This Carbon Based Life

By David Glenn Cox

Iowa Senator, Phony Ernst says Jesus Christ is her personal Lord and Savior. If that’s her savior, then I’m rooting for the other guy. Jesus said, “Suffer the little children to come unto me.” Ernst says, “Sure, suffering coming right up. Let them die!” And let them become Jesus’s problem.” But it tells the lie anyone of age has heard before. It’s only freebooter’s illegal immigrants and nasty people who would be affected. This won’t hurt. The checks in the mail and I won’t cum in your mouth. It would never affect little sick children or the dignity of elderly seniors in nursing homes. Illegal immigrants never have sick children.

They want to impose work requirements on sick people. Work requirements is a euphemism for stumbling blocks. A diabetic widow with three kids needs to do some work before receiving healthcare.  If she can’t find any paying work, she can do volunteer work and find expensive daycare for her children. Instead, the sick and disabled will flood the emergency rooms, just to die. Phony Ernst knows that but assumes, you don’t.

Maybe you’ve heard? The Great Dictator’s Big Disastrous Bill will add to the deficit. But what they don’t tell you is that the apocalypse bill will TRIPLE the deficit in ten years. Just to give those with plenty more. Ripping the heart from America’s social contract and hobbling healthcare for rich and poor alike. “Let them eat cake!” Cementing a Fascist ideology. The rich shall live, and the poor will die after their useful working lives are over. After they can no longer work in the mines or build us V-2s in the underground factories.

Ted (My wife is ugly) Cruz, when the going gets tough, the affluent fly to Cancun chaired a hearing in the Senate chamber. To investigate radical and out of control judges interfering with the Great Dictator’s plans. A hearing worthy of the lowest form of Fascist Nazi types. It’s not the radical Dictator, it’s those judges issuing injunctions against him willy nilly. But judges don’t operate in a vacuum. Someone, some injured party has brought forward a case alleging a law was being broken. Then after the judge hears from both sides, makes a decision to issue an injunction or not. The Nazis don’t like this system. If the Ump calls it strike three and the Nazis don’t like it. Their plan is to demonize all the Umps. Those Umps are out of control!

In his book, “Peeling the Onion” Gunter Grass described growing up in Nazi Germany as a boy. At thirteen, you were asked to join the Hitler youth. If you declined the invitation, you would be harassed and beaten up by the other boys in your class. They would stand outside your house and chant, calling you names. If that wouldn’t work, they would go to your father’s work and demand that he be fired. He must be anti-German to raise such a son as that. He must be a radical or out of control. Under Cruz control, they should all be fired! How dare they disagree with the Great Dictator!

The Great Dictator commands a 50% tariff on steel. Immediately, American steel producers raise their prices by 50%. When you shop for steel, they don’t ask “Foreign or Domestic?” The Great Dictator does a bad thing but claims a good reason for an arbitrary 50% price increase. A 25% tariff on imported cars to level the playing field. Then a 50% price increase on steel for domestic auto producers.

But these are just the sideshows. The main event is coming soon enough. Back in the day, it was “Saddam.” Saddam gassed his own people after his CIA supplied satellite photos showed a village occupied and it was assumed to be Iranians. Where did Saddam procure chemical weapons from anyway? Don’t ask, three guesses. Saddam is building a bomb. See, he has these aluminum tubes. He cheats at cards and chews with his mouth open. The Iraq war was planned well ahead of time with the purpose of reshuffling the Middle Eastern deck. If you punch out the biggest guy in the bar, nobody else is likely to cross you. The Program for a New American Century said the US should fight a two front war just to show the world we could.

The Great Dictator says China is cheating and just doing everything naughty. He raises tariffs sky high to ridiculous heights. And then lowers them to just outrageous heights to show his moderation and flexibility . The Dictator targets Chinese students. The Dictator sends his stooges out to beat the war drums. The Dictator plans a war with China. You heard it here first. China has pretentions to make this their Century. The great Dictator plans to put the Chinese in their place. They are welcome to make our cell phones and sneakers, but they must remember their station or else.

Iran must give up ALL nuclear enrichment declares the Great Dictator. But under Eisenhower’s Atom for Peace, Iran has a lawful right to enrich its uranium. But it’s not about uranium.  It’s about doing as you’re told. Iran could convert all of its nuclear facilities to bubble gum factories, and it would make no difference. According to intelligence sources and purchased fire hose media. Iran has been just weeks away from building a bomb now, for over forty years. That double bubble gum has explosive properties! The Iranians could blow a bubble so big; it could destroy the whole world!

Shakespeare said, “All the world’s a stage.” And our is the comedic variety. Elon Musk’s Tesla business was going down the tubes after working for the Great Dictator callously destroying lives. Elon separates himself and buys up Facebook ads to promote himself as a great guy and a humanitarian. Then separates himself even further. Criticizing the Great Dictator’s tax bill. See? I’m really a great guy! I’m on your side…now.  The phony media gush asking innocently, “Is the bromance over?” Gee, why is Elon being so mean to the Great Dictator?

Elon is still a jerk. China is our target and there is a war coming. Phony Ernst calls Jesus Christ her personal Lord and Savior and German’s soldier’s belt buckles in WW2 said, “Gott Mit Uns.” That Jesus, he sure gets around, don’t he?  From death camps to Republican tax bills. But if this is the love of Jesus Christ at work. I’m still rooting for the other guy.

“You believe in a book that has talking animals, wizards, witches, demons, sticks turning into snakes, burning bushes, food falling from the sky, people walking on water, and all sorts of magical, absurd and primitive stories, and you say that we are the ones that need help?” ― Mark Twain