This Carbon Based Life

By David Glenn Cox

Well, it certainly throws cold water on my possible VP choice theory, doesn’t it? Donald Trump wastes no time in getting to the racist heart of the matter. Calling Nikki Haley by her birth name Nimarata. Pointing out to the ignorant and uniformed that Nimarata isn’t one of us, she’s one of them! Hint, hint, not quite white enough for Mr. Clean or the country club set.

“Anyone listening to Nikki ‘Nimrada’ Haley’s wacked out speech last night, would think that she won the Iowa Primary. She didn’t, and she couldn’t even beat a very flawed Ron DeSanctimonious, who’s out of money, and out of hope,”

Whacked out speech? Talk about the pot calling the kettle black! Trump is angry because someone else received a sliver of his light and attention, and he doesn’t like sharing. Otherwise, Trump nailed it. Ron’s out of money and hope. The chances Ron DeSantis will ever get another shot at the big time or brass ring are…what’s the word I’m looking for here? Small.

What are Nikki Haley’s chances at achieving the White House? Smaller. About the same presidential chances as you or me.

It’s a peculiar Trump attribute how he can begin with a racist disjointed and unnecessary taunt. And then finish up his statement with an accurate assessment of Ron (We barely knew you) DeSantis. It’s not like Nikki is breathing down Trump’s neck and he needs to put her in her place. This was a racist attack just for the point of making a racist attack. Donald Trump knows his cult well and knows which feathers tickle them best.

Trump calling Nikki “birdbrain” was just the opening salvo and just for starters. Trump goes there! Because in Low IQ Trump world that is considered a funny joke. Her name’s not really Nikki it’s…Nimarata! Strange! Huh? Huh? It sounds loud and filled with brass and overconfidence, the kind of thing that could backfire even on a cult leader with millions of slobbering adoring mindless droids. Everyone stuck with a birth name they hate will say in the name of fairness, “Wait a minute! You can’t help what your parents named you.”

Why, oh why, is Trump going there now? If Trump knocks over all the straw men and straw ladies too quickly, he will have no one to run against. He won’t have Ron DeSanctimonious to kick around anymore as Ron departs with some lovely parting gifts. Including an all-expense paid trip to the Isle of misspent politicians. Enjoy fine dining and Golf day or night because you have nothing else better to do and no future in the Party. Ron discovered too late; they all have pods under their beds.

Vivek Ramaswamy (Is he still here?) nearly broke his neck withdrawing from the race and endorsing Trump. Then seeking the orange one’s, mercy for ever being so impertinent as to run against Trump in the first place. It was a shameful and disgusting performance in a servile cock holster sort of way. This grown man fawning and soiling the knees of his pants on stage. Hangs his head, “Forgive me master!”

Once Trump clears the deck of his political opponents, he leaves only his legal matters to take center stage. By Trump smothering his competition in the cradle by convention time the Party will be, all his. All opposition and contradiction crushed and silenced. Trump will sail the Republican Party like the Mary Celeste into uncharted waters where the serpents be.

Squeaker of the Republican House Mike What’s his name and the Republicans. Have done everything short of Indian wrestling the Biden Administration on the White House front lawn over a border deal. Going so far as to tie the issue to military support for our allies. Over in the Senate a compromise border bill is taking shape, but Trump doesn’t like the bill. He signals nix, nix, and Mike What’s his name comes out with a pronouncement.

“Now, is not the time for a deal on the border!” We have an election to try and win here people, and we can’t do that by offering compromise solutions. We need anger and controversy! The boss just said, “No!” You hear? No!

So, the centerpiece of the Republican legislative agenda is off the table. When will Joe Biden do something about the border? Not now! But after the election, what’s he going to do about the border then?

The Senate bill is an effort at compromise which is exactly what the Republicans don’t want. They want to throw that Tonka truck down in the sandbox and stomp, “No! My way or the highway!”

Trump’s racist attack on Nikki is just a warm up for the real racist rain which is coming. Trump’s concern about a compromise bill shows Trump’s campaign intent. Trump now sets the Republican House Congressional agenda.

Like the old “Outer Limits” TV show, Trump now controls the picture, and he now controls the horizontal hold. A mass retaking of the blood oath to the cult. You must either leave or believe, and you must be at least this high or low to enter. There is no one left in the Republican Party able to stop Donald Trump now except for Nikki Haley. Nobody!

“Yes master, whatever you say master! Your word is our law master! Throw away our border legislation? It is done master! Whatever your wish master! Throw away our careers? Yes master, whatever you wish.”