By David Glenn Cox
Well, the big day is finally here. The orange dictator will meet with the red dictator. Have you forgotten about Jeffery Epstein yet? The orange dictator says there is a 25% chance of making peace in Ukraine. Which actually means there is a ZERO percent chance of making peace in Ukraine. You can’t negotiate peace without all sides seated at the table. But if you make enough noise, maybe there’s a 25% you’ll forget the orange dictator who liked to hang out with a pedophile who raped little girl children.
From the turnabout is fair play department. Hunter Biden (Remember him?) says he won’t apologize to Malaria Trump. Young Hunter went on a podcast and claimed Malaria was first introduced to dumb Donald by Jeffery Epstein. The dictatorus was not surprisingly furious and outraged. And being a Trump did what all Trump’s always do and threatened to sue for a billion dollars! (I’ll huff and I’ll puff, and I’ll blow your house down!) Young Hunter only smiled, answering, “I look forward to deposing both you, and your monstrous orange husband in depositions in open court.”
Who’s afraid of the big bad wolf? Not I! But as the orange dictator boards the plane for Alaska. He will fly over record flooding in Wisconsin and Minnesota. Some areas of Wisconsin got six inches of rain in two hours. That’s not normal, that’s freakish. It was 113 in Iowa the other day. That’s bizarre. Flooding in New York and New Jersey. Flooding in Texas and droughts in Arizona with temperatures running at 115 degrees every day. Here in Arizona, we are used to 100 degrees every day, but 115 is pushing it, even for us. A prolonged power outage in Phoenix could kill thousands.
They are building a new water treatment plant in Phoenix to reclaim water from sewage. Because the biggest problem Arizona faces is water. There’s not enough and the drought only exacerbates this issue. The wastewater treatment plant is wringing the sponge for every last drop. And when that is not enough? Farmers in the state watch the water levels closely. Have you forgotten about Jeffery Epstein yet?
Massive wildfires all across Canada, Colorado, Arizona and now even in Europe. It’s like the world is on fire and like the weather has gone crazy. Because it is and it has. Who remembers the wooly mammoth from school? Scientists have discovered they died off first in the south and the pattern moved north until reaching Siberia. They died off from climate change. A big hairy wooly mammoth and warmer temperatures didn’t compute. And it’s getting worse and will continue to get worse.
This is just the beginning. What do you suppose six inches of rain in two hours does for crops? What does 115 degrees do for bees and cattle and plants? Birds here in Arizona are active in the mornings and late afternoon seeking out scarce water. They hide in the trees in the heat of the day. Playgrounds are covered with sun shields and it’s too hot for children to go outside and play.
The orange dictator not only ignores the problem but claims it doesn’t exist. The media pretends to be shocked, shocked I tell you! After the deadly floods in Texas, experts and politicians called it a once in two-hundred-year event. Then it happened again the following week, and they shut up about that once in two-hundred-year crap.
When the King deplanes in Alaska the citizens there are facing floods from melting glaciers. Think about that. Glaciers melting so fast, they cause the rivers to overflow. And once the glaciers are gone, It’s going to get even hotter, causing even more wildfires and more deadly weather.
Insurance costs and replacement costs in Floriduh threaten to capsize the Real estate market. Homeowners’ insurance in Floriduh is about ten times what it is in most of the United States. And all it is going to take is one of those big once in two-hundred-year storms to put an end to it, once and for all. Insurance companies are pulling out of the state. Farmers insurance announced last year they would insure your car but not your home in Floriduh. Good luck, you’re on your own!
Rising tides in Floriduh are flooding septic tanks and roadways. And it’s only getting worse. Maybe it’s all caused by sun spots? Maybe it’s cyclical and will cool off in a year or so? Maybe in a generation or two, it will be like Arizona everywhere? Maybe in a generation or two, we will all live indoors? Maybe we will raise crops and cattle and children indoors.
Across the Middle East and the Mediterranean there are ancient, abandoned cities. Abandoned because the climate changed. In South America, it stopped raining and the Inca empire fell.
I’m a big fan of cheesy science fiction films. The cheesier the better. Giant space stations in 1980 or rocket ships carrying hundreds of people. But whenever the crisis occurs. They hold a big meeting of scientists to try and figure out what to do. That’s how you know it’s science fiction. In real life, we ignore the scientists. The politicians bank rolled by the very industries destroying the planet tell us to have no fear because everything is under control.
The orange dictator attacks academia and attacks the media to silence the truth. The subject of climate change is Verboten! (Free press, my ass!) Just explain it all away and don’t ever connect the dots. These are all just one-off freak events. But fortunately, or sadly, I’m old enough to know better. I remember a time when the weather wasn’t so dangerous.
Scientists studying the data from Mars have made startling discoveries. Mars once had water and rivers and a gentler climate and maybe even life. Proving conclusively, perhaps Mars was once ruled by capitalists and conservative Republicans.
It is all a question of evolutionary science. Another evolutionary hurdle to jump across the eons of time. Can humanity save themselves from themselves? Can it save itself from a system which always answers. “It’ll be fine.” A system of vested owners and powerless peasants bred from childhood to trust those who create the disasters and profit from wars which kill them. A system of emperors and kings and dictators who rape little children and rape us all. The orange dictator is a pedophile and a monster. Remember Jeffery Epstein! Never forget him! He was the orange dictator’s best friend and confidant.
“Capitalism is an illness. The more you have, the sicker you become.”
“If such crimes against the citizens of the state of West Virginia go unreduced by the government, I suggest that we take down the flag that stands for constitutional government, and run up a banner saying, ‘This is the flag of the money oligarchy of America.” ― Mother Jones
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