This Carbon Based Life

By David Glenn Cox

A time like this needs its own theme music, like the Twilight Zone or the Outer Limits. Just so when you hear the music, you’re immediately up to speed on all things Trump. It’s like a soap opera and just keeps getting weirder and weirder. Out of the blue, apparently, out of the blue. Or maybe just out of view. Oh, what a tangled web we weave, when a Trump is involved. The deportation window is now open!

Trump friends! Yes, social acquaintances. Not co-conspirators nor jail dummies, but actual alleged friends. Paolo Zampolli and his long-term partner, but not, wife Amanda Ungaro, were involved in a testy custody dispute over their child. So, have money? Call Trump! Ungaro, a non-citizen, was almost immediately picked up by ICE and promptly deported back to her native Brazil. Just friends knowing friends.

Ungaro was brought to this country at age 17 as a  “model” by Jean-Luc Brunel. That would be the modern definition of “model.” And Ungaro and Mrs. Trump became friends. Now, as you can imagine, post deportation, their friendship has suffered. Brunel was Jeffrey Epstein’s agent and procurer. Epstein funded Brunel’s coming to New York and opening his modeling agency. Brunel ended up jailed in a French prison for sex crimes, where he (get ready) he apparently hung himself.

Paolo Zampolli, Donald Trump, Amanda Ungaro, Malaria Trump, Jean-Luc Brunel, Jeffrey Epstein all in one bag.

“I have known you for 20 years, You knew I was detained in ICE. You were present in my life — every year on my son’s birthday, even sending Secret Service and being the first to congratulate him, back in 2016. Something was clearly wrong, but I am not part of any evil mission involving children. So what did you do, Melania? You tried to involve me, but you failed — because I have character.” – Amanda Ungaro

I think that friendship is over. Everyone is innocent here. Zampolli claims he didn’t do it. DHS claims it wasn’t politically motivated. They’ve deported lots of people involved in custody disputes who just happened to be friends of the President and his wife. Hell hath no fury like a woman deported!

“Any suggestion that she was arrested and removed for political reasons or favors is FALSE,” – DHS

Well, sure, I believe, but I don’t believe Ms. Ungaro is quite convinced yet.

It all began back at the Kit Kat Club in the heady days of 1998. Malaria Knaus and Amada Ungaro would hang together. The Kit Kat is where the pim, I mean, modeling agents would meet to parade, promote their latest female protégées. Pay attention ladies, Malaria got a ring and Amada got deported. But ah, Amanda knew Malaria Knaus back in the days of Jeffrey Epstein.

Zampolli says it was he and not Jeffrey Epstein who introduced Donald to Malaria. That’s called one hand washing the other. You deport my ex for me and I’ll say I introduced you to your wife and not Epstein. It’s called pleading guilty to a lesser crime. But in an ugly divorce, it only adds fuel to the fire.  

“I will tear down your corrupt system, even if it’s the last thing I do in my life,” Ungaro posted. “I will go all the way — I am not afraid. Maybe you should be afraid of what I know … of who you are, and who your husband is.” – Amanda Ungaro

Ungaro has vowed to take legal action against Malaria and her “pedophile husband.” I think she means it. Now, we know why Mrs. Trump gave her sudden public statement. She’s trying to let the air out of the scandal slowly.  Somebody from the “good ole days” has got a hard on and wants to talk/spill the beans. Whether Ungaro knows it or not, she needs to keep talking about it. She needs to keep the light on herself to prevent any accidents. To prevent an accidental hanging in a jail cell or falling out a first-floor window to her death. A mysterious one car accident on some lonely road or a sudden drug overdose. Write everything down in front of a witness as soon as possible. Act in haste or repent in the cemetery.

Ungaro flew on Epstein’s Lolita Express and implies in her cryptic messaging that Malaria was trying to get her involved in something involving children. But what could it be? “Something was clearly wrong, but I am not part of any evil mission involving children. So what did you do, Melania? You tried to involve me, but you failed — because I have character.”

What woah! I think she means it!

Like sand through the hourglass, so are the days of our lives. The Ghost of Christmas Past comes back a haunting. IF Ungaro is telling the truth? Trump was insane for letting her be deported. Killed, yes, silenced; yes. Deported, no. IF Ungaro is lying, why is Malaria losing her shit over it?

A special message to America from the First Lady. “I not know Jeffrey Epstein! I never fly on airplane or visit Island.”

“The lies linking me with the disgraceful Jeffrey Epstein need to end today. I never had a relationship with Epstein or his accomplice [Ghislaine] Maxwell,” Malaria Trump said.

“The individuals lying about me are devoid of ethical standards, humility, and respect,” she continued, though to whom she was referring was unclear. “I do not object to their ignorance, but rather, I reject their mean-spirited attempts to defame my reputation.” – Malaria Trump

“Dear G! (Ghislaine) How are you? Nice story about JE (Jeffrey Epstein) in NY mag. You look great in the picture. I know you are very busy flying all over the world. How was Palm Beach? I cannot wait to go down. Give me a call when you are back in NY. Have a great time!”, “Love, Melania.”

Gee, it sounds like they’re not friends at all. Gee, I wonder who we should believe? Why, oh why, would the First lady choose to have this public fight? It’s just the way it is being handled which convinces me it’s all true. Personally, if it were me. I would ignore it all as a detail within a collapsing Roman Empire. Let the weight of a hundred other scandals bury it and cover it up. But instead, the worst Lady chooses to come out fighting.  

“I have nothing left to lose in my life, I will tear down the entire system — be careful with me b****.” – Amada Ungaro

“When you surround an army, leave an outlet free. Do not press a desperate foe too hard.”― Sun Tzu,