This Carbon Based Life

My name is Ms. Grumbles. I’m a cute kitty cat on the Internet, so you can trust me. Send Money! Send Money meow!

I applied for a job as a political blog writer once, and sent my cover letter and three of my most recent works. The guy liked my work and said, “If you can write like this from a Conservative point of view, your hired!” Hint: The money is on the other side. They got all kinds of billionaires over there, with money just falling out of there pockets too! And I can’t even find one! Dear Mr. Soros…

No, I don’t think I could do that job or if I could, the job couldn’t pay me enough to keep me in Maalox to make it worth my while. I applied for another job but was told I didn’t have enough newsroom experience. Then, I saw their first issue. “The Ten Best Salads in Phoenix !” You know, that bare knuckle hard hitting, big city journalism stuff. “Watch the doors boys, they may try to retaliate, if they didn’t make the list.

Real honest non corporate washed opinion. Not trying to be fair with a bunch of false equivalencies. On the one hand corporations are destroying all life on the planet. But on the other hand, they create good jobs and do a lot of good things for the community! They support our Little League!

“When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.”― Mark Twain

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