This Carbon Based Life

By David Glenn Cox

Just when you think he’s gone for good, for his own good. He returns only wallow in his own decrepitude making public displays of alcoholism and insanity. Rudy Guiliani’s appearances on Reich wing TV have been so erratic, that’s he’s no longer welcomed as a guest much anymore. I told you that he was drinking hard. Now history bears that out, in the middle of a Coup d’état Rudy is seen twirling around the room with a drink in his hand loaded, and spewing drunken inanities

The sad drunken buffoon, it’s almost Shakespearean. “How does it come to pass then, that a man such as I. A great barrister and mayor of the metropolis should come to such a sad, sad end? To see my powers diluted through a cloud of a bottle and not to see much else. That my brain shall be thus lubricated by the elixir of love and the robbers of detail.

It’s a little-known fact, that when Rudy held his ill-fated press conference at the Four Seasons (Lawn Service). Many thought that Rudy actually meant the Four Seasons hotel. But secretly, he always wanted to meet Frankie Valli.

The latest incantation of the “Borat” franchise finds Rudy making a guest appearance. (Playing himself and playing with himself.) As a befuddled old man who thinks he’s about to have sex with a 15-year-old girl. So, Rudy does what everyone does in such a romantic encounter. He puts his hand down his pants, and he begins to play with himself. A barrister for low these many years, yet the word entrapment has never reached his ears.

Ralph Nader said he knew they were trying to set him up when pretty women began to say “hi” and spark up conversations in the grocery store. Nader said that he understood that he didn’t have the kind of face, that beautiful women normally said hello to in grocery stores.

Most of us, having been entrapped in a major motion picture. Embarrassed debased and publicly shamed, would disappear forever. Never to be seen again, but Rudy, he just signed the release form and cashed the check. If I had bet you a million dollars and given you ten to one odds four years ago. That one day the mayor of New York would appear in a big screen motion picture masturbating in hundreds and hundreds of movie theaters across the country. Would you have taken that bet?

Pee Wee Herman lost his career for masturbating in one theater. And yet, Here’s Rudy. It almost sounds like a sitcom. “Tonight on, “Here’s Rudy.” Rudy will reenact the famous opening scene from the Dick Van Dyke Show unintentionally. But whoops he did it again. Those little endearing traits that make Rudy, Rudy.

“The January 6 Witch Hunt Cabal has now exceeded even its prior fraudulent, The last witness was a reckless liar. Contrary to her false testimony she was never present when I asked for a pardon.”

You can almost smell the whiskey. “Has now exceeded even its prior fraudulent” what? She was never present when he asked for a pardon. Ouch, but Rudy (Always clever.) covers his tracks by following up that he never asked for a pardon. But if he did, he didn’t need one and he was just inquiring for a friend.

“Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to be Rudy and remove all doubt.”

The Republicans don’t have much to say these days, lest they make themselves a target. Only Clearance Thomas now repeats fallacies about aborted babies and Covid vaccine. He thinks if he keeps talking long enough, he’ll get away with it. But it’s a known fact, that liars always try to oversell their lie. They keep talking long after they should shut up, and thus, expose their guilt to us.

There is a lot of silence on the other side of the aisle as the Cassidy Hutchinson testimony has landed like a bombshell. They don’t even dare to refute it, though they will try with handpicked Secret Service Agents, who know which side their bread is buttered. A dog and pony show of shift commanders and official schedules. Anything but anything, trying to stave off the inevitable.

Tainted goods, if they asked for a pardon, they are tainted goods and there is no statute of limitations. If they make a noise, they become the noise. If they voted against certification of the Presidential election, they voted to be openly in rebellion which again, has no statute of limitations.

The story they told America was a fraud and they knew it was a fraud from the beginning. And they peddled it just as hard they could to their sycophants. Who aped along devoid of their free will. “Once I was all messed up on drugs. But now, since I found Twump, now I’m all messed up on Twump.” The Trumpanzi’s are the ones who should be really angry. They are the real victims of Don, the con. No more than the rest of us I suppose, but still too dumb to know what’s going on.

Twump support is evaporating faster than the water in Lake Mead. In Colorado, a string of three Twumpers all lost in their runoff elections. It becomes one of those things you try to hide like involvement in Amway. You just don’t want to advertise losing your retirement money in a Crypto coin scam called “Let’s go Brandon.”

Sheering the sheep and spinning the wool to make a nice pair of suckers out of them. They’ll look you right in the eye and claim fidelity, yet in word and deed are traitorous. An honorable person caught in such a situation would resign. A dishonorable person would continue to lie about it.

They would make justifications and try to muddy the water with half-truths. There is no statute of limitations on treason. There is no tunnel at the end of the light and there is no light without honesty, integrity fidelity, expulsion from Congress and long, long prison sentences.

“To punish the oppressors of humanity is clemency; to forgive them is cruelty.”
― Maximilien Robespierre

“Unless you do everything for liberty, you have done nothing. There are no two ways of being free: one must be entirely free or become a slave once more.”
― Maximilien Robespierre