There is No More Normal
By David Glenn Cox History will remember this time, like Europe immediately before World War One. Set together with pacts and treaties that were perfunctory and obligatory. Like nuclear weapons…
The Bastille Line
By David Glenn Cox We have all heard the expression, “Lite a fire under him.” I was watching a silent film made before World War One and in it Buster…
Down to Zero
By David Glenn Cox It has become a piece of absurdist performance art. Devin Nunes gets mooed out of court because his claims were non-dairy non-sense. As the President of…
Call for Barabbas
By David Glenn Cox I remember Egyptian President Anwar Sadat once saying Saudi Arabia was ready to fight Israel down to the last Egyptian. It’s all about skin in the…
The Official Spokesperson for Angry White America
By David Glenn Cox Laughter is about the only way to have fun without any real effort. Just sit on the beach and watch it roll in wave after wave.…
Kamikaze High
By David Glenn Cox The picture above has gone viral, it is from Paulding County Georgia. Its schools open by mandate it’s students subject to suspension and expulsion for failure…
The Man Who Broke the United States
By David Glenn Cox In their rush to open schools, they forgot something. In their rush to open the economy, they forgot something. If the Trump Administration has taught us…
A Coup d’état of the Ballot Box
By David Glenn Cox Maybe you haven’t noticed but the Cheeto likes to brag. Science has a name for it, but it eludes me. It is a term for stupid…
A New Kind of Ugly
By David Glenn Cox Donny likes playing with his plastic soldiers. The little toy President playing with his little toy army men. Pretending to be tough guys taunting the tiger…
Let Them Eat Cake
By David Glenn Cox And then one day the old world ended and a new one began. A world few will understand as everything we knew to be true is…
Ring Around the Rosie
By David Glenn Cox There can be no other conclusion but that a Dark Age is upon us. The name Donald Trump defines that. The worlds always had stupid people…
The Only Thing We Have to Fear
By David Glenn Cox When Ronny Ray gun ran for President the first time when he still knew what day it was, America was going through tough economic times. Their…
Why Republicans Hate You
By David Glenn Cox I guess it all boils down to how you look at the world and how you were raised. But there is something pathological and red blooded…
The Trump Rebellion
By David Glenn Cox On January 20,2021, the United States will swear in a new President. The current chief executive has on several occasions made references implying maybe he might…
Do as I Say Not What I Told You to Do
By David Glenn Cox Just looking out the window, you can’t tell. Driving around, people are shopping and buying gas and everything appears to be normal. Except the schools are…
Trumpy Got Lucky
By David Glenn Cox Sometimes Trumpy gets lucky the old even a blind nut finds a squirrel routine. Trumpy has officially cancelled the Jerk off in Jacksonville. His second glamour…
All Alone Together
By David Glenn Cox It wasn’t too long ago the murder of George Floyd awoke the anger of the public. The Minneapolis police with swat teams’ chemical weapons, firearms and…
The Fall of a Dictator
By David Glenn Cox We have the cognitive test we have the disastrous interview on Faux News. The orange dictator tells Americans wearing a mask is patriotic two days after…
Bees Won’t Sting Idiots
By David Glenn Cox You can almost hear the side show calliope playing a festive tune as the barker shouts, “See the world’s most amazing man! Watch as he drinks…
This Means You
By David Glenn Cox “Naturally, it is not to be thought that all conditions for revolution are going to be created through the impulse given to them by guerrilla activity.…
Trump the Terrible
By David Glenn Cox I wonder what history will call these times. We’ve had Dark Ages and Napoleonic eras before. After the American Civil War, we had Reconstruction. After the…
Open the Pod Door Hal
By David Glenn Cox Gather round children Grand pa Dirt is going to tell you all about “the good old days.” Teradactles circled overhead lazily as we walked the twenty-five…
Harvey
By David Glenn Cox If we start from the premise that more testing means more cases. And then subvert the collection of information regarding the number of cases. Well, then…
My Pitchfork is on Backorder
By David Glenn Cox It is hard to fathom sometimes a Fulgencio Batista in the White House. It’s easy to understand the actual fact but hard to wrap your head…
President Akhenaten
By David Glenn Cox Take a moment and sit quietly to clear your head. Meditate and reflect upon what it must be like to work at the White House under…
American Genocide
By David Glenn Cox It is a sad time to be an American and that is really all there is to be said. The shenanigans in the big White Out…
The Last President
By David Glenn Cox I practice a strange kind of patriotism. Go ahead burn the flag if you like. It won’t bother me it is only pieces of colored cloth…
Plantation Society
By David Glenn Cox I get tired of reading about the antics of Donald J. Trump. I also get tired of writing about the antics of Donald J. Trump. It’s…
Damn You Rod Serling
By David Glenn Cox Kudo’s to Mary Trump and to the publishing industry in general. Who’d a thunk it? Three and half-years into the Presidency of Hurricane Katrina and you…
A World of Suck
By David Glenn Cox I have mentioned Wall Street hilarity before but yesterday took the cake. Ostensibly stockbrokers and Wall Street analysts are considered to be these button-down three-piece suit…
Insulting your Intelligence
By David Glenn Cox I guess the largest failing in our for-profit health care system is the profit. It works pretty well unless you have say a pandemic. It works…
Damn Beau Bridges Full Speed Ahead!
