This Carbon Based Life

By David Glenn Cox

Who or what is a Laura Loomer? Who can keep up? There are so many twisted lights in the red blogosphere. Apparently, Loomer is a propagandist working for Trump in some capacity officially or unofficially. And a lot of folks on the other inside are wetting their pants over it. She’s an interloper! A voodoo woman from outside of the secret circle.

Exhibiting an undue influence over the orange Boy Blunder. Many Ex-Trump employees have maintained Mr. Trump is easy to influence. He likes hearing what he wants to hear. So, they fear a female Rasputin wooing over the Czar. These people have been groveling and currying Trump’s favor for years! The idea of some tin horn floozy with a foul mouth moving in and taking away their meal ticket ain’t going to happen without a fight.

Loopy Loomer says if Kamala Harris is elected the White House would smell like curry. And Americans will have to go through a call center to reach the White House. Marge Tater Greene responds on X “That’s very racist and doesn’t represent Donald Trump.” Who is this really? Was this account verified? Has the world turned upside down? Marge Greene is worried someone else is racist? Two weeks ago, Marge might have said it herself.

The outer circle can see the change in Trump’s inner circle but weren’t included in the memo. Trump’s going full blown, bloody down in the dirt racist. Haitians eating dogs and cats and mass deportations. Ask yourself; how bad is it when Marge Greene and Lindsey Graham are the voice of reason?

But it is because they fear fat Elvis is falling under the influence of a guru who will metaphorically spirit him away. Going down the wrong path and dragging them along for the ride. The outer circle knows racism still works in the Confederacy, but the new “modern” racism requires the soft touch. You’re not trying to escape integrated public schools. You just want school choice for everyone and a big fat voucher check to subsidize your kid’s private school.

But Trump’s gone off the deep end towards the dark side. With promised police raids and dungeons, camps, bloody clubs, and punishment cells. And Marge and the outer Party circle are trying to save themselves from Donald Trump, Trying to save Trump from himself and the influence of the “new” dark newbies. Trump holds his new friend tightly around her waist and he somehow forgot to wear his wedding ring.

Mr. Trump is obviously stunned, staggered and desperate to find a way back on top. He goes with what feels good to him and whatever gets the loudest cheer. But Marge fears the largest cheer might not correlate to the most votes. Is middle America ready for violent Fascism? The pollsters say “No.” But where Trump goeth so goeth Greene also and that’s not good. No one asked Greene or the other Republicans if they would like a national campaign steeped in racism with threats of domestic violence.

The monster has broken loose from the cellar and can no longer be controlled. Republicans are trapped in the back seat of a speeding car with Donald Trump at the wheel. They can whisper in Trump’s ear to slow down but those new people keep telling Trump to floor it. And he’s going to floor it and they know it.

Mr. Trump knows he is in trouble and must do something quickly to move the needle his way. He’s listened to all the Poindexter’s, and it’s gotten him nowhere. So now, he hears the siren song telling him it’s all right. Go ahead, just do it! Leaving the outer Party members in a quandary and powerless to stop him.

Trump threatens to withhold firefighting funds from California if they won’t play ball Trump’s way. The crowd cheers, but he’s just lost the votes of every fire fighter in the country. And so did Marge Trailer Park Greene. They have wildfires in North Georgia too. But nobody asked Marge, they just said it!

Spoiler Alert: The public won’t tear at their clothes or publicly renounce their political affiliation over this. They will quietly stay home by the millions. Some will still maintain support for Trump even after staying home. It’s tough to break away from the cult and family. The warm cocoon of everyone thinking just alike without any disagreement is so nice. “Gee, I wished he’d won too! Oh, well.”

A Saturday night trailer park catfight with name calling and expletives! Fighting for the right to woo the orange Czar. Lady Rasputin working her seduction while all around her plot her doom. Marge Greene trying to build a firewall between her and Loomer and her and Trump. “Don’t worry sir! I’ll defend you! I won’t let her talk about you like that sir!”

But who is Green trying to defend? Trump or herself? This is the state of the Trump campaign six weeks out with public fights over the direction or lack of direction of the campaign. Trump in desperation is going toxic and poisoning the waters for all Republicans. They made their deal with the devil down at the crossroads and must now wrestle the devil trying to escape it.

“Sometimes a man wants to be stupid if it lets him do a thing his cleverness forbids.” ― John Steinbeck