By David Glenn Cox
There is an old Groucho Marx line that goes, “Baravelli may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot. But don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot!” It is easy to forget sometimes that without the editing room floor media protection. We could always remember and could never forget that Baravelli is an idiot. But let that rabbit out his hutch and he can be hard to catch sometimes . Exposed to the world media unfiltered, it becomes clear to everyone that Baravelli is indeed an idiot.
In a country with a free media, they would have called it the Crash in Kananaskis or a Foul wind in Alberta or even the Gee Whiz 7. The Great Dictator losing his marbles live and in living color on the world stage. This is why they don’t let him out so often anymore. The Great Dictator signs a trade deal with the UK. The same trade deal he took credit for signing a month ago. As Groucho would say paraphrasing of course. “One trade deal carefully managed could last a family a lifetime.” Then the wheels began to fall off. Misidentifying Keir Starmer twice. Calling him the head of the EU. A simple mistake for the geographically challenged. EU – UK same, same.
Take that Great Britain! Who has the mad King now? Do you know why there will always be an England? Because Trump likes you! That’s why and lucky you! But then we come to the news conference from hell. A wild and frolicking affair with the Great Dictator going off on Democratically controlled Sanctuary cities. Yep, that is what they came to Alberta to talk about. Then the Great Dictator began to whine because his buddy Vladimir Putin wasn’t there. Maintaining there never would have been a war in Ukraine, if they’d only listened to Trump. Referring to himself in the third person. Even taking a swipe at his unemployed Trump monkey and nearly forgotten, Trucker Carlson. It was then the Canadian Prime Minister, Mark Carney interrupted by saying. By the powers invested in me as the host of this here convocation, I declare these games are closed.
Trump was so angry; you could see it in his eyes. How dare you! How dare you interrupt me when I, the Great Dictator, am speaking! Don’t you know who I am? When I take over Canada, I’ll have you deported! Later, Trump complained it was Obama and Trudeau who had Putin booted from the G-8. Mama always said, never forget to insult your host before leaving.
Then suddenly out of the blue, Trump realized he’d left the oven on at the White House and forgot to turn off the lawn sprinklers. Trump was suffering from an acute case of lack of attentionitous. If Trump wasn’t the center of attention at all times. He would pick up his toys and go home. The allies had tried faithfully to kiss Trump’s ass promptly and often. But the Great Dictator is now in stage four megalomania. And is no longer able to tolerate sharing the spotlight with anyone.
So, then Trump announced he would have dinner with these clowns, but then had to fly home immediately! All because of a top-secret reason. (The King’s pissed off) All hush, hush. Having to do with the one-sided beating of Iran. He needed to leave. There were big important questions of war and peace for him to decide in a war the US maintains it’s not involved in. Why sure, The Israelis needed Trump’s advice right away! And it couldn’t be done over the phone! But it could wait until after dinner. Then the Great Dictator was gone like poodle skirts and 57 Chevy’s. But not before the Great Dictator opines, “The Iranians should have made a deal with Trump.” Calling for the evacuation of nine million citizens from Tehran.
If you had watched the international news. (Available in some parts of the United States) You would already know that a bridge collapsed in India and two people were killed. And that Tehran was already emptying out. Good idea! Trump recommends it! Take my advice! You’re welcome! Anytime I can be of help!
The lesson for the White House and the Administration was clear. Trump must never be allowed out in front of an audience again, without filters. Nothing much longer than 15 or 20 second sound bites. It has been a rough 72 hours at the White House. Managing the limp dick military parade fiasco and now Trump’s Chernobyl style meltdown in our soon to be 51st State. The White House claimed 250,000. Loyal, honest, thrifty, brave and reverent Americans attended the limp dick military parade. While even Snooze Max said that it was more like 10,000 attended. If you asked Trump, it was probably a million or maybe ten million. It was maybe the largest military parade in all of human history!
Behind the scenes, it must have been frightening and horrendous. The monster has broken loose from his chains and is about to run unattended terrorizing a worldwide audience of innocent villagers. And never forget insanity is contagious, you get it from your King. The reprehensible Senator Mike Lee makes sickening remarks in the wake of political assassinations. In a free Country, Lee would be disgraced and expelled from the Senate. Even being from Utah, a state famous for its religious bigotry and religious murders, his vile remarks are without equal. But there it is, Trump monkey See, Trump monkey Do.
Sadly, I fear more violence because the mentally ill are so attracted to Trump. They like simple solutions to complicated problems. Details and nuance are unimportant. They blindly shout USA! USA! USA! Just as easily as Germans once shouted, “One People! One Fuhrer! One Reich!” They can’t be persuaded, convinced or made to understand that Baravelli really is an idiot.
“All Fascism did not die with Mussolini. Hitler is finished–but the seeds spread by his disordered mind have firm root in too many fanatical brains. It is easier to remove tyrants and destroy concentration camps than it is to kill the ideas which gave them birth and strength.”
― Harry Truman
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