It’s This or Back Under the Trailer
By David Glenn Cox I read it nearly every day, “Our Democracy is under Attack!” Our Democracy is not under attack. Our civilization is under attack, and our democracy is…
Other People with First Amendment Rights
By David Glenn Cox Shhh, the obese female is getting ready to perform her aria. Despite being endorsed by Suspect #1 and endorsed by Texas Governor, Greg Abbott. Susan Wright…
But it is Too Late for That Now
By David Glenn Cox Whether leading the charge in the imaginary border war or lending his talents as a structural engineer and dutiful mourner, Ron DeSantis is Johnny the spot.…
Darwin One, Republicans Nothing.
By David Glenn Cox I was asked what we should do about those dastardly Republicans. I answered, “point and laugh.” Not that our issues are comical, but that the opposition…
Our Top Story Tonight
By David Glenn Cox Group think is a survival instinct. If everyone starts running, you start running even if you don’t know why. You’ll assume that a mob of people…
Wrestling with Reality
By David Glenn Cox In Inverto world failure is success. Win, place, show, Gaetz and Greene. We’ve lost our lease and passed the savings on to you! Fresh from their…
The Icarus Syndrome
By David Glenn Cox It was early in the last Century, Count von Zeppelin assured us that his airship would revolutionize air travel. The Germans used Zeppelins to bomb England…
Rise of the Machines
By David Glenn Cox The Republican long march continues, the Kultural Revolution rolls on. “I have a right to lie, but it is a crime for you to try and…
My Freedom to Ignore
By David Glenn Cox Once upon a time American politicians referred to those of the other party as “The loyal opposition.” That’s out the window; I guess. Perhaps replaced by…
Kingdom of the Roaches
By David Glenn Cox The destruction of language is a beautiful thing. The eroding of truth and the banning of ideas on the road to dystopia. The excitement of Republicans…
Some Other Planet
By David Glenn Cox Many years ago, calculations were done on an “adding” machine. Ponderous heavy devices with a handle on the side to crank out calculations. A heavy piece…
“Finish Him!”
By David Glenn Cox There is an old Japanese expression which says, “The nail which sticks up will be hammered down.” Jake Angeli, who made his name breaking into the…
There is No Batman
By David Glenn Cox Imitation is the sincerest form of Republicanism. When Ronald Reagan was President, they all wanted to be Ronald Reagan. Stare blankly off into space stutter and…
Should a Teenage Mother in Alabama, Let her Children Smoke in the House?
By David Glenn Cox I lived more than twenty years of my life in Alabama and so view the recent events in Tennessee with suspicion. Tennessee can’t beat the Crimson…
“Elba, Party of One?”
By David Glenn Cox The results of the C-PAC Presidential straw poll are in. Ron DeSantis 1%, Rand Paul 1% The Amazing Spiderman 1% and Yes 1%. Overwhelmingly not surprisingly,…
Twilight Zone or Bust!
By David Glenn Cox Has it been a year already since the last Comicon, I mean C-PAC? (Conservative People Acting Crazy) This year’s, month’s, week’s theme is “Twilight Zone or…
Cancel Culture
By David Glenn Cox Jesus allegedly told Pilate that we both have truths. Pilate is thought to have answered, “Yes, but mine are going to hurt.” The search for truth,…
The Non-Producers
By David Glenn Cox In the Mel Brooks comedy, “The Producers,” the characters discovered that as long as the Broadway show closed right away. None of the show’s investors will…
Ripping Off Yankee’s for 100 Years
By David Glenn Cox A customer once told me Florida was the greatest state to be in the construction business. No matter how good you build anything the salt air…
Mud, Madness and Melancholy
By David Glenn Cox Every day I read some article or other overloaded with doom and gloom. Donald Trump is gonna do this or do that. Then his supporters are…
Jump the Shark Fonzie!
By David Glenn Cox I could be wrong; I’ve been wrong before. But I honestly believe the American people will choose reality over reality show. Public opinion on the Biden…
Tough Guys
By David Glenn Cox Three states have filed lawsuits to force their governors to reinstate Federal unemployment benefits. In a fourth state, Tennessee the residents are begging. Guess who has…
He Could Not Tell a Lie
By David Glenn Cox Critical history, history. Ideas of things that happened, as told by people who weren’t there. But who went to school to learn about it from someone…
Weapons of Sloth
By David Glenn Cox Houston, we have a problem. It looks like we have an alien infestation and Orkin doesn’t call back. Early in the Spring a US Military video…
A Harsh Mistress
By David Glenn Cox The effects of history are cumulative and inescapable. Charles Lindbergh spoke to an “America First” Rally. He warned the Jews were trying to lead America down…
A New Wrinkle
By David Glenn Cox Scandal at Faux News! The newsfotainment division of World Butthole Industries was rocked by information that it had passed on reporting on a scandal. A scandal…
Out of the Blue
By David Glenn Cox You can’t catch lightening in a bottle, and you can’t unburn a pizza. You can only be new once before becoming just the other guy. The…
You Can’t Prove That!
