Harry Potter and the Secret of Republican Politics!

By David Glenn Cox

I told you. Don’t say I didn’t tell you. That Trump has arrived at the backside of crazy near the restrooms and the exits. He’s now calling for the suspension of the Constitution and his installation as El Presidente, divine ruler for life. Sure, that’s gonna happen! (Stand by with that net fellas.) And it will be all downhill fast from here on.

Illustrating Trump’s growing deterioration and detachment from reality as proof his immigration application has been accepted for a trip over the rainbow. Living in an old mausoleum in his own old alternative universe somewhere far, far away. A universe that centers around him.

They spoke about him you know. Hmmm, that looks bad. They made decisions with the big bosses not to carry or push the Hunter Biden laptop story. Why? Why isn’t obvious? It’s Hunter Biden! And his magic Laptop! Harry Potter and the Secret of Republican Politics!

Yep, Hillary was starting get a little old. And had a lot of miles on her too, getting a little long in the tooth. So, the Republicans they went out and traded her in and got themselves a brand new one!

A dark and mysterious son of a President. Never held elective office in his life and I don’t think he ever plans too. Hunter Biden has been accused of illegal handguns and tax evasion. Using his daddy’s position to obtain lucrative jobs overseas as a Yale trained attorney.

 Have you any idea how hard it is for a Yale trained attorney to find honest work? He’s had a drug problem in the past and sought treatment, just like tens of millions of other Americans. He’s not JOE BIDEN. He is HUNTER BIDEN!

And even if he’s selling nuclear secrets to the Russians. Hunter Biden is a grown ass man. The responsibility for any crimes committed is on him, and not on his daddy!

“These Republican leaders have not been content with attacks on me, or my wife, or on my sons. No, not content with that, they now include my little dog, Fala.” – Franklin Roosevelt

Donald Trump’s not guilty of anything! It’s all just envious malicious persecution. But… Hunter Biden and his magic laptop? Well…case closed!

So, let’s play pretend. You’re Donald Trump Jr. You have a high paid executive position despite, not having a law degree. You’re rich. You’ve always been rich. You ride in limousines and fly around in corporate jets. You spend more for lunch than a family of four spends on groceries.

I’m not criticizing his life, only pointing out that it is much different than yours or mine. Junior won’t be doing a brake job on the truck or raking leaves this weekend.

He won’t be dropping off his dry cleaning. But then Dad calls and says, “Hey Dimwit, Thing one! I got a job for you! I want you to get in that limo that costs us a couple a hundred bucks an hour. And go look for a COMPLETE STRANGER to look at this lap top computer of mine.

You’d think that being a Billionaire, you could find some good IT help. But not so, Cornholio. “Now be sure to find somebody trustworthy Junior. There is a lot of very, very sensitive information on this $900 computer. So, it’s very important I get it fixed right away. So, important I’ll send my son at $300 an hour to do it. Hop in the limo now and go find me a computer repair man! Ride like the wind!”

I’ve known businesspeople with stacks of old computers. They wouldn’t spend a penny fixing a three-year-old laptop. Or they would have someone in house that fixes them.

So, starting from the get-go. We know that Donald Trump would never be so stupid as to send a laptop computer with incriminating information on it to a stranger. Agreed?

Can we also agree that Hunter Biden with his Yale Law degree is at least as smart and tech savvy as Donald Trump? That his years at Yale had taught him something about information security. The story doesn’t make sense. No one would ever do that, no one. That if it really held pornographic or legally incriminating information, you’d throw it in the river first.

Like Hillary’s servers it’s just more junk. Chip Carter smoked a Joint on the White House Roof! Obama put his feet on the desk and didn’t wear a tie! And did you see that awful suit? Disgraceful!

But they talked Trump over at Twitter and they never spoke about him over at Faux. It’s the Kari Lake fake, “I don’t trust any voting machine that doesn’t say I won!” This all a revelation! Trump didn’t know the FBI spoke to the press regarding content moderation.

Yeah, if you go pushing a fake story in the nationwide media before an election. You just might get a visit from the FBI.  If you have proof, they would like to see it. And if you are on the level, you’ll be glad to show it. They aren’t coming to take you out into the alley and beat you up. But when you make outrageous claims, you should be prepared to back them up.

Who remembers poor Rudy? Old, poor Four Season’s Rudy. Rudy didn’t call Hunter Biden’s laptop, a laptop. He repeatedly called it a hard drive. And even when inebriated Rudy’s a smart guy. (Former Mayor of New York smart) Smart enough to know the difference between a laptop computer and a hard drive. It is pretty hard to confuse those two, even with Jack Daniel’s participation.

Rudy said, that when the FBI raided his apartment with a warrant to seize “ALL” electronic devises. He tired to give them Hunter’s (Hard Drive) but the FBI refused to take it from him. Despite the Federal warrant to seize “ALL” electronic devices. It must have been the tag hanging off it which read: Property of Hunter Biden! Do not Touch!

That’s exactly what you’d do if you had the political find of the century in your possession. You’d try and give it away to the very first FBI agent you found. That’s exactly what you do. You would give it away, offer it to them and not even try to hide it. “Take this with my good wishes!”

But Rudy had a reason to say that. Because he was trying to make the FBI look corrupt. That they wouldn’t dare touch Hunter Biden’s hard drive (Laptop) if they thought it was Hunter Biden’s. And I guess Rudy’s word was good enough for the FBI! “Well, if you say that’s Hunter’s, we’ll just put it back.”

Rudy illustrates for us that Hunter Biden’s laptop is just another tool in the toolbox, like a spanner or hammer. When you need a tool to get the machine going again you just pull it out.  You take the Hunter Biden tool and bang it on the Republican machine and make a lot noise with it. And then you put it back in the box until someone else needs to use it.

Originally, the story was about e-mails “ON” the computer but that was quickly discredited as fabricated and so,  then the story morphed. Now it’s the Laptop itself! The horrors and the untold secrets and criminal mysteries! Don’t forget to put it back the box when you’re through using it fellas! This is the only one we’ve got, so don’t wear it out!

“These Republican leaders have not been content with attacks on me, or my wife, or on my sons. No, not content with that, they now include my little dog, Fala. Well, of course, I don’t resent attacks, and my family don’t resent attacks, but Fala does resent them. You know, Fala is Scotch, and being a Scottie, as soon as he learned that the Republican fiction writers in Congress and out had concocted a story that I’d left him behind on an Aleutian island and had sent a destroyer back to find him – at a cost to the taxpayers of two or three, or eight or twenty million dollars – his Scotch soul was furious. He has not been the same dog since. I am accustomed to hearing malicious falsehoods about myself … But I think I have a right to resent, to object, to libelous statements about my dog.”  – Franklin Roosevelt

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