This Carbon Based Life

By David Glenn Cox

Surprise! Surprise! Springfield police and Clark County are considering charges against Trump-Vance for making false statements leading to public disorder. The old yelling fire in a crowded theater rule. But the potential charges are based primarily on their community being publicly disparaged unfairly in the national media by Trump-Vance.

All in all, just another brick in the wall, huh? Childless cat ladies and 13,000 murderers let loose. Just lie after lie, project 2025? Gee, what’s that? I’ve never heard of that before. Even if some of my top advisors are the thrust behind it.

Breaking news flash! The New York Times has just reported Donald Trump might be in cognitive decline. Ground breaking, stick your neck out journalism. You don’t say! Who told you? Is that information considered reliable?

Trump lies about the hurricane and lies about FEMA. Is there a recurring theme here? LIE! LIE! LIE! Lie all the time about everything. Avoid facts at all costs! If you can’t dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.

A term they often use in retrospect, is “out of touch” in the campaign forensics. Which candidate connected with the public organically, and which requires a “show.” Trump brings Elon Musk, the new Henry Ford, to his rally. Why sure, he’s a billionaire just like me. He can relate to my problems, and I’m sure he understands me. Billionaires and despots for Trump! Great plan!

I like talking about Elon. Everyone should enjoy him; he won’t be with us for much longer. Donald Trump’s defeat is also Elon’s defeat. Warren Buffet navigated the waters of the billionaire class understanding it’s not what you don’t say, that gets you in trouble. Elon has thrown down the gauntlet and lashed his ship to the Trump campaign earning himself a new moniker, Elon the Trumper.

Hastening that time when Elon lives as a recluse urinating in milk bottles and watching Ice Station Zebra over and over. Gibbering to himself about Kleenex boxes and going to live on Mars. Musk’s attachment to Trump might be Elon’s first serious strategic and fatal mistake. Musk has now painted himself into a corner. He’s no longer the maverick billionaire. Now he’s a political partisan for an extremist and racist political candidate. Like Krupp or Messerschmitt!

A candidate with a track record of fraud, lies and crime. They say you can tell a lot about a man by the company he keeps. Lay down with dogs and wake up with Donald Trump. Do you still want to invest in Elon the Trumper? Do you still want Elon to build that factory in your town?

But this is a political Jonestown and illustrates the general panic inside the Trump Campaign. Do you expect the media to tell you? They want a horse race and don’t care about anything else. The list of Republicans throwing down their weapons and supporting Kamala Harris is striking a death knell for Team Trump. If things were going well, why lie? If things are going badly, lie your ass off!

Call Elon, maybe he can help us get out the vote! (Out of touch!)

Trump’s outreach to younger voters is non-existent. Trump’s outreach to Seniors is fear based. Trump’s outreach towards women has been a disaster. Trump’s only real outreach has been to his base. Trump’s radical talk of bloody deportations is counterproductive. For every blue haired lady against freedom who signs on, one signs out. Even if they don’t like migrants, they don’t like the idea of police cracking skulls either.  

Trump’s nose is over his skates, and he is in danger of falling down. Donald Trump has no forward momentum in his campaign. None! He doesn’t act like he has any plans he’d like to talk to us about. He flounders and rambles, reacting to the headlines of the day with lies of exaggerated nonsense. “Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.”

Speaker of the House Mike Penile Euphemism says, asking Republican leaders who won the 2020 election is a “Gotcha question.” It seems a simple enough question to me. But Mike is referring to the big lie! Stand and deliver! Who won the 2020 election? Mike Johnson is forced to admit he believes in a tragic fraud. Sure, of course I believe in Santa Claus! If we don’t all believe in Santa, he might not come next Christmas.

Mike is stuck in this situation; he’s required to back the Republican nominee no matter how insane. But by Trump bringing up 2020 election denial. He’s making acceptance of the big lie a testament of the Republican faith. No telling just how many Republicans out there, who might find that a bridge too far. Trump supporters who would gladly vote for Trump again, finding themselves uneasy about signing on again to election denial. Let’s all vote for that guy we fundamentally disagree with.

Colorado Court Clerk, Tina Peters is going to prison. Rudy Giuliani is a fugitive. Fox News is three quarters of a billion dollars lighter. Hundreds of January 6^th idiots now populate the Federal prison system. Trump hopes to use the big lie again because? Because things are going along so well! Not!

I’ve been watching Presidential campaigns for over fifty years, and I’ve never seen anything like it. Republican or Democrat, this is the worst run Presidential campaign effort ever, bar none. There are no adjectives strong enough to describe the motley morbid muddled mucilage of mud headed mental meanderings. Vote Election Denial! Or just stay home! Same, same! We can’t win and it’s all fixed anyway folks! So don’t forget to get out there and Vote! Ask Elon, he’ll tell you!

“Time wounds all heels.”
― Groucho Marx