This Carbon Based Life

By David Glenn Cox

Well, today is the big day. Early Christmas! Today we find out what sort of manipulation the Trump misadministration will use to hide the Epstein files, yet again. Mandated to be released by Congress, we know in advance that it no longer matters what the law says. The misadministration will do whatever they will do and let the chips fall where they may. I expect whole pages to be blacked out. But there is a wild card out there in the archives of the Epstein family.

Chatty Cathy, aka Suzie Wiles says while Trump is mentioned in the Epstein files, it is not for anything too egregious. Who knows what version she has seen? Having a big mouth doesn’t always guarantee she’s accurate. Yet, day by day, Epstein shrinks in importance as the crimes of this regime multiply and grow, like an ever-expanding universe.

The king of corruption seems to be losing it. As if he knows his time is short and slipping away. He’s renamed the Kennedy Center, the Trump-Kennedy Center. Just because, because his megalomania knows no bounds. Like the Navy, in this White House you either salute it or paint it gold or stick it on the wall. The situation has moved beyond just poor taste. Now Trump has added a hall of presidents, including Trump’s own commentary beneath each president.

It is his mental decline on parade. Joe Biden is called Sleepy Joe, and the worst president in American history. Barack Obama is called the most divisive president in history, and little did we know. Ronald Ray gun really admired Donald Trump, not the other way around. It is a sickness beyond diagnosis. If Jesus returned, it will be because he wanted to meet Donald Trump for some advice. His megalomania is off the charts and becomes a danger to the entire world.

Everything Trump attempts, Trump fails, but his army of sycophants dance around the room in a little circle, calling it a success. New facts and a new story has emerged in the saga of the double strike on the innocent fishing boat. It now appears the boat wasn’t headed for the United Snakes after all. What whoa! The boat was heading to a neighboring country to Venezuela. Reinforcing that it was a fishing boat and nothing else. You don’t need eleven men to deliver cocaine on a small boat.

But like any pirate on the high seas with a parrot on his shoulders can tell you. It is important to leave no witnesses. “Har, har, har, Matey! Dead men tell no tales.” Admiral Spineless said the second strike was necessary because the survivors could have sailed their piece of floating wreckage to some friendly port. While little Mikey jellyfish Johnson now adds a new component. He offers, there was a second boat coming to rescue them after the Navy had assured the public there were no other boats in the area. So who is lying? The Navy or little Mikey Johnson?

It only illustrates the lengths of the gymnastics the co-conspirators will go to attempting to cover up their crimes. The first strike on the fishing boat was illegal and immoral. The second strike was straight up premeditated first degree murder. There couldn’t be any survivors left behind to counter the official narrative. And covering up for a murderer makes you an accessory to murder. The top Republican in Congress. The number three man in the US government, will lay his head down on the chopping block and support murder, if his king asks him to.  

We have reached the point of complete delusion. Where the insane king wanders around babbling “Off with their heads!” detached from reality. The corn-fed corporate media do their best by releasing so many conflicting polls until they become meaningless. NBC (Not Believable Content) says the resident evil’s popularity nationwide now stands at 42%. You have got to be kidding me! Where did they take this poll…Mara-Lago? The oval office? How insulting!

The other night in Pennsylvania, Trump could barely fill a small room and had 24 hours to gather a crowd first. The media issued no other photos of the room except for Trump and the crowd behind Trump. Do you know why? To hide the emptiness of the room. Next, they will add an applause track. Trump attended the Army-Navy football game because he could be certain of a friendly (non-hostile) crowd.

Republican town halls have become rampaging indoor barbecues. The citizens are raging at their Republican leaders. In special elections across the country, Democrats have flipped 25 Republican seats. The Republicans have flipped ZERO Democratic seats. But NBC tells you Trump’s popularity is at 42%. Why 42%? It acknowledges some unpopularity, but quantifies it as just a few malcontents. The most unpopular president in American history 42%. Eight million Americans lined the streets to protest from sea to shining sea 42%. Nothing like that has ever happened before, 42%. Troops on the streets of American cities, 42%. Soldiers ambushed and killed, swept under the rug 42%.

The Republican Party is beginning to disintegrate and splinter before our very eyes as the North Korean media place the king’s popularity at 42%. There is an air of panic throughout the Republican Congress. First, it was only members from swing districts in trouble, but now they are ALL becoming swing districts. They have used their smoke machines for so long they have lost touch with themselves. There isn’t one good economic statistic to be found anywhere in the United Snakes.

Yesterday, Wall Street was engorged like a throbbing, you know what. Inflation was one quarter of one percent lower than had been estimated. Hooray! The Dow was up over three hundred points. We’re saved! But by closing the Dow went limp again and impotent. It illustrates the fear and the uncertainty. Even a little whisper of hope is snatched at as proof of salvation. But then, reality drifts back over them that it is not reality and there is no salvation. But any little rumor sets them on fire. And it works both ways. A bad rumor having the opposite effect.

I was watching a video of a guy trying to use a fake ID to buy a new car. And the finance manager wanted to let the guy have the car, and not call the cops. Come on down! Bring your fake ID or counterfeit currency, it still counts as a sale! Christmas commercials are offering “Great gifts,” for under $35 dollars and under $20 dollars. New phones make great gifts, especially since you don’t have to pay anything down.

The house passed a Republican plan to undercut Obama care with direct cash payments. Even the Republicans couldn’t take the proposal seriously. Like Trump’s $1776 bribe checks to the military, it is unclear if it will ever even happen. Trump said the checks are on the way, but Pete Hegseth says, “In the coming days.” Whatever that means or whenever that is, there are questions as to who is even eligible. Just more of Trump’s mouth candy. There are no blueprints for Trump’s grand, god damned ballroom. Just build it with hubris and insanity, and with lots of gold.

This is the part where I would normally add some historical quote. Adding weight and emphasis to the message. But there are no quotes to fully express the unfolding madness all around us. In all of recorded history, nothing has ever happened which compares to the gravity of our current situation. We are in a new country; where madness rules the waves.