By David Glenn Cox I am not too proud to admit when I am wrong, and I was wrong. We might not have a Christmas tree but by god, we’ve…
I Know What You Did Last Night
By David Glenn Cox If you were to get into a submersible and dive to the bottom of deepest part of the ocean you would never see anything lower or…
I’ll Drink to That!
By David Glenn Cox There is something subdued about a Fourth of July without fireworks like Christmas without a tree. But there is a full moon out tonight – “Hello…
Between Lee Harvey Oswald and Herpes
By David Glenn Cox There is a cliché scene in movies and television where a car goes off the cliff tumbling end over end down the mountain side coming to…
War of the Worlds
By David Glenn Cox Damn, another pandemic in the offing and Republicans were just getting used to this one. Dr. Faucci says a new swine flu virus similar to the…
A Jiffy Pop Disaster
By David Glenn Cox I saw a Facebook meme yesterday, in it a large paper wasp nest is hanging from a tree with the caption “2020 piñata.” More true than…
Jesus Loves us Best
By David Glen Cox The fourth of July will soon be upon us that day of national patriotism fireworks and alcohol to celebrate our founding as a nation. I’ve always…
Viva Las Vegas
By David Glenn Cox Tyranny generally fails because of its insular nature. Orders come from on high and on your reaction to them hangs your existence. Joe Stalin said, “You…
There’s Never a Meteor Around when You Need One
By David Glenn Cox The dinosaurs had it too easy, I think. Minding their own business and tending to their dinosaur ways when Blamo! Fire and smoke, burning brontosaurus. Then…
The Trump Committee of Donald Trump
By David Glenn Cox Back oh so long ago, back before the world stumbled Donald Trump had made the comment that others in his administration wanted to ignore the corona…
It’s Just Me Mr. Zuckerberg
By David Glenn Cox Facebook wants to know who I am and won’t let me advertise with them until I identify myself. Once again this is all Trump’s fault with…
Living In America
By David Glenn Cox As centuries go, the Twenty-first leaves me cold. Nine eleven and the stupid wars. The Program for a new American Century, pseudo-intellectuals stroking their beards and…
Once the Future Runs Out
By David Glenn Cox Atlanta police are suffering with cases of the blue flu AKA blue privilege over the cities firing and bringing murder charges against the two officers involved…
Shattered
By David Glenn Cox After the disastrous Bay of Pigs invasion President Kennedy famously said, “Success has many fathers failure is an orphan.” Harry Truman said, “The buck stops here.”…
The Sun Also Shines
By David Glenn Cox Kudos to the Tic tok users who scarfed up all the tickets to Grand pa Donny’s Amazing Juneteenth Adventure. You should all get life saving metals…
The Mirror Never Lies
By David Glenn Cox A recent Newsweek article says, “Most Americans say this the lowest point in U.S. History in Living Memory” I almost hate to say this but stick…
The Roadmap to Cruelty
By David Glenn Cox Well, Grandpa Donny had a bad day. You do realize that if Grandpa Donny wasn’t already in a building with security and a tall fence around…
Pass Me that Sombrero it’s Time to Dance!
By David Glenn Cox Well, it’s all out there now like a broken grocery bag on a kitchen floor. The orange one says Bolton is both lying and spreading national…
The Orange The White and The Yellow
By David Glenn Cox Dateline Washington: President Trump today threatened legal action against his former National Security Advisor John Bolton. Paging Michael Cohen, paging Michael Cohen! It is so hard…
