Lost!

By David Glenn Cox Not since Joseph Smith lost the golden tablets entrusted to him by an angel, have we been so inundated with whoppers. Personally, I never believed that…

Pushing Humpty Dumpty

By David Glenn Cox Why is it, the villains from Hollywood blockbusters and literature seem so colorful while the real thing act no differently than you or me? Darth Vader,…

No Direction Home

By David Glenn Cox Did you know? In Ireland, Trump means a fart and Mickey means penis. It just makes the whole image of the Mickey Mouse Club that much…

The Last Redoubt

By David Glenn Cox In the wild and woolly state of Pennsylvania, just short of one and one half million mail in votes have already been returned. Of that number,…

Donald Trump Did That

By David Glenn Cox Many years ago, when my kids were small, we’d all go to a local Mexican Restaurant on Sunday. They had a video game in the corner…

A Crack in the Ice

By David Glenn Cox Stillwater, Minnesota, is an idyllic little town on the St. Croix River. Picturesque and Minnesota cold as the river slowly freezes in winter the ice fishing…

You’re Going to Die Anyway!

BHy David Glenn Cox I just participated in an unofficial online poll for the Presidential election. Joe Biden 72% Donald Trump 21% Wasting their vote on the Holy Mudflap Party…

God and Money

By David Glenn Cox Matthew 6:23-24 But if your eyes are bad, your whole body will be full of darkness. If then the light within you is darkness, how great…

If Elected

By David Glenn Cox For the first time in one hundred years, the President of the United States has no dog. In Trumpy’s case it is understandable, the President is…

Déjà vu

By David Glenn Cox Wall Street says it welcomes a Biden Presidency. It’s like the time Industrialists complained about government intervention in their business and Harry Truman answered, “If FDR…

To Be a Tool

By David Glenn Cox Redneck o rama seems to be a uniquely American pastime like Baseball. I can’t picture little Norwegian boys saying, “Ya, I want to get an assault…

Pence Bot 2016

By David Glenn Cox The killer awoke before dawn. He took a face from the ancient gallery and he…walked on down the hall. He went for a ride at the…

Flipping Off Karma

By David Glenn Cox My mother had a standing policy set in stone. If I was sick and wanted to stay home from school or be medevac’d to Walter Reed…

Still Had Plans

By David Glenn Cox I find it interesting that the Trump White House without Trump is just as convoluted and bed wetting as with Trump. The White House set a…

Of Fear and Curiosity

By David Glenn Cox 2020 never disappoints, who has the Orange abomination catches Covid-19 on their game card? The President took the Marine One helicopter to Walter Reed Hospital where…

An Average Week

By David Glenn Cox Another day another meteor shower of information breaking off from the disintegrating Starship SS Donald Trump as it reenters the atmosphere glowing ass backwards. Two thousand…

The Ivanka Collection

By David Glenn Cox Things are starting to look rough for the Cheeto Bandito. The polling numbers are bad the debate numbers were worse and then there are the tax…

This is Bat Country

By David Glenn Cox There will probably never be another Presidential debate. Well, let me rephrase that. There will never be another audience for a Presidential debate. I was stuck…

The “L” Shaped Recovery

By David Glenn Cox I awoke yesterday and looked out the window to see if the world was still complete. A tow truck driver was repossessing someone’s car.  That didn’t…

Orwell, We Have Arrived

By David Glenn Cox Well hell, 2020 never disappoints. Just when you ask yourself how much worse can it get? 2020 replies, “Hold my beer.” It’s not everyday Republicans openly…

The Photograph

By David Glenn Cox I want you to look at this photograph. This is Franklin Roosevelt in Casablanca reviewing the troops. FDR was a first President to leave the country…

The Last Train to Nuremberg

By David Glenn Cox There was a reason to carpet bomb Germany and Japan during WWII. Army General Curtis LeMay was criticized for his brutal tactics. In Great Britain, Air…

Monster

By David Glenn Cox Bernie Sanders said, “It is a dangerous time in America.” He asked Americans to be prepared for dangerous events surrounding the election. Sanders like all politicians…

These Be Rebels

By David Glenn Cox Donald Trump is not a legal office holder. You cannot swear to uphold the Constitution and then act like the orange abomination and consider it legal.…

Go Nuclear Nancy

By David Glenn Cox Michael Steele former head of the RNC says, “Stop treating Trump like a legitimate President.” He’s right, let’s understand that this isn’t a pothole along the…

That’s not Winning

By David Glenn Cox Shhh, it’s good news. Susan Collins is down 12 points Lindsey Graham is tied. The Kayleigh McEnany web page was being run out of Macedonia. The…

The Brown Acid

By David Glenn Cox Welcome to Farce, we hope you’ve had a good trip man. Think of it as the anti-Woodstock with no good music, no good vibe and lots…

That’ll Teach You Peasants

By David Glenn Cox Anyone who has watched the Three Stooges knows that they don’t like cops. Curly seeing a mannequin dressed as a cop says, “I’ve always wanted to…

Going to Hell

By David Glenn Cox Boy howdy if I were an Evangelical would I be excited right about now or what? A plague and economic emergency bordering on social collapse. The…

“When I Did It”

Two years, thousands of hours millions of dollars with a bank of lawyers staying at the Hilton. Robert Mueller pours over the texts until late into the night. Congressional Committees…

Never Learned to Walk Forward

By David Glenn Cox Franklin Roosevelt once said, “We have always known that heedless self-interest was bad morals, we now know that it is bad economics.”  But Republicans are the…

Dark Shadows

By David Glenn Cox A mouse walking by a candle throws a shadow on the wall eight feet tall. When he rears on his hind legs the shadow looms from…

The Real History of Labor Day

By David Glenn Cox The revolution will not be televised because it is all ready being televised. As we approach yet another Labor Day the beleaguered and beguiled will not…

The Future Fair

By David Glenn Cox It’s like living inside a blender everything whizzing by as everything whizzes by. There is no off ramp there is no pause button there is no…

The Election is Over

By David Glenn Cox The President is trying to defund Social Security. The Postmaster General is trying to cripple the Post Office. The Administration’s plan to aid the unemployed is…