This Carbon Based Life

By David Glenn Cox

It is a perfect example of why you shouldn’t monkey around with the judiciary. It will always come back and bite you on the ass every time. The former President’s team has been working nights and weekends trying to keep all of this information from Jack Smith under wraps. This is the real deal! It’s he said she said in real time. All brought us courtesy of the Supreme Court.

In an effort to silence the information before reaching the public’s ears, the court gave it a venue. The Trump team brought up presidential immunity. The court winks and says “oh, yes! My, my we have to protect that Presidential immunity, now, don’t we?  My, my oh yes, yes. Young man, you’re going to have prove it was outside of the President’s official duties as the President. Before you can release this information to the public or prosecute anybody with it.”

Boom!

The proverbial smoking gun. The coup de gras. In Donald’s own words. An unflattering and frightening portrait of Dorian Trump. A sneak peek into the actions of Donald Trump behind the scenes on or around January 6^th. Thanks fellas! We might have never found out without your awesome assistance. Let’s be honest about it, it won’t move the needle even a little bit. Mr. Trump seems impervious to prosecution. Proof with enough lawyers and funding you can hold off the entire United States justice system indefinitely. But then, what if somebody makes a mistake?

It is more likely, you or I will serve time in the Federal Pen over parking tickets. Before Mr. Trump ever trades his name for a prison number or takes his rightful place in the yard as Mr. BIG. The new evidence is more damning in the court of public opinion than in the actual courtroom itself. Where Mr. Trump and his allies on the bench hold Court. Requiring the prosecution to prove Mr. Trump meant to willfully commit crimes. Not just commit them but MEANT TO commit them. From the first thought or inspiration until it was all over, meant to!

You know; “Your honor, my client had no intention of robbing that bank, but things quickly escalated and got out of hand. One minute, my client was making a simple deposit and the next. He’s holding a bag full of money, and policemen are yelling and pointing their guns at him! He might have done it your honor, but he didn’t mean to do it. To quote Curly Howard, “I’m a victim of circumstances.”  

“Hold on here, the President and Vice-President have immunity in their private conversations. Even if the President is planning on getting the Vice President killed or overthrowing the government.” We must defend that legal precedent for the next President who comes along and tries to overthrow the government. Why sure, doesn’t that make sense to you?

As the information reaches public ears the Extreme court’s motivations become abundantly clear and shamefully partisan. The Supreme Court thought, you don’t need to know any of this. This is none of the American public’s business. This information could prejudice public opinion and they wouldn’t understand. It could prejudice my client’s ability to get a fair trial based on the overwhelming evidence of his guilt!

Who shot the Supreme Court in the foot? The Supreme Court shot themselves in the foot. A partisan opinion not worth a tinker’s damn. I wouldn’t let that bunch judge a cow pissing contest on a slow day. They have some splainin to do, Lucy. Until the fallout from Jack Smith’s brief is equally as damning to the Supreme Court protecting Trump as to Donald Trump protecting himself.

Mr. Trump is said to be hot enough to light kitchen matches off of. Sure, and that’s understandable. It’s was only the whole game. The whole fucking game laid out in real time for the public to see and appreciate. Fortunately for Mr. Trump, most of his supporters neither read nor write. It won’t change one single mind on the right. At this point, the undecided voter is a myth.

The statement; “I have no opinion on Donald Trump pro or con.” Would be grounds enough to get you kicked off of jury duty. Clearly clueless and uniformed as to the state of the world.

It won’t change one mind on the left or the right. On the right, it’s just more baseless accusations by a bunch of meanies out to get Mr.Trump. Because they’re mean and evil and bad! On the left, it is just a confirmation of what they had assumed all along. Plus, the added attraction of the embarrassment of the Supreme Court for good measure.

Mr. Trump has decided not to do that 60 Minutes interview he had earlier agreed to for some unknown and unexplained sudden reason. They aren’t fair! 60 Fake Minutes! An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of excuses and explanations. They can’t beat you up for what you didn’t say in a 60 Minutes interview if you don’t do one! Mr. Trump’s knee jerk spasm shows the campaign is still sensitive to public opinion.

But there is also another reason to decline the interview as apparently Mr. Trump’s consciousness went walk about in Wisconsin. The Washington Post described Mr. Trump as “Scattered and hard to follow.” Sounds pretty normal to me, but to those on the scene Mr. Trump’s team sensed it was something deeper. “Are you, my mommy? Do I live here? Why does that foreign looking lady keep staring at me like she knows me?”

What Jack Smith eventually does or doesn’t do really doesn’t matter a hill of beans. But what you and I do matters much more. Never at anytime in my miserable life has the Republican Party been so dangerously balanced on a precipice with one foot on a banana peel. One good shove by you with you and your vote on November 5^th and the world suddenly changes. On November 6^th Donald Trump reverts to a steaming pile of shit, powerless and harmless except for the smell. And the Trump scourge will be over.

Remember Smokey the Bear says, “only you, can prevent a Fascist dictatorship!”