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#This Carbon Based Life

  • Break Glass in Case of Emergency

    Break Glass in Case of Emergency

    By David Glenn Cox Invisible Republican candidate for President Nikki Haley says, “Hello! I’m over here.…

  • Time Wounds All Heels

    Time Wounds All Heels

    By David Glenn Cox English is a funny language sometimes saying more than originally intended unintentionally.…

  • A Closet Full of Failure

    A Closet Full of Failure

    By David Glenn Cox It’s been a bad week at the salt mine all around for…

  • Never a Truth

    Never a Truth

    By David Glenn Cox “Ah ha,” the walrus said! This is perfectly not clear… not! Revenge…

  • Pavlov’s Republicans

    Pavlov’s Republicans

    By David Glenn Cox At almost the exact moment the Republican House was pointlessly impeaching a…

  • Making the Trains Run on Time

    Making the Trains Run on Time

    By David Glenn Cox This just in: Donald Trump declares; the sky is green, and the…

  • Ooga, Ooga, Ooga!

    Ooga, Ooga, Ooga!

    By David Glenn Cox An eccentric orbit can only become more eccentric until it either collapses…

  • Why Do I Feel Like I’m Being Disloyal?

    Why Do I Feel Like I’m Being Disloyal?

    By David Glenn Cox Servile, if Tucker’s career wasn’t dead before it is now. Slobbering and…

  • Just This Once

    Just This Once

    By David Glenn Cox Anybody can be a fireman when nothing is on fire. Until there…

  • Occam’s Razor

    Occam’s Razor

    By David Glenn Cox They call it buyers’ remorse. Suddenly, house Republicans lament their ill treatment…