ME LIKE HIM!
By David Glenn Cox When congressman Ryan’s plane touched down on the tarmac of Jonestown, the cult felt threatened. So, they sent men with rifles to shoot at the plane.…
Mutants and Mama’s Boys
By David Glenn Cox I’ll tell you the truth; this job doesn’t pay much, but the perks, ah, the perks. When I was in elementary school, I built a model…
Won’t You Guess My Name
By David Glenn Cox I get the distinct impression that Twump is between Twix and Tween. That the blows are coming too fast now to put up a cohesive front.…
Even the Wicked
By David Glenn Cox It’s as if they have taken the Republican Party and put it into a blender and hit puree. The FBI has admitted to having a source…
Is This the End of Little Caesar?
By David Glenn Cox For decades, the TV commercials ran every spring, cartoon hapless insects who wander in being cartoonish and then “Raid!” You can’t help but laugh, really. The…
The Long Red Wave Goodbye
By David Glenn Cox Gone from all public discussion is all talk of the Republicans retaking control of Congress this November. Rather, whispers and warnings. Like a comet in the…
Hard Time is a Terrible Thing to Waste.
By David Glenn Cox It is a sad day. Time to get out the violins and pass out the hankies. Celebrity blob and human impersonator, Alex Jones has a 45-million-dollar…
Dick Pic
By David Glenn Cox Et tu, Brute? Chapter 12 “The Long Knives Come Out.” You knew it had to come down to this one day. The politics of I knife…
Our Simian Nature
By David Glenn Cox And on the last day of the world, the humans will congregate with their hammers and clubs and heavy stones. Then they will smash the machines…
Kansas is a Bell Weather
By David Glenn Cox It was just other day, I had read that early voting in Kansas was up 125%. I considered that a hopeful sign as 2020, had been…
Approaching the Mooring Mast
By David Glenn Cox It was that moment, frozen forever in the public consciousness. Michael Dukakis riding with his head sticking out a tank hatch with a Snoopy pilot’s hat…
American Godzilla
By David Glenn Cox I have a faithful reader who has encouraged me on multiple occasions to investigate Hunter Biden’s nefarious activities. (Yeah exactly) Any journalist worth his Buster Brown’s…
Only Waiting
By David Glenn Cox So many Republicans, so little time. They say people who live in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones. In the same way that people who hire teenage…
Exit Sandman
By David Glenn Cox Exit Sandman, as in Nick Sandman. The obnoxious braying overprivileged sixteen-year-old turned Republican victim of media malfeasance. Oft remembered as that kid from a private school…
In the Streets of Mission Control
By David Glenn Cox People are a lot like pottery in that once you break them, you can’t always put them back together. The fissures and cracks are always still…
Discover to Yourself
By David Glenn Cox Loose lips sink Republican ships. Lips once anxious to operate are now suddenly pursed painted and lawyered up. The two Secretly Serving Agents who were quick…
The Only Final Sin
By David Glenn Cox “Whaa!” Somebody needs to call the Whaa! mbulance. Republicans are dropping like seniors at the Jitterbug marathon. First, we have the sad, sad tale of young…
The Echo of a Noise
By David Glenn Cox A high-water mark has been reached and we are now approaching critical mass. In Nixon’s time, they had used the Kubler/Ross grief scale and had reached…
We Don’t Interrupt the Following Program
By David Glenn Cox The committee continues to prick the countries attention and consciousness with superior ratings about the pricks. Faux Snooze held to their position that nothing preempts their…
The Nervous Energy of the Accused
By David Glenn Cox It’s been interesting watching Steve Bannon backed into a corner. He’s the courthouse steps attorney, a regular concrete Clarence Darrow. But once inside the building, he…
Atlantis of the Sands
By David Glenn Cox It is difficult sometimes when the story lines get trampled down and over run. The story becomes obvious, but who wants to do the obvious? But…
If I Had One, I’d Love to Show it Off
By David Glenn Cox It’s all in how you look at things I suppose, strict is too harsh and gentle is too soft. You can’t make any mistakes if you…
The Time of Things We Put Away
By David Glenn Cox The munchkins begin to appear cautiously from behind the shrubbery. To investigate the large Kansas farmhouse, that just landed inside the beltway near the highway off…
In One Single Goosestep
By David Glenn Cox It’s hard to tell sometimes, which stories are bottom feeders, and which are just foisted “Good Balanced” stories. “Is Joe Biden too old to run for…
A Cult of Amorality
By David Glenn Cox You must be this high to live in Idaho. As a former Alabamian, we take a hard view of states interloping into our crazy sphere. For…
It’s Magic! It’s Law!
