This Carbon Based Life

By David Glenn Cox

Joe Biden was only saying what the rest of us were already thinking. Calling Peter Doocy “A dumb son of a bitch,” its more like an acknowledgement, “there’s Pete.” You know, like there’s that tall guy or that fat guy or there’s Pete. To do it right though, you really need that Jackie Gleason, Smokey and the Bandit sheriff accent. “Dumb Sum Bitch! You’re so dumb that when I get home, I’m gonna slap your mama!”

But Doocy is comic relief, always attempting to throw the broomstick into the bicycle’s spokes with his intellect, thus the nickname issue. “Will this Administration take responsibility for the worldwide suffering caused by bunions? Will this Administration take responsibility for the rise in teen acne or the high cost of Clearasil? It’s a warzone out there!”

Casting his bread upon the waters fishing for a sound bite. Swinging for the fences and if it works, it’s Miller Time. But if it doesn’t work, “Dumb Sum Bitch.” Biden called the “Dumb Sum Bitch” to apologize for his faux pax because that’s what decent people do. It was inside baseball shop talk, but that won’t prevent the famous Faux News – Arc of Outrage! Give us an inch and five minutes, and we’ll take it somewhere. A tempest in a piss pot as the opening act to the more serious work of a professional propagandist.

William Joyce joined the British Union of Fascists in 1932. Being a gifted speaker, he quickly rose to become the head of Fascist propaganda in Britain. He was better known to the public as “Lord Haw Haw.”  In his broadcasts, he explained that Hitler only wanted what rightfully belonged to him. It would be wrong for Britain to get involved in a war over the Sudetenland in Czechoslovakia.

It was Joyce who changed the name of the group from British Union of Fascists to the “National Socialists” and changed the group’s focus from  Corporatism to anti-Semitism. By 1937, the group had splintered, and Lord Haw Haw led the more radical faction, the National Socialist League. A war in Europe was all a plot by the Jews and the Bolsheviks! There is no reason to go to war over Poland! You’re being deceived!”

Dancing on a fairy thimble, while juggling eggs in a windstorm. It’s a dangerous business to propose alternative foreign policy to the public. Especially in direct opposition of your countries own national policy. Little Tucker TV dinner (The fly who thought he could boy) is telling his viewers that maybe we should listen to Russia’s side the story. Maybe its none of our business. Maybe, we shouldn’t interfere. After all, what is the Sudetenland to us? Give me two reasons besides money and treason, an American TV host would ever speak this way?

If you’re not careful, some could get the idea that your Conservative ethos is nothing but a cover for a materialistic pathos. For ten Rubles I’ll say this but for twenty you get egg roll. Staring eyeball to eyeball with 100,000 Russian troops, guns locked and loaded, and bayonets fixed on the border. Italy is about to invade Ethiopia again and little Tucker TV dinner promotes lasagna. “You know Mussolini has a point, it would be great to have the Roman Empire around again, like back in the good old days.”

Joyce continued his broadcasts from Germany throughout  the war. But at the outbreak of hostilities, his audience fell off dramatically. Lord Haw Haw was committing treason, by siding with the enemy. Likewise, so were his radio listeners.

Little Tucker TV dinner said in an Oped on the Faux crap website, the “Neocons are recklessly stoking  conflict between Russia and the Ukraine.” That’s right sure, it was the neocons who forced Putin to put 100,000 troops on the border. It was the neocon’s who forced Putin to invade the Ukraine in 2014.

I have yet find a logical explanation for this behavior. To speak against your countries national policy and interest. There is no gain. No chance that he would sway public opinion enough to do any good. And if a shooting war comes, should be considered an enemy combatant. So why would you do it? Just be a contrary to anything Joe Biden says or does? Or is Tucker TV dinner’s phone number on Putin’s speed dial, as well as Twump’s?

Maybe it’s just another front in the Republican/Russian war on the United States. Mike Flynn was working in Turkey as a go between with Russian agents.  That’s what Flynn lied to the FBI about and was convicted and then pardoned by Chairman Twump. The Russian election influence scandal! The “We get our money from Russia” scandal. The NRA Republican KGB Russian scandal, The Twump Towers Moscow scandal. The Twump proposes letting Russia back into the G-7 scandal or Helsinki.  What do you need, a road map or GPS coordinates?

“We’re really going to fight a war over some corrupt Eastern European country that is strategically irrelevant to us? With everything else that’s going on right now in our own country? No normal person would ever want to do anything like that. How can it really happen?”  – Tucker TV Dinner

America’s Lord Haw Haw, Putin’s pen pal. A paid propagandist telling us everything he thinks is wrong with the United States and right about Russia. A dangerous game indeed. Lord Haw Haw was captured by the British after the war, tried and executed for high treason.

 “We are assembled here tonight because we believe in an independent destiny for America. Such a destiny does not mean that we will build a wall around our country and isolate ourselves from contact with the rest of the world. But it does mean that the future of America will not be tied to these eternal wars in Europe. It means that American boys will not be sent across the ocean to die so that England or Germany or France or Spain may dominate the other nations.

An independent American destiny means, on the one hand, that our soldiers will not have to fight everybody in the world who prefers some other system of life to ours. On the other hand, it means that we will fight anybody and everybody who attempts to interfere with our hemisphere.”  – Charles Lindbergh

Lindbergh was denied admission to the US armed forces during WW2. He was labeled as an undesirable subversive, as his loyalties were considered suspect due to his Nazi sympathies. Being a traitor to your country is even worse than being a “Dumb Sum Bitch” despite using the same tools. One the one hand they laugh at you, on the other hand, the execute you.

“The people of England will curse themselves for having preferred ruin from Churchill to peace from Hitler.” ― Lord Haw Haw (William Joyce)