By David Glenn Cox
On several occasions, the followers of the orange apocalypse have challenged me to write something about that dastardly criminal Hunter Biden. And so, as a public service I will his expose his criminality. But first, let’s have some background information.
When FDR was President, the Republicans accused his family of all sorts of crimes too. Eleanor Roosevelt could have been called the original prototype for Hillary Clinton. “Why doesn’t she just shut up,” they asked? When she went flying with an African American pilot in Tuskegee, Alabama Republicans asked, “Now, what’s the point of that?”
When the Army tried to give the Tuskegee airman obsolete P-40 War hawks. Eleanor complained to her husband that it wasn’t fair. And FDR relented and they were given P-51 Mustangs. “See, his wife wears the pants in the family” the Republicans cried. But with the P-51 Mustangs the Tuskegee airman never lost a bomber they defended over Europe saving many lives.
FDR was accused of leaving his dog on an Aleutian Island by Republicans during WW2. But to the best of my investigations. FDR had never visited the Aleutian Islands. FDR made his famous Fala speech.
“as he learned that the Republican fiction writers in Congress and out had concocted a story that I’d left him behind on an Aleutian island and had sent a destroyer back to find him—at a cost to the taxpayers of two or three, or eight or twenty million dollars—his Scotch soul was furious. He has not been the same dog since. I am accustomed to hearing malicious falsehoods about myself … But I think I have a right to resent, to object, to libelous statements about my dog.” – FDR
Harry Truman was called, “that little haberdasher.” When Bess Truman appeared in a fur coat at Christmas the Republicans lit into her. “Not crooked my eye!” they said. “Look at that fur coat!” The next year, when Mrs. Truman appeared in a cloth coat they said “Who does she think she’s fooling?” Truman’s daughter Margaret’s singing career was lampooned and largely destroyed by Republican critics whose only real interest was in attacking her father through his only child.
Harry responded with, “I never did give the Republicans hell. I just told the truth, and they thought it was hell.”
Jackie Kennedy was an elitist snob. “Where does she get off spending taxpayer money redecorating the White House.” (She didn’t) “After all, it was just redecorated under the Roosevelt Administration.” The Teddy Roosevelt Administration. Jackie and her husband were Catholics and would probably take orders from the Pope the Republicans said.
Lyndon Johnson’s daughters were called ugly and homely, ala Margaret Truman style. Children are fair game in Washington. Chip Carter was a bum and Amy Carter as per usual was called ugly. Anyone see a theme developing here?
I have never forgiven Bill Clinton. Not for having sex with an intern. But for breaking faith with the millions of Americans who worked hard to put him in office. He let us down over a triviality. He gave the Republicans wheelbarrow loads of ammunition to hurl at him. And we the American people suffered for it. But still that wasn’t enough as they attacked his wife as well.
What hasn’t been said about Hillary Clinton? “How dare his wife have an opinion? Why doesn’t she just shut up? And her kid is ugly too!” What hasn’t been said about her? Everything from litter bug to mass murderer.
According to Republican sources, she’s killed more people than Jack the Ripper, Charles Manson and head colds combined. And she’s a criminal mastermind as well. Because try as they might, prosecutors haven’t been able to make single charge against her stick. Friends she’s good, and Al Capone would faint dead away with admiration. She eats babies you know and has sex with Satan in a Washington pizza parlor basement.
Of course, we all remember the eight-year saga of Barack Obama’s birth certificate. But even more amazing is the medical miracle of Michelle Obama. And even today, it is little noted in the medical history books. Republicans claimed Michelle Obama was actually a man! The first man in recorded human history to give birth to two children.
“Look at her arms” they said. “Look at her shoulders” they said. When Michelle planted a vegetable garden at the White House to encourage healthy eating, the Republicans said. “Who does she think she’s fooling? She eats barbecue!”
Now, before we get to the main event and the Criminal De jure. Let’s look at the rules of evidence and more specifically the rules regarding tainted evidence. If you take the gun from a murder’s hand with your bare hand, you have tainted the evidence by covering up the murder’s fingerprints. If per chance a criminal’s laptop falls into your possession for a year or more. With no chain of custody, it becomes tainted evidence. Anyone could add or subtract anything.
So, if this ever happens to you and you find criminally while innocently snooping through a stranger’s personal computer files. You should take that laptop to law enforcement immediately. Then swear on an affidavit that your eyes alone have seen this and took it to the proper authorities.
Otherwise, it becomes tainted evidence and is not admissible in court. Not that I’m trying to imply that the Republicans would ever do anything corrupt. I’m sure it was all just a coincidence the laptop had been bounced around for several years with no chain of custody.
The goal is not to punish a criminal or fight crime like Batman. Rounding them up and bringing them all to the hall of justice. The goal is to attack a President through his children. I’ve listened to Republicans attack Hunter Biden and not one Republican has ever mentioned that Hunter Biden is a Yale educated attorney. No, they tell a story of a shlub with no qualifications what’s so ever and his crooked father. “Son, do you wanna be on a corporate board?” Sure thing dad!
I don’t know from personal experience, but it is my understanding you must obtain really good grades just to get into Yale. And before someone claims privilege. Universities vie to get the children of politicians to attend as it give their institution prestige. So, let’s assume young Hunter was a bumbling barely literate boob riding on his daddy’s coat tails. It has been told to me that the curriculum at Yale can be rather challenging. Especially for a barely literate boob riding on his daddy’s coat tails. Privilege again, you say.
Is that how Hunter got into Yale Law School? But how did he pass the bar exam? Many gifted students with a fine education struggle to pass the bar exam. But Hunter did it! But maybe, just maybe, he’s very intelligent and studied very hard. Now, I’m not saying that’s so, only acknowledging that it is a possibility. You know, both of his parents are real smart.
So, what do I know about Hunter Biden? I know that partisan groups including Rudy Giuliani have claimed to have Hunter’s Laptop in their possession. Rudy wouldn’t lie, would he? Rudy wouldn’t fabricate evidence, would he?
But I also know that Republicans routinely lie and distort Hunter Biden’s education and professional qualifications. Is Hunter, a good Yale educated attorney? I couldn’t say. Did he had a drug problem, yes just like tens of millions of other Americans including? Oh, I dunno, Rush Limbaugh maybe.
And so, the Republican assaults defeat themselves. Hunter Biden is just the latest example of a 75-year ongoing campaign of slander, false allegations and outright lies against the relatives of Democratic Presidents. All for the purposes of slandering a President through innuendo and DNA.
“I believe in an America where the separation of church and state is absolute – where no Catholic prelate would tell the President (should he be Catholic) how to act, and no Protestant minister would tell his parishioners for whom to vote – where no church or church school is granted any public funds or political preference – and where no man is denied public office merely because his religion differs from the President who might appoint him or the people who might elect him.
I believe in an America that is officially neither Catholic, Protestant nor Jewish – where no public official either requests or accepts instructions on public policy from the Pope, the National Council of Churches or any other ecclesiastical source – where no religious body seeks to impose its will directly or indirectly upon the general populace or the public acts of its officials – and where religious liberty is so indivisible that an act against one church is treated as an act against all. – John F. Kennedy
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