“Ming Swears Vengeance”

By David Glenn Cox I never been able to tell how much of Donald Trump is hutzpah, hemorrhoid or harlequin. “Sometimes I wonder if the world is being run by…

Lost Property in America

By David Glenn Cox I was brushing my teeth with a new toothpaste. It’s called Crest Brilliance, but I didn’t notice the name when I bought it. So, I’m brushing…

Trumpelstiltskin

By David Glenn Cox They slip further down the rabbit hole and there is no help for them. They have been swallowed up and must now pass through the digestive…

Crisis at the Cauldron

By David Glenn Cox Have you heard? News Flash:  Crisis at the Border! Faux News – We make it up and you swallow it! Of course, since Joe Biden is…

Festival of Conservatism

By David Glenn Cox A funny thing happened on the way to the forum; they are fighting down at Temple Trump. He loves me more! “No, he doesn’t he loves…

Pottersville Saturday Night

By David Glenn Cox Mark Twain said, “Whiskeys for drinking and water’s for fighting over.” Water has always been scarce in the West, only now it’s getting scarcer. A prolonged…

Obsessed with the Cause

By David Glenn Cox “Well, you may have won your precious Coca-Cola machines for now. But just you wait, we’ll get the All-star Game back to Atlanta, just you wait…

Stuck on You

By David Glenn Cox It was the day John McCain earned the eternal enmity of the Republican Party. A disoriented old woman looking like she was on her way to…

No End Save Victory

By David Glenn Cox It is almost an honorary title, Senate Roadblock. It seems there is always one lingering seat warmer in the chamber who has as his sole purpose…

Camping on the Moon

By David Glenn Cox Big man plays small room on nostalgia tour, yokels ecstatic. And that’s about as far and as colorful as it gets, except for maybe the way…

The Mailbox is Full of Stupid

By David Glenn Cox I just don’t buy it, this idea that Democracy is dying. I know the old adage; you’ll never go broke underestimating the average American’s intelligence. Or…

Make Evictions Great Again

By David Glenn Cox “The far-left radicals are trying to KKKancel us! They don’t want to hear our KKKonservative viewpoint, so they attempt to stifle us. Just like that time…

American Bandstand

By David Glenn Cox It’s a hard sad world out there, the rain falling on the just and unjust and all. Sometimes the best laid plans of rats and reactionaries…

Caught in the Crazy Cloud

By David Glenn Cox When a phonograph record nears its end, it only appears to speed up. An optical illusion, a trick of the eye. The label goes round and…

Hey Ya’ll! Watch This!

By David Glenn Cox Seems like every few years some wayward Texas Republican makes some comment about Texas seceding from the Union. I have a plan…let’s just throw them out!…

The “Old” Battleship

By David Glenn Cox My father-in-law George Ostrander would never take his wife on a ocean cruise. You see, he had been on a cruise before and didn’t care for…

Right Before Your Eyes

By David Glenn Cox I think that it is best in a world of conspiracy theories not to invite more conspiracy theories. The Mormons have genealogy project attempting to trace…

Mediaopolis

By David Glenn Cox The famous Chinese General Sun Tzu advised never to judge the battle from your own perspective, but from you opponent’s perspective. Would you rather have their…

Up in the Sky!

By David Glenn Cox Look! up it the sky! It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s space Aliens! The US military has allowed unclassified film footage to be shown of…

The Gong Show

By David Glenn Cox During a campaign debate Winston Churchill was accused of being a braggart. Churchill answered, “His opponent was a humble man. He was a man with much…

For the Right Candidate

By David Glenn Cox I was perusing the employment ads when I ran across one that struck a memory chord. Looking for someone to work in the tool room. Someone…

Listen for What They Mean, Mean

By David Glenn Cox Texas Republican Louie Gohmert says, “people think he’s the dumbest man in Congress.” Ted Cruz answers, “Hold my beer!” Cruz recently attacked a new Army recruitment…

Thanks a Yacht !

By David Glenn Cox Almost eighty years ago Franklin Roosevelt said, “We have always known that heedless self-interest was bad morals, we now know that it is bad economics.” Forty…

Jump for It

By David Glenn Cox It is almost like waiting for a TV season finale as the plot thickens. The Manhattan DA and the New York State Attorney General draw lots…

Come on in Buddy

By David Glenn Cox And the winner of this month’s Donald Trump/ Shirley Jackson lottery is Kevin McCarthy. Past winners include Michael Cohen, Jeff Sessions and Liz Cheney.  Old Kev…

Space Lenin

By David Glenn Cox It’s the boy who cried space aliens! News Flash: Trump Lies! Tells whoppers anywhere dementia is accepted as cash. Did you see the look on that…

Feeding the Pigeons

By David Glenn Cox The Republican leadership wheeled Elise Stefanick out in the ceremonial lifting of the severed head of Liz Cheney. Stefanick had that glow of the assistant manager…

And You Can’t Stop Us!

B y David Glenn Cox The world has changed substantially from when I first began my career in mayhem in the eternal hunt for young women of loose morals. Back…

The Shroud of Tubby

By David Glenn Cox For your pleasure, President Biden announces he’s willing to pass the infrastructure bill without Republican support. Republicans answer by replaying the opening scene from the old…

Strawberry Fields Forever

By David Glenn Cox I don’t know how Democrats are supposed reach across the aisle and work with Republicans when the Republicans can’t work with themselves. The Republicans can’t find…

Our Only Hope

By David Glenn Cox They are the Party of family values that doesn’t value the family. The Pro-life Party that doesn’t support public health insurance to promote life. The Party…

Republican Rule Number One

By David Glenn Cox Rule one, the boss is always right. Rule two, if the boss is wrong see rule one. The National Republican Congressional Committee (NRCC) failed to disclose…

The Not Job, Job

By David Glenn Cox Henry Ford famously paid his workers five dollars a day. Ford has been acclaimed by some as some sort of Liberal hero, but his reasons were…

The Trump Delusion

By David Glenn Cox Extremism breeds extremism, there are never calm waters or a jettied port. Without drama there is no excitement and without excitement there is no news, no…

You Must Be This High

By David Glenn Cox Extra, Extra, Read all about it! Trump Attorney General declared lying sack of shit! You just have to wonder about some people’s motivation. That’s where the…

The Martyr and the Devil

By David Glenn Cox It isn’t often in Washington we see a Republican stand up for a principle. It’s sort of like Bernie Madoff standing up for the Securities and…

First Came Amos and Andy

By David Glenn Cox Sometimes reading the news is like waking up in a black and white Twilight Zone episode. As you read the headlines. Galileo Found Guilty of Heresy…

“I’d give him an “A”

By David Glenn Cox Republicans are outraged and demanding change. They have seen their Party dragged in the dirt and want something done about it. They want change and they…

The Photograph

By David Glenn Cox I want you to look at this photograph. This is Franklin Roosevelt in Casablanca reviewing the troops. FDR was a first President to leave the country…