Forever is a Long Time
By David Glenn Cox I admit it; I’m a You Tube junkie. Truth isn’t just stranger than fiction, it’s also more entertaining. I grew up in the glory days of…
Stick with Me!
By David Glenn Cox It is a very sad turn of events. Like a sick puppy sad or vacation slides sad. And the longer it goes on the sadder it…
The Nerd in the Golden Cage
No outward signs of megalomania there. By David Glenn Cox So, there I was all set to write about Herschel’s “I live in Texas” remark. I’m really very disappointed by…
UmpDay UmpTray!
By David Glenn Cox There’s always that one person isn’t there? That one person who doesn’t get the memo or worse still. Get’s the memo but misunderstands the message. Casual…
Monkey See, Monkey Do!
By David Glenn Cox And so today I rise, to refuse to certify the very same elections I oversaw as your County Supervisor. And even though, I helped to facilitate…
Elon’s Records & Tapes
By David Glenn Cox Everybody loves to see the big shot take a crème pie in the face or to otherwise be humbled. It’s the secret of slapstick comedy. The…
Don’t You Own a Camera?
By David Glenn Cox I’m going to tell you a story about one of my favorite subjects, me. But it is also a story about success and failure. About how…
It’s the Final Meltdown!
By David Glenn Cox Welcome to the holiday season ready or not. Thanksgiving is the first day Walmart gets to check their parking lot for abandoned vehicles. But I dislike…
Just You Wait!
By David Glenn Cox Kevin McCarthy wants Joe Biden to FIRE Alejandro Mayorkas immediately as head of The Department of Homeland Security. And if, he doesn’t do it and do…
The Yankees are Comin!
By David Glenn Cox They are a biproduct of their own success. The dark back side of that prosperity thing. Many years ago, after escaping Montgomery, Alabama, in a rented…
Straight to Hell! Or (Bye Daddy!)
By David Glenn Cox It made me laugh in a way that was highly inappropriate. The type of laugher that makes one question oneself. I consider myself to be a…
To Trade it All
By David Glenn Cox Many years ago, as I was cutting the grass. The neighbor’s dog ran past me headed for the main road. A big auburn Afghan hound. Beautiful…
Not a Chance
By David Glenn Cox She’s back! Kari Lake is back and she’s mad as hell and she’s not going to take it anymore. She wants a recount! And she’s hired…
High Crimes and Bad Men
By David Glenn Cox Damn it! I wanted to write about Kari Lake. Now, I have to give that up for a dull old piece on Mike Pence. A Kari…
The Only Ballgame Left in Town
By David Glenn Cox Well, he’s done it now. In fact, he’s done, done it now. And I was completely WRONG! I had said he was bluffing, faking us all…
In Case You Missed It
By David Glenn Cox It’s Saturday Night in Crazy Town, can I buy you a drink? Like watching the kindergarteners organizing the class Christmas Play. Timmy says, “he doesn’t want…
Mirror, Mirror on the Wall
By David Glenn Cox Well, it won’t be long now. Kari Lake is trailing Katie Hobbs by 26,000 votes in the race for Arizona Governor. With only 160,000 votes left…
The Tonya Harding Method
By David Glenn Cox “Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other.” – Mark Twain Maybe you were here yesterday when I was…
Tales of Brave Ulysses
By David Glenn Cox It’s astounding and stupendous, like finding new tools in your Swiss Army knife with even more features than you ever dreamt about. Brace yourself and take…
Seen Any Funny Cat Photos Lately?
By David Glenn Cox Somedays this could be difficult, but not today. Meta announces layoffs amounting to 13% of the staff. Anyone out there surprised? (Elon! Pay attention) I’ve always…
Why Can’t Johnny Republican?
By David Glenn Cox Well, everybody seems to be satisfied, except for me. I expected more, I expected voter retribution on vast and grand scale. Desk drawers emptied out on…
A Good Idea at the Time
They’re your friends and it was their idea to take those other people’s rights away in the first place. That right was so wrong, that’s too much freedom for some people and they can’t be trusted with it!
Old Charlie Stole the Handle
By David Glenn Cox I would never buy a lottery ticket for a $1.9 billion dollar lottery. You might win, then what? My life is small and quiet and financially…
IT IS NOT TRUE!
