Some People Need a Weatherman
By David Glenn Cox Bob Dylan famously explained, “You don’t need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows.” Horned Buffalo robe guy suspected in the January 6th Capitol…
Attempting to Make the Hit
By David Glenn Cox I think I caught the new President in a lie. Joe Biden told us that the con artist formerly known as Trump had left him a…
Senate Select Committee on Volcanoes
By David Glenn Cox There is a plot afoot being hatched by Senate Republicans. Mitch McConnell was watching Frankenstein on the late, late movie the other night, when the idea…
Only Lead to Aggravation
By David Glenn Cox I am approaching the end of my business career, and I can’t wait to end it. Modern American business has become moribund with rules made somewhere…
Con Man Hall of Fame Caliber
By David Glenn Cox Tis the day we’ve all been waiting for. Just like Christmas only reversed. We don’t want to see the fat man arrive; we want to see…
Nothing Left but Organ Grinder Music
By David Glenn Cox I was eating lunch watching CNN when they said, “Coming up next, a retrospective of the last four years of the Trump Administration.” I dove for…
Dear Elon Musk,
By David Glenn Cox It has come to my attention that you are very clever in the field of space related matters. I know that you are busy what with…
Due to Technical Difficulties
By David Glenn Cox Standard operating procedure for a Republican in the teeth of a scandal is to remain defiant. Blame someone else and accuse the media of blowing the…
That Smell
By David Glenn Cox I get up every morning and immediately go online to see if the missiles are on the way or if Trump is dancing naked on the…
Your Beautiful Life
By David Glenn Cox I guess, the best way to head off potential violence is to over prepare. Put up tall intimidating fences and call in lots of troops. Announce,…
Jose’ Espargo, Coffee Merchant from Belize.
By David Glenn Cox I saw a cartoon once; this guy was being audited by an IRS agent and sits nervously in his chair. The caption read; “My advice sir?…
Questions You Never Asked
By David Glenn Cox Take a picture of a moment in time, listen to it reverberate and echo. Watch the ripples reach the shore, something to tell the grand kids…
Hitch Hiking Back to Joplin
By David Glenn Cox I told them to run but would they listen? I told them corporate America was going to abandon them and despise them like a pile of…
AKA Plan B.
By David Glenn Cox Nancy Pelosi has given Mike Pence 24 hours to invoke the 25th Amendment or she promises to impeach. Meaning, “This is your last chance! I really…
Last Days at the Fuhrer Bunker
By David Glenn Cox After the storm comes the reckoning, Josh Hawley has gone from Presidential timber to candidate most likely to be burned at the stake. His partner Stan…
Last One to Argentina is It!
By David Glenn Cox Donald Trumpy must resign from office or be removed from it by legal means. The orange abomination incited a mob to violence in hopes of overturning…
If it Comes to a Vote
By David Glenn Cox Donald Trump gave us his, “Please don’t throw me out of office” speech yesterday. Read robotically from a teleprompter; Trumpy was trying to quell threats of…
“TILT!”
By David Glenn Cox I watched Trumpy’s speech to the mob on You Tube, because the networks were referencing the speech without airing it. After watching the speech, I understood…
Bring out the Flies!
By David Glenn Cox If the numbers hold in Georgia, the Democrats have taken control of the Senate. It means among other things that at any moment Donald Trumpy will…
We Aren’t Really Raping Democracy
By David Glenn Cox Now they’ve done it. It is all fun and games until someone gets hurt and someone is about to get hurt. 170 CEO’s from Corporate America…
Naked in the Kingdom of Fleas
By David Glenn Cox Abraham Lincoln’s Emancipation Proclamation really didn’t free the slaves. It only freed the slaves in areas under rebellion. For the slaves in Kentucky and Tennessee under…
The Trump State of Moronica
By David Glenn Cox There is a part of me that would like to stop the Republicans from their mass suicide. A part of me wants to watch, and a…
I am Pretty Certain the Internet isn’t a Fad
By David Glenn Cox The holidays are officially over and put to bed. Now on to the main event that of separating Donald Trump from the levers of power. A…
Where’s My Check Dude?
