The New Mercenaries

Falling through he universe at the speed of life

By David Glenn Cox

Senator Rick Scott (F) from the retrograde state of Florida, says that Republican donors are pissed. Angry that a fellow Fascists crossed over to give Joe Biden a victory. Donors, the only people who actually matter, in a Fascist Party. Fascism is the conversion of government to a donor/shareholder relationship. They belong to the club, and the club belongs to them. The depth of your request is only graduated by the depth of your pockets.

What do you want? Have you paid your dues? What? You want to build an open pit copper mine on sacred Apache land in a national park? Well, I suppose we could trade some land, so that the mine wouldn’t actually be in the park, but just right next door to the park.  I’ll give you – Mediterranean and Baltic Ave. and I’ll even throw in the Water Works. You give me – Boardwalk and Park Place and look the other way.

A water intensive industry in an Arizona, what ain’t a water intensive place. Don’t look now, but somebodies trying to give your water away. Don’t look now, but there are going to be huge mining trucks on your once, small-town infrastructure. I’m sure, they will gladly kick in their fair share to maintain the roads. Joe Biden pulled the plug on this nightmare. But rest assured, it only sleeps and hibernates, until the next Fascist Administration.

The old saying goes, “Money talks and bullshit walks… to Alabama.” The nation’s capital for trash waste disposal sites. Gee how did that happen in a state filled with Republicans? Bringing jobs to your community! With the right effort and study, maybe someday, you could drive a garbage truck. Or, if you graduate from high school maybe, you could go on to trade school and become a trash compaction specialist with a certificate and everything. Maybe a security officer or a gate operator.

They don’t even pretend to support the schools, so the only industries interested in coming to town are the ones, that no one else wants. The affluent send their children to private schools, and their parents are annually fleeced by the private school operators. “You know, if you want to reserve a spot for young Cletus, for next year. We’re gonna need that check for the building fund today!”

Our gun toting, cigar chewing proto-Fascist mayor in Montgomery, organized the press to follow along on the big drug bust. This was back when the “Cops” TV show was popular. So, the mayor sought to cash in, there it is four AM. Bright lights shining, blue lights flashing, drug dogs barking, with suspects handcuffed and face down in their front yard. The women were screaming for their husbands, and their children were crying in their mother’s arms. It was all perfect except, there were no drugs, not so much as a roach.

The local newspaper soft peddled the story as, “Search turns up empty”. We came into your home in the middle of the night, kicked in your doors and pointed guns at you. Handcuffed you face down in your front yard and traumatized your children for life. Fortunately for you, the search turned up empty. But a local television station, which had put on staff who clocked in at two AM, felt they needed more bang for their buck and reported the fiasco, just as it occurred.

Muhammar the Mayor flew into a rage. How dare they show that footage! How dare they tell the truth about what happened if he didn’t like it? His majesty was interviewed by a competing station, where he warned, that maybe next time something is going on, we just won’t call you. Thug life. You play ball with the boss, or you could have a accident maybe or bad things might happen to you. Muhammar had a hand-picked police chief. First, he was his driver (Because a mayor needs a driver) then a lieutenant, and then a police chief. He worked his way up through the ranks.

Like any good Fascist, Muhammar also needed an enemy. All Fascist need an enemy. So, when the Federal Court issued an injunction against organized prayer at high school football games. Muhammar could barely contain himself, and was in attendance the next week. With a bull horn surrounded by a phalanx of cops, leading the prayer himself!

He didn’t care about Federal Courts and laws and stuff, “The boss wants it this way! So ah, Fuck you!” It didn’t matter that the city paid through the nose in lawsuits, Muhammar had plenty of money in the city coffers, and it made for great press! “Muhammar Fights for God! Muhammar fights evil Liberal court!”

Rupert Murdoch, Satan’s cousin once removed, has told Twump to cool it with all the stolen election jazz. Murdoch knows, he must ready the new Fall lineup. The Twump Series has been put on permanent hiatus. Murdoch is facing $4.3 billon in lawsuits over the stolen election stories, and so wants the story shipped to Alabama, for burial as soon as possible.

Murdoch helped to create this monster and now the monster has broken it’s shackles and turned on the good doctor. The orange raccoon told Mike Lindell, “The wall was only two weeks away from being completely finished.” Just think, fourteen more days and the hundreds of miles of unfinished border wall would have made us safe forever.

Lindell plans a 96-hour moronathon Thanksgiving weekend broadcast, where he will once again present evidence that will immediately prompt the Supreme Court to unanimously declare Twump as the rightful President. Of course, it’s all nonsense, it always has been. Fascism doesn’t have to provide any proof; they just say it’s so, until enough people believe them.

I’ll represent your values, while issuing a waste dump permit next door to your house. I care about families and so suppress the minimum wage. I’ll keep your taxes down by keeping your kids’ functional illiterates. I’ll make sure that toxic polluting industries, aren’t hampered by any pesky environmental regulations, designed to protect your health.  

Who remembers the “Superfund?” It was established by Congress to clean up toxic sites by charging industrial polluters, two dollars for every ton of toxic waste they created. That odious tax was repealed by Republicans, under George W. They felt it was wrong to tax industrial polluters, since the American public were so willing to pay out those billions in cleanup costs themselves. But they fought for Terry Schiavo!

They tried to warn you about public health, stealing away your personal freedom. Tried to warn you about Liberal indoctrination in our schools. Fluoride in our water and secret messages from the devil, in our record albums played backwards at just the right speed. (Does it still work on a remastered CD? How do I play a download backwards?) There is a Communist under every bed! It’s not just Liberal indoctrination, it’s Marxist, Liberal indoctrination, and Communist Fluoride. It’s Hells a Poppin! Hillary is off her diet and eating babies again, and George Soros telegraphs his orders to the Aliens.


“For out of this modern civilization economic royalists carved new dynasties. New kingdoms were built upon concentration of control over material things. Through new uses of corporations, banks and securities, new machinery of industry and agriculture, of labor and capital—all undreamed of by the fathers—the whole structure of modern life was impressed into this royal service.

There was no place among this royalty for our many thousands of small business men and merchants who sought to make a worthy use of the American system of initiative and profit. They were no more free than the worker or the farmer. Even honest and progressive-minded men of wealth, aware of their obligation to their generation, could never know just where they fitted into this dynastic scheme of things.

It was natural and perhaps human that the privileged princes of these new economic dynasties, thirsting for power, reached out for control over Government itself. They created a new despotism and wrapped it in the robes of legal sanction. In its service new mercenaries sought to regiment the people, their labor, and their property.”

― Franklin D. Roosevelt

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