This Carbon Based Life

By David Glenn Cox

Donald Hrump says the reason the Republicans did so poorly (Vast understatement) last night was because he wasn’t on the ballot. Oh, contraire! He most certainly was on the ballot. He was at the head of every ballot, from the governor’s office to the dog catcher in Frogtown. Fun fact; The exit polling from New Jersey proved what I had said about the fake media polls. The fake media polls had Hrump at 39% popularity. The exit polls said 33%. Note to media; no polling within 48 hrs. of election day. Someone might remember.

The only appropriate adjective I can think of is a crushing defeat. Double digit crushing defeat! No doubt about it crushing defeat. JD Wolf boy’s half brother ran for mayor of Cincinnati, Ohio. The polls closed and instantly the winner was declared… Not you! He lost by 60%! 80 to 20. No, Hrump wasn’t on the ballot! That’s not a loss, that’s an ass kicking. And it was across the board, from sea to shining sea, and parts of Texas.

But beware, the wounded and cornered animal. He’s going to get worse now that he knows it’s almost over. Republicans lost in places they’d always won before. The totals tell us that Gerrymandering just won’t work. You can’t Gerrymander landslides. I got a kick out of CNN. Zohran Mamdani wins the mayor’s office in New York City with 50% of the vote in a three-person race. And what does CNN want to talk about? Andrew Cuomo. Why sure, that makes perfect sense. Let’s talk about the loser! Because they didn’t want to talk about the winner.

The Bulwark didn’t get the memo. Their talking head maintained that if Mamdani won, “It didn’t mean a thing.” It’s an aberration! It means nothing! Immediately, after they declared Mamdani the winner, the Republicans declared him to be the new face of the Democratic party. Clueless! Absolutely clueless! Republicans think they can slur the Democratic party with Mamdani. But they fail to understand the public likes Mamdani, and voted for him because they HATE Donald Hrump and the Republicans! When Hrump encouraged voters to vote for Cuomo, he actually helped to elect Mamdani.

These poor Republicans still believe their words and slurs can change the minds of the broken and destitute, despite the orange nightmare’s effect on their lives. Some of the down ballot races in Virginia were astounding, winning by fantastic margins of 75% to 25% Gerrymander that! Winning the governor’s office in New Jersey and Virginia by double digits! The billionaires and Republicans paid out a king’s ransoms to defeat Mamdani. And yet, he still won by 8 points. Even if Curtis Sliwa had dropped out of the race, as was requested by the elites. Mamdani still would have won.

“This is not the end, this is not even the beginning of the end, this is just perhaps the end of the beginning.” – Churchill

I repeat myself, Hrump might not last until the midterm elections. First, he says he won’t obey the courts and won’t pay out SNAP benefits. Then, from the ruins of the Orange House, they walk that statement back. In my mind, I can see him on the floor kicking and screaming, dropping tears on the carpet. “I won’t! I won’t! I won’t!” Yes, you will! For the Republicans in congress they must have felt a shiver as if someone had walked on their graves. The Republican ship is in flames and taking on water. Stick with Dementia Don? Step across that line! I double dog dare you!

Donny Dipstick isn’t just a lame duck, now he’s a dead duck. He is the official millstone around the neck of every Republican in congress. If you want him, he can come campaign for you! “Ah, thank you, no.” Now, you can see. Marge Tater Greene is dumb, but she was way ahead of the curve with this crowd. She heard the native drums a rumbling off in the distance, signaling the natives were growing restless. And if you can hear those drums in North Georgia. You had better look out!

If these Republicans have farmers in their districts, they had better look out. If they have seniors or the poor in their district, look out. If they have the formerly middle class now become the working poor residing in their districts, look out! Once the stock market tanks look out, Donald Hrump was not only on the ballot last night; he was the only thing on the ballot last night. Nancy Pelosi called Hrump “The worst thing in the world.” With the death of Dick Cheney, it’s now no longer even a contest. For the orange apocalypse, this was his Stalingrad. Finish that bunker under the Jeffery Epstein memorial ball less room quickly. You’re going to need it!

Like Hitler broke the Wehrmacht, Hrump has broken the Republican party beyond all repair. And It’s all over now, baby blue! Now comes the long retreat back, ending at the Führer bunker’s door. Come on! I dare you! Call yourself a “Pro” Hrump Republican this morning. Make me laugh, I dare you!

The madness and the melodrama as Kara lying Leavitt spews out more bile and invective. She’s really angry now, which means something orange and noxious has been chewing on her ass. If you thought you’d seen crazy before, hold on tight. Put away the ketchup and hide any sharp objects in the room. The lies and the fantasies will now become even larger and more exaggerated. They will shout, We have wonder weapons coming! But nothing can change the tide once it starts to roll out.

Little Mikey Renfield Johnson must now try to bar the door. Against the coming mass defections as the walls of Jericho come tumbling down. The wrong man in the wrong place, at the wrong time. He was Hrump’s chosen mouthpiece and spoke for the king. But as of last night, he’s become the purser and chief floor walker on the Titanic. He might achieve some lasting fame as the last Republican to lead a house majority. Historical note: After the congressional wipe out of 1933, it was twenty-two years until the next Republican house majority. Wanna see history repeat itself? Stay tuned!

The government shutdown has now become their tomb. The administration sends out all of their surrogate soldiers to blame the Democrats, but the public isn’t buying it. (Don’t piss down my back and tell me it’s raining!) And the more the Republican struggle to maintain themselves in their horse collars, the worse it will become for them. The Republican party is left with only two choices. Stick with Donald Hrump and become a footnote in history and possibly a defendant in a docket or run for their lives as the house is on fire! The public has spoken…loudly.

“This is the end

My only friend, the end

Of our elaborate plans, the end

Of  everything that stands, the end

No safety or surprise, the end

I’ll never look into your eyes…again

Can you picture what will be

So limitless and free

Desperately in need…of some…stranger’s hand

In a…desperate land.” – The Doors

“You have sat too long here for any good you have been doing. Depart, I say, and let us have done with you. In the name of God, go!” – Oliver Cromwell

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