This Carbon Based Life

By David Glenn Cox

I want to believe. Oh, how I want to believe, but I’ve seen this all before. Somehow, some way, Hrump always manages to slip the noose. Is this the cat’s tenth life? Admittedly, it looks bad for him now, but it looked bad for him after January 6^th and yet, here we are. But it seems he’s running out of good excuses and has now broken the seal on a bag of really terrible excuses. Funny story; Hrump issued 77 presidential pardons the other day, and all 77 had identical signatures. But don’t say “AUTOPEN!”

One of the world’s worst excuses ever devised is. “Well, other people were doing it too! Check out Bill Clinton and Larry Summers and Reid Hoffman! They were there too! They were taking part in the Epstein hoax too!” I wonder how Hrump would know that? The scuttlebutt up on Capitol hill says the Republicans have received a back-channel communications warning. “It’s way worse than you think.” Trump’s name is not only in the Epstein files, but stars in the Epstein files.

That dog might not have barked yet, but it’s sure starting to whine a lot. Trump has removed his endorsement from Marge Tater Greene. Taken it back. So, is she unelected now? Like the red queen shouting, “Off with their heads!” The orange man declares his sunlight shall not shine on Maggie’s behind. “Take that! Marge!”

But Greene is not the action, but the reaction. She isn’t off the reservation. She’s jumped ship trying to save herself. Apparently, she’s gone back to the butt crack of those North Georgia mountains and heard the drums of war. The bloom is off of the Trump rose and doesn’t smell quite so sweet anymore.

Trump has broken one of the cardinal rules of his own misadministration. Never admit to making a mistake. Trump now wants to cut tariffs on certain grocery items. “If you just buy Swanson Hungry Man TV dinners for Thanksgiving. You can save a fortune! It’s got turkey and dressing. Mashed potatoes and even an apple cobbler!”

“Trump knew all about the girls.” – J. Epstein. I just met your friend Trump.  “Have you still got your wallet?”  – J. Epstein.  Kara Lying Leavitt says her boss kicked Jeffery out of the Mara Lago club after discovering he was a pedophile and a creep. When exactly did he find this out during their fifteen-year friendship? But Jeffery claims he never was a member in the first place. Perhaps Kara Lying could show us a receipt or the letter sent expelling Jeffery from the Honeycomb Hideout club. Jeffery says he gave his 20-year-old girlfriend away to Trump the same way you might give away a ball-point pen.

Here’s why I struggle to believe. The Republicans just a few months back passed the big, beautiful bill. Legislation which will deny healthcare to millions of the sick and nursing homes for the aged. They shut down the government and forced federal workers to work as slaves with the promise of back pay. And as we all are well aware. When a Republican makes you a promise, you can take it straight to the bank! But now, the earth trembles and shakes over allegations of Trump’s wrong doing with young girls? It must really look awful in those files. To make the dog which hasn’t barked yet, shit on the rug.

Every time I watch a Republican town hall, I tell myself it can’t get much worse. And I’m proved wrong every time. The Iowa town hall of Marionette Weeks was just a few torches and pitchforks shy of a full-blown riot. In Tehas, all the gains of Latino voters the Republicans had made evaporated on Tuesday. Thus making their Gerrymandering an exercise in futility.

The Epstein emails run completely counter to the statements on Bitch Barbie Blondie Bondi and Todd Blanche. Barbie said she saw no wrongdoing in the files by the Resident. Sometimes, it’s better to remain silent than it is digging your own grave looking for a way out. Kamikaze Bondi! Oh, yes, my sacred, lord emperor. I shall gladly crash my career into the dung heap of history for you, my lord!

So are the Republicans really appalled by Trump’s behavior? Or are they simply looking for a sacrifice to throw into the volcano to appease the angry voters before the midterms? Maybe if we dump this motherfucker out in the road like a mongrel stray, we can save ourselves? Call it self-righteous self-survival. This is what also happened to Richard Nixon. Republicans supported him wholeheartedly until they began to realize Nixon was carrying them to their own doom.

Don’t tell anyone, especially the Republicans. It made no difference. Republican Nixon supporters and Nixon’s detractors were thrown out of office in equal measure. The Tuesday vote for Republicans was Black Tuesday! They lost everything, everywhere, even in Mississippi. They lost by numbers not seen in eighty years. As the Safaris played “Wipeout” in the background.

It appears we’re all focusing on the side dishes here and not on the main course. With each Epstein revelation, the question of who and why Jeffery Epstein died in his prison cell becomes ever more paramount. Knowing what we now know. Who had a reason to silence Jeffery Epstein? Who had the means and the motive? Who could cover it up? And who would be stupid enough to try and pull it off?

As Kara Lying Leavitt asks, “Why didn’t Democrats take up the Epstein issue?” Well, that would be because Epstein was still alive and well. Still sitting in his cell in prison serving his sentence. Ergo, case closed. But when Epstein breathed his last while in federal custody, new questions arose. Edited and spliced together video tapes with the cameras closest to Epstein’s cell being inoperative. Guards claiming no one entered Epstein’s cell but prisoners saying someone did. Occam cries out, “Who gains from this?” Was it Larry Summers or Reid Hoffman or maybe even big Bubba himself? Epstein says Bill Clinton never visited the Island, and Jeff never met Al Gore. Sorry, Fox News.

Ghislaine Maxwell sits in a pampered plush prison with special meals and even an emotional support puppy. And the inmates there have all been warned to shut the hell up about it or it’s off to pound you in the ass or shank you in the chow line prison. Because two accidents aren’t possible to pull off. Good dictator/bad dictator. He could shoot someone on Fifth Avenue, but perhaps, not just anyone.

Like “The Tell-Tale Heart.” The heart still beats beneath the floorboards of the oval office, but only one person can hear it.

“If you still think me mad, you will think so no longer when I describe the wise precautions I took for the concealment of the body.”
― Edgar Allan Poe, The Tell-Tale Heart

“And since you know you cannot see yourself,
so well as by reflection, I, your glass,
will modestly discover to yourself,
that of yourself which you yet know not of.”
― William Shakespeare