This Carbon Based Life

By David Glenn Cox

It is very insightful, especially for the slow learners and evangelical types among us. Don old Trump is having an adulterous affair with an office staffer. Unprofessional, immoral, and uniquely cruel. He does this openly and in front of his staff, and in front of the world press. Who do you have to suck off around here to get a promotion?

Don old has a wife and children. I’ll be the first to admit that I think Malaria Trump is an abomination as a first lady. The term itself is almost a joke. A woman picked directly out of Jeffrey Epstein’s garden. A former porn actress in the fictional role of the first lady. Only in America, kids, can a vapid bubblehead rise to the level of First Lady. Climbing the ladder of suck cess, wrong by wrong. That being said, even an aging, dirty old prostitute deserves some dignity. Even her anchor baby son deserves some dignity. Daddies got a new girlfriend son. Mama’s out! Deal with it!

But why does Don old act so brazenly? Doesn’t he know that having a public affair could hurt his popularity? He does know; but he doesn’t give a shit. Your opinion of him matters not a whit. He’s king and in his megalomania beyond all criticism. He’s the king, and he can do whatever he wants without any limits or restraints being placed upon him.

When they finally get around to hanging the extreme court. I hope they hang John Roberts last. He’s played a dirty, dirty legal trick on the American public, and an absolute abortion of justice. John Roberts ruled Don old Trump could continue building his grand Fuhrer bunker, for now! Oh, that phrase “for now!”

Years ago, a local property developer bought an outparcel on the edge of an established neighborhood. Their plan was to shoehorn in a shopping center. The shopping center would have two entrances and exits both dumping traffic incongruously out into busy intersections. The neighborhood sued and won! The developer appealed, and the court said they could continue construction for now, until a final decision was reached. But in actual fact, the court was giving its unbridled approval, while not publicly saying so.

The developer immediately doubled the number of workers on the site, rushing to complete the project. Once the shopping center was complete, the developer had the exact same property rights as the neighborhood. John Roberts just did the same thing to the American public, without having the testicles to say so. The old bait and switch! Let the court consider this matter for a few months, but in the meantime, you may continue building. My own sister was an attorney, but I never thought less of her for it.

Once built this monstrosity will never be unbuilt. Clearly, Don old did not seek proper authorization and violated statutes and covenants, but let the court consider the matter for a few more months. A crime against the American people. Where there is no justice there is no law, only the illusion of laws. The only difference between John Roberts and Natalie Harp is a black robe or a black negligee.

I’ve asked this question before. Why do they do it? Why do they attach themselves like Magas (Pun Intended) onto the rotting corpse of Don old Trump? No one escapes! No one! Everyone who aligns themselves with Don old ends up like Malaria Trump. Talk about playing with fire. That’s playing with fire while wearing a gasoline suit. Sooner or later, you’re out! Maybe you did something wrong, or maybe not. Either way you’re out. End of story. Brown-nosing and backbiting are the new current currency of the realm.  The contractor/ golf buddy Don old hired screwed up the deflecting pool job.

Do you know who was eventually held responsible? The Interior Secretary, Doug, Duh-Burnham. “Damn, Doug, you really let us down on this one! We were expecting so much more from you.”

The king ignores his wife, Catherine of Aragon, and woos Anne Boleyn, and then Jane Seymour.

And to all of Don old’s simple-minded supporters and evangelicals who thought for a moment that Jesus had sent Don old. You’re close, biblically speaking.  You’re Suckers! Read your damn bibles; Satan is the great deceiver! Score: Satan one, Simpletons zero. Yes, he walks with Jesus and sleeps with any woman who will have him. From 13 to 60, blind, crippled or crazy. The pedophile, rapist president that Jesus sent! Jeffrey Epstein’s best pal. Suffers a head wound and survives! Read your fucking bibles!

Now you’ve got this pedophile ringleader who dies mysteriously in prison. A man with lots of valuable information about lots of rich and powerful men, including Don old. We know for a fact that it sure was convenient that Jeffrey committed suicide. It solved a lot of problems for Don old. A man who routinely lies, cheats, and steals. A man without any moral scruples of any kind. A man who would cheat on his wife on the six o’clock news. A man who would publicly shame his wife and son, without even the common decency of a tomcat.

But there’s no fool like an old fool. Remember what preacher Jimmy from Plains said. Having lust in your heart is the same as committing adultery. An 80 year-old-man who thinks a 35-year-old-woman is in love with him. She finds his orange face makeup and stick-on muskrat hat sexy. Nothing like an old man with a 55-inch waist and body odor that women don’t find attractive.  Sexy, sexy bruised hands and diminishing cerebral powers. A completely amoral President and his Harpie who publicly peruses a married man in the office. Her boss in the office.

Natalie is as obvious as Don old is stupid. And soon, it will all end and Natalie, like Queen Camilla, will be unceremoniously booted out of the palace. Completely unemployable outside of Domino’s Pizza or Walmart. Speaking of Walmart, they just suffered through their worst sales quarter in six years. Gosh, the economy is doing great! Never mind the gas prices; watch the diesel prices. Approaching six dollars a gallon here in AZ. Now, I don’t drive a diesel vehicle, but every truck driver in America does. Is the president defect watching inflation or his infatuation? There’s no fool like an old fool! Who knows, maybe Natalie will get lucky like Katherine Parr, and outlive the bastard and become the dowager whore.

“We were convinced that she looked on with indifference if she noticed us at all. Today I know that everything watches, that nothing goes unseen, and that even wallpaper has a better memory than ours. It isn’t God in His heaven that sees all. A kitchen chair, a coat hanger, a half-filled ash tray, or the wooden replica of a woman named Niobe can perfectly well serve as an unforgetting witness to every one of our acts.”  ― Günter Grass,