This Carbon Based Life

By David Glenn Cox

“Happy Thanksgiving to ALL, including the Racist & Incompetent Attorney General of New York State, Letitia “Peekaboo” James, who has let Murder & Violent Crime FLOURISH, & Businesses FLEE; the Radical Left Trump Hating Judge, a “Psycho,” Arthur Engoron, who Criminally Defrauded the State of New York, & ME, by purposely Valuing my Assets at a “tiny” Fraction of what they are really worth in order to convict me of Fraud before even a Trial, or seeing any PROOF, & used his Politically Biased & Corrupt Campaign Finance Violator, Chief Clerk Alison Greenfield, to sit by his side on the “Bench” & tell him what to do; & Crooked Joe Biden, who has WEAPONIZED his Department of Injustice against his Political Opponent, & allowed our Country to go to HELL; & all of the other Radical Left Lunatics, Communists, Fascists, Marxists, Democrats, & RINOS, who are seriously looking to DESTROY OUR COUNTRY. Have no fear, however, we will WIN the Presidential Election of 2024, & MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!!!”

Does this seem like a normal Thanksgiving message to you? All the Trump slurs are there and the over capitalization for emphasis and such. But there is also a detachment found only in a message delivered in one long continuous sentence. Grammar checker go to hell, give me that damn phone!

After hearing this message, would you sit at the table and let this man carve up a turkey with a large knife? Would you like a wing Malaria? I’ll slice one off for you! The same way I’d like to slice up something else! White meat or dark? Stuffing! Let me tell you a damn thing about stuffing! Something tells me the meal was rather tense and valium was had by all for dessert.

Don’t forget those RINOS, oh lord no! So, is everybody out to get you, Mr. Trump? Even those in your own Party who just happen to disagree on the minutia? Everyone on the left and the right together, everyone who doesn’t agree with Trump is out to willfully destroy America? Everyone who doesn’t kiss Trump’s ass is an enemy of the state? Rhymes with naranoid nersecution complex.

An invalid Thanksgiving message ploy giving Trump an excuse and opportunity to bitch and complain. A unique once in a lifetime opportunity to hear Trump vent yet again during his gracious holiday greeting about the same thing he always vents about. I can hardly wait for Trump’s Christmas message. “The stockings were hung by the chimney with care. But there wasn’t one there for Trump! Oh no! Santa is a far-left Trump hating Marxist who dresses in red and only works one night a year!”

Trump with Scrooge’s three ghosts? Leftist Marxists spirits that ought to be out haunting others! The really bad people! Just more of Joe Biden’s stooges trying to intimidate Trump. Trump marbles out of the bag rolling around on the rolling deck and soon to be lost.

The question of competence stands out, should such an author be trusted with knives or left alone in the house with matches? President of the United States? Don’t be silly. Basically, the sky is falling because the sky is falling for Trump. The country is going to hell because it is going to hell for Trump.

How long can it continue like this for Trump? It’s a long way down from the top and it’s not the fall that gets you, it’s that sudden stop at the bottom. Trapped and frantic as the Jerry Springer show candidate. “HAVE NO FEAR! HAVE NO FEAR! TRUMP IS HERE! Translation: I’m scared.

“Have no fear, however, we will WIN the Presidential Election of 2024, & MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!!!” Translation: I’m afraid I won’t win. Three exclamation points, he’s not fooling around here!

It was Trump’s own cabinet who first discussed removing Trump under the 25^th Amendment. And that was back in the good ole days! When Trump could name farm animals before he began his downward slide towards madness and perpetual confinement.

A message massively inappropriate in scope and substance. A Republican strategist claims that Trump has lost his aura. But this strategist works for Nikki Haley, so what do you expect him to say? But the attacks have begun. Today Trump has lost his aura and maybe tomorrow, he’s lost his mind.

Seems a clear downhill trajectory, propped up by a media which doesn’t want to let go. Let go of a juicy marrow filled story. Let go of the best news story there ever was. Easy money just stick a microphone in his face turn the camera on and ask, “What’s new?”

As Trump’s orbit degrades, the Republicans will turn on him getting louder and becoming more vociferous. As Mitt Romney says he would vote for virtually anyone, even Democrats, before voting for Donald Trump or Vivek Ramaswamy. Romney’s beef with Trump is well known, but his grievance with Vivek is still unknown. My guess would be Romney thinks him “a political lightweight who doesn’t know what he’s talking about half of the time.” But that’s just my guess of course.

The Republican cotillion of Trump critics grows as the primary elections near, will the knives come out? All signs point to “yes.”

Comic Relief Republican congressman George “High pockets” Santos ditches his daily dress for a robe, sandals, and a staff. George preaching his sermon on Capitol Hill about “Hypocrites and doers of wrong deeds” Hung over and philandering hypocrites. The day that George socked it to the Harper Valley PTA. What does this have to with Trump? It’s pure Trump; George doesn’t have an original bone in his body.

As the roof caves in on George and expulsion looms he says, “Why me? Look at all the crime and wrongdoing going on all around us. And everybody is out to get me, and I’m being discriminated against just because I’m a criminal! George then ranted for three hours on an unfortunate podcast of Internet death. It won’t work for George, or for Don.

“Time wounds all heels” – Groucho Marx