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Maggie’s Drawers

By David Glenn Cox ARGH! Lucy has pulled the football away yet again and sent poor…

By David Glenn Cox Sometimes I just get goddamn angry. I know you do too. I…

By David Glenn Cox Well, that escalated rather quickly, didn’t it? The King was warned not…

By David Glenn Cox You’re going to laugh when I tell you this. Even in the…

By David Glenn Cox If we survive this or if anyone survives this. How will we…

By David Glenn Cox What they do to someone else today, they will do to you…

By David Glenn Cox Let’s call it the last orgy on the Titanic. Free champagne in…

By David Glenn Cox Anything is possible now, remember that. Birds can fly backwards, and cows…

By David Glenn Cox It was irresponsible! That’s what it was. What the hell was I…

By David Glenn Cox The King gave his speech today, the one they wanted him to…