By David Glenn Cox
In Trump Land, Maureen Comey was fired from the Injustice Department because of who her father was. Trump land had been at war with former FBI Director James Comey. A federal court found that Maureen Comey was fired illegally by the Department of Injustice in Trump land. The court ordered the department to give her her old job back with back pay. But Trump land is also Mafia land.
“Da boss says you is fired! Ya, understand that? And you is gonna stay fired, ya understand? If you gives us any trouble about firing you. There could be some serious complications, ya understand what it is I’s saying to ya? By the way, how’s your old man doing these days? I’d hate to see him get in any more legal trouble wit da law. Dat would be a real shame! Litigation is so expensive. Da boss, he would really hate for dat ta happen, ya understand?”
The same day, a judge awarded Maureen Comey her job back. Trump land charged her father with disclosing sensitive information to a journalist…ten years ago! But wait! The statute of limitations is only ten years. So the Department of Injustice says it was an ongoing conspiracy, right up to this very day. It’s all just a coincidence, I’m sure. But unlike in days of old, there was no thunder, and the story barely made a ripple. Not like the good old days in Trump land. Only See-BS did a story about it and NBC (Not Believable Content) mentioned the event in a blurb.
This is a part of the New Reality. Donald Trump is suing the BBC. Donald Trump is suing the New York Times, The Wall Street Journal, The Des Moines Register, ABC News and Bob Woodward. The orange ape has sicked his goons on Fanni Willis, Letica James and now Illain Omar. But it is like the boy who cried wolf. The public tires of his shenanigans, and fails to heed his alarm or his silent dog whistle. It just doesn’t work anymore. The snake still bites, but its venom is gone.
With doom facing Trump land in the midterms. Trump tries to rescue himself by crisscrossing the country, performing the same old schtick, night after night. In Alaska, the Department of Injustice files a lawsuit in case the Republican incumbent loses the election. The suit alleges Dan J. Sullivan isn’t a real candidate but a plant to take votes away from the incumbent Republican Dan S. Sullivan. Alaska litigated the case to the state supreme court and found both men qualified to run.
Years ago, in South Alabama, Mike Box was running for the state legislature when another Mike Box appeared on the ballot. Mike Box A. sued to have Mike Box B. either removed from the ballot or change his name to Michael Box or Box, Michael B. The court ruled if that’s his legal name, that’s his legal name. The state of Alabama provides the polling place and the ballot, and their duty ended right there. If it was confusing, too bad. It’s not the state’s job to educate your voters. It’s the voter’s job to know one Mike Box from another. If 100 people voted for the wrong Mike Box, it’s equally likely that 100 voters voted for the other Mike Box in error.
But it’s Trump land and Mafia land. Da Boss thinks you should put your thumb on the scale like we asked you. “Or you’re going to do what?” The federal government has no legal standing in state election laws, and the lawsuit isn’t worth the paper it’s printed on. It’s just Trump being Trump, up to his old bag of tricks again in the new reality.
Whispers surround the White House of blanket pardons for junior staffers. Gee, why would junior staffers need blanket pardons? Unless, of course, they’ve done something illegal! They wouldn’t do that, would they? But you see, blanket pardons are necessary in case somebody gets real nervous, and decides to talk out of turn. Pardon them all! Now! Quick, quick! Fast as the wind!
Mr. Trump is out on the road beating whatever is left of his diseased brain out. He’s losing his voice. He’s losing the crowd. He is losing it all. His fascination with other people’s backsides is a symptom of his frontal lobe dementia. The patient loses the ability to differentiate between appropriate and inappropriate comments.
Two-thirds of voters are telling the exit polls they are voting against Donald Trump. The old days are gone, and the new reality has taken sway. The harder he goes, the further he falls behind. He’s lost his mojo in time, and he can no longer get it back. Hula-hoops, poodle skirts and penny loafers were once quite popular, until they went out of fashion. Donald Trump is a Macy’s parade balloon leaking out its gas and sagging. On November third, Donald Trump becomes a lame duck. And as things stand, he will lose both houses of Congress. He will become the little old man locked inside the little old White House covered in gold leaf.
If the breakdown is 54 to 46 Democrats in the Senate, the little old man is only six votes away from removal. Six Republicans who see the most unpopular and despised president ever in all of American history, as they face reelection in two short years. Sure, go ahead, defend Donald J. Trump at your own peril, boys. He’s only going to become more unpopular. Go ahead, tie your future to his. What’s the worst thing that could happen? Now, that there is no stopping the Epstein files from coming out. Sure, sure, sign up today! Now that real investigations are about to begin. Now, when he’s about to preemptively issue blanket pardons. What’s the worst that could happen, huh?
If Republicans take a record drubbing, who will be held responsible for their loss? Who is out there on the campaign trail calling it the Strait of Hormone? Or admiring backsides of men and worried about the Pulitzer Prize he didn’t win. Last night, he called Abdul El-Sayed a member of the Muslim Brotherhood. Mr. Trump’s father was either in the KKK or a supporting fellow. People in glass tenements shouldn’t throw stones. Donald Trump, have you met Vivek Rama smarmy? I think that you two might have much in common. El Sayed isn’t in the Muslim Brotherhood any more than JFK was going to take orders from the Pope. The old reality meets the new.
But the circle is smaller now, and its impact is smaller too. Obama was a Muslim born in Kenya! He was a communist out to take over the universe! Hillary Clinton ate babies in the basement of a pizza parlor without a basement. The Iranians have a secret plot to attack Americans. Some folks will believe anything, or in the case of the media, report anything. The magic is gone, there are no more rabbits left inside his hat. Buxom Botox bimbo beauty Kimberly Guilfoyle is threatening to burn down the house of Trump as the rats begin singing in unison.
A Texas pollster warns no Democrat has ever received over 27% of the vote in Tarrant County. (Fort Worth) As of last night, James Talarico was at 41% in Tarrant County. Republican votes are picking up in early voting, but still lag far behind their own 2022 levels. Ho hum, I’m too tired to go vote. I’ll vote twice, next time.
“Look out kid
Don’t matter what you did
Walk on your tiptoes
Don’t try “No-Doz”
Better stay away from those
That carry around a fire hose
Keep a clean nose
Watch the plain clothes
You don’t need a weatherman
To know which way the wind blows.” – You already know who!
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