This Carbon Based Life

The First and Last Hurrah

By David Glenn Cox Orange Fidel gives his verbose address to the upper Baboon Party. Championing…
Fat (Head) Tuesday

By David Glenn Cox Business is business, a complicated formula of can and will and can’t…
Upon the Gears

By David Glenn Cox I’m torn up about watching the King’s monkey show tonight. I can’t…
Soylent Green is Made of People

By David Glernn Cox “Just take a pebble and cast it to the seaThen watch the…
Nazi Winter Dance Party

By David Glenn Cox Well, any questions? It may have been great television, but it was…
This is a CRIME, Not a Policy

By David Glenn Cox Have you checked your Congressional Representative’s website lately? “404 – File Not…
Dear Diary

By David Glenn Cox Today I’m simmering with rage. I’ve never felt so angry at public…
How Dark is the Night?

By David Glenn Cox The peasants have no bread. Then let them eat cake! “I was…
53% and Other Fantasies

By David Glenn Cox Dear Elon, Please list five reasons (bullet points) why big burly men…
Not That I Loved Caesar Less

By David Glenn Cox The Dow Jones average lost 1.75% on Friday after losing 1% on…