This Carbon Based Life

By David Glenn Cox

You knew it had to finally come down to this, didn’t you? The mad man screaming, Off with their heads! Off with their heads! Kara lying Leavitt running from the podium. Pam Blondie Bondi, under threat of being disbarred. Just another day at the orange monkey house. “I’m sorry if my voice is a little hoarse. I’ve been screaming at the untermunchin and little people all night, like a sailor on crack. Quiet Piggy!”

Just another Trump deflection, just another attempt to enrage his shrinking audience to assist in slipping the noose. But what the Democrats said in their message was to not follow any ILLEGAL ORDERS. That isn’t an opinion, that’s the law of the land! Mr. Trumpers only hears what he wants to hear and amplifies it to his dungeon monkeys. Just a general Trump distraction-deflection 101. But it seems we are reaching critical mass. Donny Demento signs the bill to release the Epstein files in private. “There! Are you all happy now?” Allow four to six weeks for delivery. Some files may appear smaller in the rear-view mirror.

Today is Friday, and the world’s stock markets are melting down. Where is Treasury Secretary Big Chief Smugo, the cigar store wooden Indian? Nothing instills confidence quite like a disappearing act. Bitcoin is going down like the gas gauge on a Mustang Mach One during a burn out competition. The case against James Comey looks like it was hacked out by a blind woodsman. Miss Congeniality, lawyer for the king, has given incompetence a whole new meaning.

Believe it or not, this was smooth sailing for the warped wasted orange Palm Beach putz. Now, he has a real problem on his hands to deal with. What now, Mr. Wizard? Let’s see how he handles a real genuine, full-blown financial crisis. “I know, I’ll make something up!”

Remember how I told you Lame Duck Donald’s Russian peace proposal was nothing more than an attempted extortion of Russian oil assets? If at first you don’t succeed, steal, steal again. The Palm Beach pedophile resurrects his peace plan, Aka, Ukraine surrender plan. Under the peace plan, Russia will keep all of its war gains and promises never to do it again. While Ukraine gets to shut up. As Chevron and Exxon Mobil look again to buy out Lukoil Russian assets at fire-sale prices. Give the devil his due! There’s always plenty of time to enrich himself! The world may be going to hell, but he’ll go there rich!

Gee, I guess chloroforming the Bureau of Labor Statistics didn’t work. I guess he’s all out of bright ideas. Maybe, like Louis the XIV he’ll order the stock markets to stop falling! “This is all a plan by the Democrats trying to make me look bad! Well, I don’t need their help! It’s all about Me! Me! Me!” To quote Jim Morrison, “weird scenes inside the gold mine!” All the players bet the house on AI. They bet and they bet and they bet until they couldn’t bet anymore. They bet until they ran out of borrowed money.

Burger King is closing four hundred underperforming locations. Is it the restaurants underperforming or is it the customers? McDonalds, Subway, Starbucks are all in trouble. Chipotle’s $8.00 burrito will go the way of the pet rock and the Rubik’s cube. Mere novelties from a prosperous past. Like $100,000 pickup trucks and $30,000 economy cars.

During this current melt down commodity prices are taking it up the bum. Let’s see, bailouts for the farmers and $2,000 checks for everyone else! There! That ought to fix it! Checks for everybody! “Shoes for industry! Shoes for the dead!” It’s all fun and games until the world is in crisis and Donald dipshit Trump is in charge. “This is all Joe Biden’s fault, you know!” Robert Kennedy Jr. admits to smoking DMT and right now, he looks like the brightest one of the whole bunch. Doctor Oz says the best way to save money on healthcare is to not get sick. See? There, that wasn’t so hard now, was it? “I’m going to live forever or die trying!”

It has all started to go wrong, and the devil is coming to collect his due. Little Mikey Johnson wanted amendments on the Epstein Bill in the senate. But when he got there, John Thune said, I don’t care. And so the poor dog had none. Embarrassed but unashamed, little Mikey the half pint Himmler parrots the orange one. “Off with their heads! Off with their heads!” The declining little powers of a declining little man.

The latest polling shows the king’s popularity at 38%. Do you believe that? I mean, come on. Do you really believe that? It only illustrates the contempt in which the media holds us. Anyone out there ever personally been polled in one of these national polls? They tell you 38% popularity because they don’t dare tell you 28% or 18%. King Donald has single-handedly destroyed the economy and with a straight face they tell you his popularity remains stable at 38%.

This is the most unpopular administration in American history and almost no one will argue that point with you. Democrats hold a fourteen-point lead over Republicans in a generic ballot. Donny Demento is the most unpopular president of all time. The most unpopular President of all time with the most unpopular agenda of all time. While the media tells you with a straight face, the king’s popularity is at 38% down ONE point.  When in doubt, lie! If that doesn’t work. Lie some more!

“The future was better yesterday.” – The Firesign Theater

“And the great owners, who must lose their land in an upheaval, the great owners with access to history, with eyes to read history and to know the great fact: when property accumulates in too few hands it is taken away. And that companion fact: when a majority of the people are hungry and cold they will take by force what they need. And the little screaming fact that sounds through all history: repression works only to strengthen and knit the repressed. The great owners ignored the three cries of history. The land fell into fewer hands, the number of the dispossessed increased, and every effort of the great owners was directed at repression. The money was spent for arms, for gas to protect the great holdings, and spies were sent to catch the murmuring of revolt so that it might be stamped out. The changing economy was ignored, plans for the change ignored; and only means to destroy revolt were considered, while the causes of revolt went on.” ― John Steinbeck