This Carbon Based Life

By David Glenn Cox

After the deaths of three American servicemen in Jordan and the injury of twenty-five others. The President says the US will respond in a time of our own choosing. Then six KC-135 Air tankers left immediately for Europe on their way to the trouble. Pieces are being put in place for the forthcoming actions. Someone is soon in for a real bad day.

International political leap frog as Hamas attacks Israel and kills 1,200 people, kidnaps 132 or so other innocent victims holding them hostage. Just like in the dark ages! Israel responds by tearing up Gaza looking for the perpetrators. The Houthis begin attacking innocent shipping in support of the terrorists. Originally, the Houthis were only attacking Israeli owned shipping. But among the poorly educated, it’s difficult to say sometimes who really owns the ship. Besides there were not near enough Israeli ships to attack to garner the desired media attention.

So, a Russian ship carrying oil under a British flag was close enough and would have to do in a pinch. The ship was attacked and set ablaze. How does this attack bother, hinder or impact Israel? Rocket attacks on US bases in Iraq and now the deaths in Jordan. Pointless attacks in a long simmering proxy war.

Here we go, the two big swinging dicks on the block are Saudi Arabia (Sunni) and Iran (Shia). The Saudis have money and lots of it. Iran has the holy Koran and lots of it. A fifteenth Century theocracy out to rule the region because they’ve found the truth, and god wants it that way. Iran funds the long running proxy war in Yemen because it is a way of attacking the Saudis by placing hostile forces in the Saudis backyard. And the best part is only the local dipshits get killed and not the Iranians.

“Death to Israel! Death to America!” A long running campaign decades in performance and perfection. Keeping the locals fired up with their native backwoods religious fervor and murderous delight. When the Ayatollah’s not happy, ain’t nobody happy! Iran projects her power covertly not with troops but with the trouble she might inspire. If they don’t get their way, they will through proxies conduct piracy on the high seas. We will make the world’s economy pay a price by using uneducated third-world dipshits to do our bidding.

It seems to get a bit thin and weedy, is the tail wagging the dog here? If there were ever a peace settlement in the Middle East, Iran would suffer for it. It’s their two minutes of hate routine, “Death to Israel! Death to America!” A cottage industry buying American flags by the gross to burn every Friday night downtown. The cultural revolution without a second act. “Yeah Ayatollah! “Death to Israel! Death to America!”

Iran is playing chicken on the international highway. Leaving the freedom fighters in their sheds or mud huts or mountain aires with a barn full of rockets to pay the price. This issue has been sliding towards the abyss for a long time. How do you deal with senseless terrorist attacks while ignoring the source of the funding and weapons of the terrorists?

Despite rumors to the contrary, little Tucker Carlson is not dead. Careerwise okay, maybe you have a point. He died on his throne as a king, like Elvis. But he’s still breathing anyway and is working hard part time on the TUCKER NETWORK [Applause!] But Tucker spotted something and spoke out against striking back.

A shooting war would be the final blow to Donald Trump’s presidential aspirations. A shooting war makes Joe Biden a wartime President. Given the possibility of a shooting war, who would you want to be in charge of it? It would ruin everything for the Republicans. All of the Republican impeachments and subpoenas and Hunter Biden’s laptop and everything… all out the window!

Placing the Republicans in an awful position of being forced to either rally around the President or appear even more un-American than they already appear. The Republicans would be forced to fall into line. And if the President wanted money the Republicans would be forced to give it to him. Joe Biden would be the avenging hero and the Republicans would be the unpatriotic Grinch. All of the Republican bravado and bullshit over the Southern border pushed right off the front page.

So now Tucker can claim to know in advance what is going to happen. He stuck in his thumb and pulled out a plum and said, what a good boy am I. Just ignore it! American servicemen’s deaths? Not worth going to war over!

Nikki Haley says Donald Trump is afraid to debate her. But Trump is up in the polls and has no reason to debate her. But Haley is getting closer to attacking the weak point in the orange death star.

Donald Trump is said to be in the dog house with his wife, Malaria Trump. It seems, you know how women can be after their husband’s guilty verdict and judgement for fourscore and three million dollars for a raping a E Jean Carroll. Malaria wants Donald Trump to speak up and defend himself and say it’s not true, if only for her sake. But politically for Trump it is best and less expensive if he just ignores it. But happy wife, happy life, huh?

Trump says he will appeal the judgement but will have to place the $83 million in escrow first, to do so. So, maybe “yes” or maybe “no” to an appeal. Nikki wasted no time in sticking the knife in by saying, “I absolutely trust the jury.”  The weak link in the orange death star.

Maybe Trump’s isn’t crazy and maybe all these witnesses and plea bargainers’ friends and family are all wrong! Maybe the Democrats really are just out to get him. Maybe all the charges against Trump mean nothing. But a jury of his peers found Donald Trump guilty of sexual assault. How guilty? Eighty-three million dollars’ worth! Something the women of America need to consider very seriously before election day. A shit stain on his britches that Trump can’t hide.