By David Glenn Cox
It’s as if they have taken the Republican Party and put it into a blender and hit puree. The FBI has admitted to having a source inside of Mar-a-Lago tipping them off. With vivid vital information on the once and former ex-President, and once and future felon. “He can’t fart without us knowing about it.” But turn that horse around and look at it from the FBI’s point of view and hilarity ensues. I’d bet, they’re laughing their ass off down at the old J. Mary Hoover building.
Telling an old paranoid man, who lives in an upscale drifter’s hotel that someone around him is a mole. He’s already famously paranoid and trusts no one. “We’ll Malaria, I guess it’s just you and me from now on!” Speak for self, FBI not looking for documents with my name! As famous American Tonto, once say. “What do you mean “we” Orange man?”
Mitch McConnell gave a little faux speech, but his heart wasn’t in it. A perfunctory little, “Why, I’m outraged,” before going back to sleep. It’s the crazy meter talking, like the applause meter. The open split between Twumper’s full-throated faux outrage, and the Republicans mere acknowledgement of the event.
It is a first in American history. The first time ever, a former President was ever asked to give back the documents he’d stolen and refused to give em back. What did he think would happen? Did he think the FBI would get tired of ringing his doorbell, get discouraged and go away? “Dave’s not here man!”
The Republicans are forced to acknowledge the raid to placate their base. No matter what they might personally think of Twump. Then there is the whole spectrum of future potentialities and further visits to Twump’s Golf & cockroach farm. Next time, they aren’t coming for the papers. Next time, someone’s going for a little ride.
Trumpanzi’s scream and howl at the moon, while there is a whole bunch of silence on the Republican back benches. This is an atomic stink bomb, and no one can read the tea leaves. And this is an election year! No one knows exactly where this is going, or who could be implicated. One wrong guess could leave you chair less, if the music were to stop suddenly.
The three largest phone carriers in Pennsylvania are Verizon, T-Mobile, and the FBI. While Twumpers were jumping up and down blowing a gasket over the FBI Fuhrer bunker raid. The FBI began rounding up the cell phones from that slate of phony electors, down in Pennsylvania. Telling only some that they weren’t a target of the investigation. If they didn’t say you weren’t, you are. Never let be said, that the FBI doesn’t have a quirky sense of humor.
But it isn’t that the proselytites are defending the Orange Pope anymore, as much as they are defending themselves. If the Orange Pope is dethroned, the college of Cardinals goes with him. So, the Paul Gosar’s and Marge Tater Greene’s have the most to lose. No Batman, no Robin.
Lost in the melee of Reich wing television land. There has been on going communications between Twump’s lawyers and the FBI. Funny, Twump for many years, has tried impress us all with his wealth and only now, I’m impressed. How rich do you have to be, to afford that many lawyers?
It wasn’t a maid or Bus Boy that tipped off the popo. It was probably a secretary, who ratted him out. You can’t steal 30 boxes of documents give half of them back, without getting a final warning. Either you give them back or else. You might get away with keeping a box or two, but not twelve boxes.
In the Reich wing narrative, Seal Team six and three quarters, descended on ropes from Blackhawk helicopters guns drawn. Viciously ripping apart “My beautiful home.” It’s a hotel, not a home. He lives in a commercial establishment. Because no one wanted to sell him property, because no one in Beverly Hills wanted to live next door to the orange Clampetts. “Well Doggies.” A strange pariah in his own strange land.
Playing the victim on us, “I stole government documents that didn’t belong to me, and refused to give them back! Now, I’m being persecuted. Damn you Joe Biden!” We are in the fourth quarter now. “He’s going full messiah complex on us here. The Last, (all you can eat) Supper at Mar-a-Lago, only $12.99 and kids eat free!
“Who’ll take this cup from my hands and drink from it? I’m holding it with both hands, and it comes with free refills! And there is a kid’s menu too, and it’s got a place mat the kids can color on. It’s a copy of the Twump’s intelligence test, just like the one Twump passed.” (Elephant, can you remember? Elephant) Husker du?
All sorts of precedents are being broken here. First, a raid on a Presidential residence. Republicans stunned into silence, just running attack ads. And keeping a low profile, saying as little as possible to not draw the heat on themselves. Traditionally, the political Party out of power does well in mid-term elections, but not this year. Twumpers have lost in primaries, and anti Twumpers have won primaries. Liz Cheney might survive, and that means the same thing to the Republican Party that cats mean to mice.
The FBI is out knocking on doors and confiscating cell phones. This is another echelon, and everyone who spoke to the phony slate of electors, knows the FBI could come to their house tomorrow. To pick up their cell phones. To see who they have been speaking with, and further filling in the gaps to complete the picture.
This a closing noose, and if the FBI says you’re not a target of the investigation, don’t you believe them! Those FBI boys & girls, have a wicked funny, sense of humor. What they mean to say is, “You aren’t a target of the investigation… yet, now hand over the cellphone.”
This is a whole new ball game sports fans. The FBI is collecting evidence in anticipation of an even wider investigation. We are long passed a simple charge of breaking and entering of a public building unlawfully. There is only one well-known legal charge that would require the confiscation of cell phones from phony slates of electors. And that’s not water on the floor.
“And I — my head oppressed by horror — said:
“Master, what is it that I hear? Who are
those people so defeated by their pain?”
And he to me: “This miserable way
is taken by the sorry souls of those
who lived without disgrace and without praise.
They now commingle with the coward angels,
the company of those who were not rebels
nor faithful to their God, but stood apart.
The heavens, that their beauty not be lessened,
have cast them out, nor will deep Hell receive them —
even the wicked cannot glory in them.”
― Dante Alighieri