Secret Agent Godzilla

By David Glenn Cox The three-day CPAC “Me” show is over in Orlando. The peacocks and stink chickens have paraded their plumage and successfully escaped the conference and Florida, without…

Watch Me Goose Step Daddy!

By David Glenn Cox I had wondered how long it would take orange Trumpy to figure it out, about three weeks by my reckoning. In every divorce, somebody gets the…

Allow Yourself to be Punked

By David Glenn Cox I’ve watched enough prison movies to know that when a new guy reaches general population someone is going to be out to test them. Already the…

A Racist Party

By David Glenn Cox The old adage goes, not everyone in the Republican Party is in the Ku Klux Klan. But everyone in the Ku Klux Klan is a Republican.…

The Truth About Them

By David Glenn Cox I think one of my most stressful adventures involved an employer wanting news copy now in a world that refused to cooperate. This was a Liberal…

When Curly is Out Front

By David Glenn Cox It is a truism that art imitates life. There is an episode of The Simpsons where Springfield Mayor, Diamond Joe Quimby is addressing the citizens about…

The Orange Bull

By David Glenn Cox The question always confounds us, what to get the man or women with everything? After you have the big gaudy house stocked with golden toilets and…

Take it up the Ying Yang

By David Glenn Cox I know that it appears that in the face of crime and corruption, the Senate of the United States acquitted the most guilty President in U.S.…

Teach Your Children

By David Glenn Cox I remember Richard Nixon waving from the door of the helicopter. I was thinking to myself that the system had worked. The President of the United…

Tokyo will Understand

By David Glenn Cox Today begins round one trial two, take one. The second Trump impeachment trial. Never has an American President faced such serious charges or more deservedly so.…

The Word from Delphi

By David Glenn Cox In a recent poll 56% of Americans said Donald Trump should be convicted at his impeachment trial and banned from ever holding public office again. By…

It’s Island Shopping Time!

By David Glenn Cox The Trump legal team is working on a novel legal strategy based on the First Amendment. All Conservative politicians love that First Amendment like a nerd…

Insurrection Part Two

By David Glenn Cox The former President of the United States, the con artist formerly known as Trump has taken to a new title. Henceforth, he shall be known as…

To Pimp a Criminal

By David Glenn Cox In the epic novel, “To Kill a Mockingbird” Atticus Finch, is a White Southern lawyer tasked with defending an innocent Black man in the Jim Crow…

The Sixth Floor Window

By David Glenn Cox I lament the death of shame and the notion of the disgraced politician. Politicians have lost jobs and elections for hiring an undocumented worker to take…

It’s Conspiracy Bubba

By David Glenn Cox I told Bubba to run, but he wouldn’t listen. I tried to warn him about those FBI boys, being good and all. Not 007 good, but…

Some People Need a Weatherman

By David Glenn Cox Bob Dylan famously explained, “You don’t need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows.” Horned Buffalo robe guy suspected in the January 6th Capitol…

Only Lead to Aggravation

By David Glenn Cox I am approaching the end of my business career, and I can’t wait to end it. Modern American business has become moribund with rules made somewhere…

Dear Elon Musk,

By David Glenn Cox It has come to my attention that you are very clever in the field of space related matters. I know that you are busy what with…

That Smell

By David Glenn Cox I get up every morning and immediately go online to see if the missiles are on the way or if Trump is dancing naked on the…

Your Beautiful Life

By David Glenn Cox I guess, the best way to head off potential violence is to over prepare. Put up tall intimidating fences and call in lots of troops. Announce,…

Questions You Never Asked

By David Glenn Cox Take a picture of a moment in time, listen to it reverberate and echo. Watch the ripples reach the shore, something to tell the grand kids…

AKA Plan B.

By David Glenn Cox Nancy Pelosi has given Mike Pence 24 hours to invoke the 25th Amendment or she promises to impeach. Meaning, “This is your last chance! I really…