By David Glenn Cox Congratulations on your survival of the year 2020. Congratulations on your survival of four years of Donald Trumpy. The Trumpster had a big New Year’s bash…
Frozen in the Ice
By David Glenn Cox I guess the hardest part about being a Republican is the guilt in knowing that you sold your soul so cheaply, and it wasn’t worth the…
Escape Goat
By David Glenn Cox Donald Trump has never given two hoots in hell about his reputation or his legacy. Fellow Republicans tried to warn him after the election that he…
A Woman of Stature
By David Glenn Cox Donald, is not fair. You here four years tweet this and tweet that! When do I get chance to tweet? “Well Malaria, this is a very…
The Facebook Road
By David Glenn Cox One hundred years ago, Henry Ford was one of the most admired man in America. He was a Horatio Alger story; local farm boy makes good.…
Mum’s the Word
By David Glenn Cox Our Medieval ancestors would be horrified, sure you’ve got the flush toilet, but you only celebrate Christmas one day! The twelve days of Christmas was a…
The Nightmare Before Christmas
By David Glenn Cox We have an expression down South, “That boy could fuck up a bread sandwich.” After months of ambivalence and foot dragging the orange abomination waits until…
We Can Always Hang Him Later
By David Glenn Cox I was reading a fascinating article yesterday. In it they advocated that now is the time to hold Joe Biden’s feet to the fire and push…
Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer–Behind the Legend
He came from humble origins and parlayed a gig at a local department store into five-star publicity history. Tonight, we go undercover to look behind the scenes for the real…
Trumpsky – Flynnsky – Turkey – Russia
By David Glenn Cox It is clear to even the blind that the Russians have their hooks buried so deep in Donald Trump that when Malaria says goodnight Putin answers,…
It’s Not just Democracy they Despise
By David Glenn Cox Poor, poor cowboy Mitch. Trying to lasso support from the crazy corral. “Come on everybody we have to support a stimulus package to help poor Sonny…
Norma Desmond or Mutant Mussolini?
By David Glenn Cox Years ago, I attended a local stock car track on weekends. Before the preliminaries they had a feature called, “Run what you brung.” Your car one…
The Very Soul of Treason
By David Glenn Cox Way back in time it seems like years ago now when the pandemic first struck, and the economy shut down. Congress and the Administration worked together…
As Long as the Illusion Persists
By David Glenn Cox Do you know why people die without a will? They don’t think that they are going to die. Senior Citizens walking around certain the grim reaper…
What More Do You Need to Know?
By David Glenn Cox It is official again; Joe Biden is President Elect. President Elect Biden made remarks after the Electoral College count was official. It became clear to me…
The Fuhrer Bunker Boys Choir
By David Glenn Cox I said, “My, my, my mama we’re all crazy tonight!” President orange Trumpy took the news that the United States Supreme Court declined to hear his…
Sympathy for the Devil
By David Glenn Cox Representative Devin Nunez has tested positive for Corona Virus. Those wishing to send donations or sympathy cards should remember that the virus has no permanent address.…
The Correct Answer is Disaster
By David Glenn Cox They came to Washington to lobby Congress. Congress must raise the minimum wage to $15.00 an hour. Congress must put together a stimulus package right away!…
Between Limbo and the Twilight Zone
By David Glenn Cox It is unfair to say Donald Trump’s attempted coup was unsuccessful. It was successful inside the Republican Party. He has splintered and radicalized them and destroyed…
Murder at Walmart
By David Glenn Cox I was bagging my groceries at the self-check out when I saw on them on the machine opposite me. Facing me a mask less couple bagging…
“Idiocracy” The Home Version
By David Glenn Cox It was Marshall Fields who first said, “the customer is always right.” It is an obsolete philosophy in the twenty-first Century with a kill or be…
You Know That Thing in November
By David Glenn Cox One of my favorite Monty Python scenes is where a man has been sentenced to be stoned to death for speaking the name of Jehovah. The…
Can We Speak to Your Supervisor?
By David Glenn Cox Just in time for holidays its, Donald Trump in “Home Alone!” The wacky story of an erstwhile billionaire left all alone in a big White House…
“Drink Up, Its a Two for One Happy Hour!”
By David Glenn Cox It’s a play at the plate, here comes the throw. Will she quit? Will he get fired? A cloud of dust and…Rudy’s Giuliani back, and he’s…
“If you can burn down a building you can certainly go to a Christmas party!”
By David Glenn Cox At its roots a cult is an obsession. If you need to live with seventy-two house cats to feel fulfilled no one asks, “Well, isn’t that…
A Very Trumpy Christmas
By David Glenn Cox Like a bad science fiction movie, it’s all starting to crack up. Trump world is “On the Beach” and now sees its own imminent extinction. For…
Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer–Behind the Legend
He came from humble origins and parlayed a gig at a local department store into five-star publicity history. Tonight, we go undercover to look behind the scenes for the real…