By David Glenn Cox Okay, I hope I don’t get into trouble for this. Carroll Shelby liked to throw bolts and lug nuts into his opponent’s pits. To make them…
The Grift that Keeps on Grifting
By David Glenn Cox I was so giddy this morning; I just wanted to power up the Toshiba and write “Thank You!” 300 times and call it a day. Yippee!…
Deep-Sea Moron Fishing
By David Glenn Cox The TV battle is horrendous, Mark Kelly is either the anti-Christ or the second coming. People overdosing in the streets as masses of violent migrants storm…
Ice Station Zebra
By David Glenn Cox About two months ago, not that it Meta’s. I was charged and jailed with violating Facebook’s code of Community Standards. A friend of mine, we went…
Cheering Thoughts
By David Glenn Cox I was stopped for a light in traffic. In front of me was a trailer pulling a desert rail. A dune buggy sort of thing only…
On to Musklandia!
By David Glenn Cox It was over a hundred years ago, a hundred and two to be exact. Henry Ford was declared to be among the greatest humans ever to…
The Day of the Dead
By David Glenn Cox It is all Hallows eve, and the dark time is near upon us. The time of year when the dark overpowers the light. And the spirits…
The Great Pumpkin…
Picture: King Features Syndicate By David Glenn Cox This is a crazy business and if it weren’t for an emotional addiction and lack of general good sense, I’d put it…
There’s No Line at the Mechanical Bull
. By David Glenn Cox As a public service, we bring you yet another chapter in our continuing focus on the end of Republican days. Roger Stone says, if little…
At the End of the Road
By David Glenn Cox Intercepted Russian Phone Call: “Don’t you have any tanks?” Yes, two. One doesn’t shoot, and the other doesn’t run. It’s hard to believe the Russians have…
On Your Way to the Windshield
By David Glenn Cox Fascism requires an enemy. It doesn’t work without a lacky or a whipping boy. Some group of people, not too large of course. But large enough,…
Strike Two!
By David Glenn Cox Oh boy, are the headlines ever full of Clearance Thomas. Whoops, he did it again. After a Federal Judge ruled against Lindsey Graham, Graham appealed. A…
The Right to Punk Republicans
By David Glenn Cox Maria Butina is important as just one more Moscow tentacle. The Moscow Motahari began (All by herself, I’m sure.) “The Right to Bear Arms” in Russia.…
You’re Going to Out Smart Us Again
By David Glenn Cox Millions and millions of snow crabs are missing. If you took them, this is your last chance to put them back before we get the cops…
The Only Thing He Ever Really Loved
By David Glenn Cox What would you do to be President of the United States? It doesn’t have to be President really, what would you do to make your dreams…
That Cage Doesn’t Mean We’re Getting a Dog
By David Glenn Cox In this episode of taking Wille in hand; we discuss the perils of masturbation while at work. The do’s and do not do’s of getting it…
The Snore of the Ring
By David Glenn Cox It takes more courage than I could ever muster. Tackling a modern masterpiece and setting out to make a few slight improvements, along the way. It…
Sail on to Obscuria
By David Glenn Cox I’m going to have to disagree with the January 6th Committee here, calling for Donald Trump to testify. First, what do you think that will accomplish?…
Winston Smith Reporting
By David Glenn Cox I call it the myth of “Liberal” media, that any corporate entity has any beliefs whatsoever below their bottom line. They identify a market and tailor…
Enticing The Flames
By David Glenn Cox It is a strange world after all, odd and peculiar in many ways. Like someone’s puttin us on. Like it’s all a big joke and you’ll…
Will Do Them No Good
By David Glenn Cox And now for the Coup de gras, Donald Trump knew he’d lost the election all along. He was just greening us to cover up his own…
Just Those Little Details
By David Glenn Cox Many, many years ago they made a motion picture with Dustin Hoffman, as a boy adopted into a Native American tribe. They named him Little Big…
Why it Matters
By David Glenn Cox It reminds me of how in a boxing match, how a boxer is knocked down and never quite fully recovers. You can tell sometimes, that whatever…
Extra, Extra Read All About It!
By David Glenn Cox And so, it’s come to this, phony newspapers. A tactic first pioneered by the Jehovah’s Witnesses. Only this time instead of door-to-door delivery, they put them…
That Same Old Something New
By David Glenn Cox “I read the news today, oh boy.” About a lucky rapper who had made the grade. I’ve never intentionally heard any of Kanye West’s music. So,…
Hard to Explain
By David Glenn Cox It is a difficult relationship to understand. Sometimes, I’m not sure that I understand it myself. I guess it’s like having an alcoholic Uncle. You want…
Gutenberg’s Complaint
By David Glenn Cox April 15, 1912, marks the day when disaster finally made the big time. As the Titanic sank, young David Sarnoff along with others used radio to…
Hello, I Must Be Going!
By David Glenn Cox The children of Hamlin awake, suddenly the Pied Pipers not playing the same tune. Somehow, it doesn’t sound the same. Then as if from a dream…
This Carbon Based Life 