By David Glenn Cox Historians say 535 AD was humanities worst year. (Not including the Trump years) I was young at the time and have no recollection of the events…
“What’s the Capitol of Narnia?”
By David Glenn Cox It’s a good news bad news scenario, the good news. The Biden Justice Department will sue the State of Georgia over its voting law changes. Bad…
Black Magic
By David Glenn Cox In ancient times primitive peoples used slash and burn agriculture. Burning off the top cover and haphazardly, planted a crop before moving on. (Pizza Gate, MS13,…
Floriduh 451
By David Glenn Cox The Nazis developed a novel scheme to prevent voter intimidation. A soldier would go into the voting booth with you to make sure no one tried…
Communists and Little Green Men
By David Glenn Cox History rings like a church bell. The sound stops but the reverberations carry on and on. Until it seems the best way to see where we…
But if I Give you a Banana
By David Glenn Cox I want to try and clear up a misunderstanding. Some how people have got it into their heads that Republicans don’t like high taxes. As a…
Doing Business with Hitler
By David Glenn Cox I was raised in the Catholic church, but it wore off. I guess it never really took. I remember being small and looking up at those…
The Only Place to Get a Decent Meal
By David Glenn Cox If we aren’t going to teach the children about our racial past, how can we ever explain the Old West and the settling of the Native…
“Ming Swears Vengeance”
By David Glenn Cox I never been able to tell how much of Donald Trump is hutzpah, hemorrhoid or harlequin. “Sometimes I wonder if the world is being run by…
Lost Property in America
By David Glenn Cox I was brushing my teeth with a new toothpaste. It’s called Crest Brilliance, but I didn’t notice the name when I bought it. So, I’m brushing…
Trumpelstiltskin
By David Glenn Cox They slip further down the rabbit hole and there is no help for them. They have been swallowed up and must now pass through the digestive…
Crisis at the Cauldron
By David Glenn Cox Have you heard? News Flash: Crisis at the Border! Faux News – We make it up and you swallow it! Of course, since Joe Biden is…
Big Talk for a One-Eyed Fatman
By David Glenn Cox I think the problem people make is listening to what a politician says, instead of listening to his or her motivation for saying it. No different…
Festival of Conservatism
By David Glenn Cox A funny thing happened on the way to the forum; they are fighting down at Temple Trump. He loves me more! “No, he doesn’t he loves…
Do You Think That Lifeboat is Safe?
By David Glenn Cox I scratch my head in wonder sometimes. What bad thing happened, or good thing didn’t happen to untether some people from this reality of ours that…
Pottersville Saturday Night
By David Glenn Cox Mark Twain said, “Whiskeys for drinking and water’s for fighting over.” Water has always been scarce in the West, only now it’s getting scarcer. A prolonged…
Obsessed with the Cause
By David Glenn Cox “Well, you may have won your precious Coca-Cola machines for now. But just you wait, we’ll get the All-star Game back to Atlanta, just you wait…
Stuck on You
By David Glenn Cox It was the day John McCain earned the eternal enmity of the Republican Party. A disoriented old woman looking like she was on her way to…
A Weaponized Forty-Foot-Tall Hillary Clinton Clone
By David Glenn Cox Someday when science, technology and finance all come together, and we build that first manned rocket ship to Mars. I want Ted Cruz in that crew.…
No End Save Victory
By David Glenn Cox It is almost an honorary title, Senate Roadblock. It seems there is always one lingering seat warmer in the chamber who has as his sole purpose…
Time Marches on but High School Never Changes
By David Glenn Cox The Centers for Disease Control are investigating an outbreak of stupid in North Carolina. The first cases were reported when county Republicans wanted vending machines removed…
Camping on the Moon
By David Glenn Cox Big man plays small room on nostalgia tour, yokels ecstatic. And that’s about as far and as colorful as it gets, except for maybe the way…
The Mailbox is Full of Stupid
By David Glenn Cox I just don’t buy it, this idea that Democracy is dying. I know the old adage; you’ll never go broke underestimating the average American’s intelligence. Or…
