By David Glenn Cox Wow, what a glory time, a mosaic of crazy broken bits and…
This Ain’t No Pretty Thing

By David Glenn Cox Through the closed door and the courtroom artist, it is hard to…
All Dressed Up And No Place to Go

By David Glenn Cox I bet someone is in big, big trouble over this. It’s the…
Better Yet, Don’t Think At All

By David Glenn Cox Poor, poor me! Just look at what they are trying to do…
Show Us on the Doll Where the Prosecution Touched You!

By David Glenn Cox In a way, a very small way, I can sympathize with Donald…
Tantrum Time in the Boom, Boom Room

By David Glenn Cox Who is afraid of the big bad wolf? If you don’t give…
The Bully’s Last Redoubt

By David Glenn Cox It is only a shot across the bow, but it is a…
Don’t Be in a YouTube Video Today

By David Glenn Cox From the oh boy, someone really up fucked department. Upstate New York…
How is this Good for My Career?

By David Glenn Cox So, there have been these whispers Noem is out. Surprise! I don’t…
“Now You Begin to Understand”

By David Glenn Cox Human beings are funny people. It’s like old Joe Stalin once said,…
All Downhill From Here

By David Glenn Cox What woah! Just what Donald Trump doesn’t need, another legal case as…
The Low Standards for High Office

By David Glenn Cox It’s the story about a Pecker and a dick. About a little…
That Thing About Humpty Dumpty

By David Glenn Cox Lest we forget, “DEWEY DEFEATS TRUMAN.” The only real threat to Joe…
No Accomodation

By David Glenn Cox Protests on college campuses, oh man does that bring back memories. Elite…
The Man in the Box

By David Glenn Cox It is hard to say, “well there’s not that much going on.”…
World? What World?

By David Glenn Cox Please excuse me while I ignore the war(s) knowing we shall all…
Donald Trump Auto Warranty Club

“Less filling, tastes great!” By David Glenn Cox How bad is it? How bad could it…
Sorry, I Couldn’t Make It

By David Glenn Cox Oh, cry me a river. Donald Trump continues on his poor me…
Pretending to Care

By David Glenn Cox It is despicably hypocritical and self-serving for Congressman James Comer and his…
How Bad Does Donald Trump Stink?

By David Glenn Cox The subject came up innocently enough; I suppose. One of the unnamed…
Rejecting Reality

By David Glenn Cox Let’s begin with new home starts. Home starts are the lowest they’ve…
Figures don’t Lie, but Liars Figure

By David Glenn Cox Despite the rhetoric. Despite the pronouncements of a madman. There are some…
The Perfect Storm AKA, We Don’t Need No Stinking Badges

By David Glenn Cox The big, orange, tough guy. The bully who is going to set…
Trump Murders Good

By David Glenn Cox Every time you think it can’t get any worse, it gets worse.…
“Hail Caesar!” Heil Hitler!

By David Glenn Cox History teaches us the megalomaniacal dictator will push as far as they…
The World, by its Silence, has Spoken.

By David Glenn Cox It was a momentous occasion in human history. A moment which should…
The Best Laid Plans of Mice and Men

By David Glenn Cox It all seemed so simple. Delta Force had practiced for weeks in…
A Defeat for Us All

By David Glenn Cox It is one of those sickening moments when reality crashes through the…