By David Glenn Cox Jim Jordan, America’s favorite towel boy and locker room attendant is back in the news. After calling the story of a raped ten-year-old child leaving the…
Badly Handled is Badly Done
By David Glenn Cox They’re coming out of the woodwork now; the good, the bad and the ugly. A former Twump White House aide says, when she tried to turn…
Would any of You Dumb Suckers Like to Play Again?
By David Glenn Cox Wow, that was quite a presentation the house put on. Sometimes those Congressional hearings can drag a bit but not yesterday, there was a hot pace…
Twumpism in Smithereens
By David Glenn Cox It just gets gooder and gooder from here on out. If it got any better, we’d have to cut it in half and share it. A…
The Confusion of the Moment
By David Glenn Cox It is almost my favorite part in the production. Like the film 12 Angry Men, one by one, things are beginning to change as the evidence…
Gimme Some Twuth
By David Glenn Cox As predictable as a prat fall, if you call Domino’s a pizza will come. If you go into business with Donald Twump, you’re going to need…
A House Divided
By David Glenn Cox It now appears that Brett Kavanaugh’s crying jags during his confirmation hearings weren’t as contrived as they first appeared. Crying and whining seem to be his…
Straight Fear, No Chaser
By David Glenn Cox I’ve just received my Arizona primary election guide in the mail. It is a very interesting publication and makes for delightful reading. The primary election is…
The Passion Behind the Obsession
By David Glenn Cox I was asked the other day if I was getting paid to write these articles/scribblings. The short answer is yes and no. Yes, I’m getting paid,…
The Manchurian Court
By David Glenn Cox I thought that I’d heard it all, when I heard the media describe Joe Manchin as a “Moderate” Democrat. Sure, there are just flaming Liberals and…
Bargaining for His Clothes
By David Glenn Cox It was one of the usual Facebook memes that come up periodically and idiotically. A Christian on the defensive, and out to start the war on…
The Jimmy Stewart Rule
By David Glenn Cox I suppose that it is much like Watergate or any other political conspiracy. The more you shake the tree, the more the fruit begins to fall.…
The Man Who Dared
By David Glenn Cox The curtain rises on the last act. The audience is hushed as the house lights go down. It’s pure theater; the point in the story were…
Americas Favorite Non-Reality Show
By David Glenn Cox It’s a great mystery to me, just how much of Twump’s bullshit is really just bullshit, and how much is a game or a con? The…
Froggy Bottom Upside Down
By David Glenn Cox Its not unlike the sound of a cat getting its tail caught in the screen door. Man this is Washington a Go, Go! Beach Blanket Bingo!…
In a Pig’s Eye
By David Glenn Cox I read a lot, go through Reddit Politics with a fine-tooth comb. Waiting for some oddity or weirdness to jump out at me and usually it…
What a Nice Man
By David Glenn Cox It falls like the gentle rain from heaven almost unnoticed. Warning us of a deluge headed this way. Not a premonition or prognostication, but history. Garbage…
All But He Departed
By David Glenn Cox A New Mexican official has issues over confirming the primary vote count, because Dominion voting machines are involved. Like when we were kids in school. And…
And So, Here We Are
By David Glenn Cox I’m going to have to disagree with Joe Biden here. He says that we need two more Senators when we don’t. We need twenty more Senators!…
Friday Fun Facts
By David Glenn Cox Friday fun facts, because sometimes this stuff it too much for me too. I think I’d be more outraged, if I didn’t have to listen to…
Dancing to the Organ Grinder’s Tune
By David Glenn Cox The threat of excommunication didn’t work on Henry the Eighth, so I’m not going to let it bother me none either. “Oh no, I’ll be thrown…
Strawberry Fields
By David Glenn Cox I’m often surprised that, despite the volume of Republican complaint and invective. At the inaccuracy or inefficiency of Republican propaganda. It’s always centers on some hot…
No Man is an Island
By David Glenn Cox June 6th, the quasi-world day of remembrance, the longest day. When reality had velvet ropes around it and American’s cooperated with each other. Only now, is…
Blow the Last Bridge
By David Glenn Cox It has been suggested that rather than subpoena Twump advisor Peter Navarro. We simply invite him on MSNBC and allow him to talk. His appearances seem…
The Ohio Sausage Hunt Inspection Act
By David Glenn Cox Last time I checked it was still legal to have you own opinion, even in Florida. This guy DeSantis beats anything I’ve ever seen. Florida Reich’s…
This Carbon Based Life 