Secret Agent Godzilla
By David Glenn Cox The three-day CPAC “Me” show is over in Orlando. The peacocks and stink chickens have paraded their plumage and successfully escaped the conference and Florida, without…
Watch Me Goose Step Daddy!
By David Glenn Cox I had wondered how long it would take orange Trumpy to figure it out, about three weeks by my reckoning. In every divorce, somebody gets the…
Allow Yourself to be Punked
By David Glenn Cox I’ve watched enough prison movies to know that when a new guy reaches general population someone is going to be out to test them. Already the…
The Golden Ass and the Church of the Self-Entitled
By David Glenn Cox While some have pointed to the poor optics of having a golden statue of Trump at the front door of CPAC convention. A statute of a…
But you have to Admit, Don Jr. Looks Pretty Good Next to the Japanese Guy from Venus
By David Glenn Cox According to Forrest Gump’s Mama, “Stupid is as stupid does.” This week stupid does Orlando! The annual CPAC (Conservative People Acting Crazy) conference is in town.…
Just Because There are No Watch Towers
Republican Senator and would-be Fascist dictator, Josh Hawley bragged that he voted against every single Biden Cabinet nominee. The Senate’s role in confirming nominations is to prevent a cabal of…
That’s Just in There for Legal Reasons
By David Glenn Cox You can take what I know about the Texas energy market and put it in the thimble. I know little about the energy market, but I…
A Racist Party
By David Glenn Cox The old adage goes, not everyone in the Republican Party is in the Ku Klux Klan. But everyone in the Ku Klux Klan is a Republican.…
Suckers and Sock Puppets for President Used to Be
BY David Glenn Cox It was a few years back, they were planning a reunion of the original cast of Saturday Night Live. The surviving cast members were all amenable,…
The Truth About Them
By David Glenn Cox I think one of my most stressful adventures involved an employer wanting news copy now in a world that refused to cooperate. This was a Liberal…
What’s the Worst, that Could Happen?
By David Glenn Cox Gaff, thy name is Ted Cruz. Better dead than Ted and if you didn’t hate him enough already. He took the kids to Mexico and left…
When Curly is Out Front
By David Glenn Cox It is a truism that art imitates life. There is an episode of The Simpsons where Springfield Mayor, Diamond Joe Quimby is addressing the citizens about…
Better an Idiot with an Idea
By David Glenn Cox It is a tough time to be a Republican, even the wind is against them and the feeling is mutual. Ever since Faux News lost its…
The Orange Bull
By David Glenn Cox The question always confounds us, what to get the man or women with everything? After you have the big gaudy house stocked with golden toilets and…
Those are Pretty Much Kryptonite
By David Glenn Cox I cannot think of any historical parallels, there was that episode of Star Trek where the Enterprise went to that recreation planet and the crew began…
Nothing to Do but Golf, Marlana, and Cheeseburgers
By David Glenn Cox Senate Democrats hope to ban the former orange President from seeking re-election in 2024. I understand the desire to drive that wooden stake into the heart…
Take it up the Ying Yang
By David Glenn Cox I know that it appears that in the face of crime and corruption, the Senate of the United States acquitted the most guilty President in U.S.…
Teach Your Children
By David Glenn Cox I remember Richard Nixon waving from the door of the helicopter. I was thinking to myself that the system had worked. The President of the United…
Then Come the Apologists
By David Glenn Cox God help me if I ever get so hard up for money or prestige that I sell my soul, sell it that cheap anyway. To pathetically,…
The Orange Badge of Cowardice
By David Glenn Cox It would appear, that if you were ever to find yourself in serious legal trouble and in need of an attorney. Ask which way they voted…
Put Your Money Where Your Gerker Is!
By David Glenn Cox This subject has been bothering me for a while now. I’m hesitant to write about it for reasons which will become all too apparent. It is…
Tokyo will Understand
By David Glenn Cox Today begins round one trial two, take one. The second Trump impeachment trial. Never has an American President faced such serious charges or more deservedly so.…
The Word from Delphi
By David Glenn Cox In a recent poll 56% of Americans said Donald Trump should be convicted at his impeachment trial and banned from ever holding public office again. By…
It’s Island Shopping Time!
By David Glenn Cox The Trump legal team is working on a novel legal strategy based on the First Amendment. All Conservative politicians love that First Amendment like a nerd…
Insurrection Part Two
By David Glenn Cox The former President of the United States, the con artist formerly known as Trump has taken to a new title. Henceforth, he shall be known as…
The Straw man Rides a Red Herring
By David Glenn Cox Oh, how I miss the 1960’s and hope for another such decade real soon. I was on You Tube and there was a thirty-minute video of…
Marjorie? Would You Like the Floor?
By David Glenn Cox The Republican Party has voted to run for reelection 2022 without the aid of campaign contributions. Q has told them they won’t need campaign contributors anymore…
The Devil Cries, “More!”
By David Glenn Cox It’s fun to write about Ted Cruz, he has that sad sack Homer Simpson quality about him. A sort of inbuilt Buster Keaton pie in the…
Eat Your Boogers and Shut Up Ted
By David Glenn Cox I think the worst part about White Privilege is the whining. Like a bearing overheating and going bad, you know what is happening, but you can’t…
Heed Not the Horned Head Dressed Idiot
By David Glenn Cox There is a reason the Republican Party is the Party of extremism outside of Donald Trumpy. Trumpy can be explained by the extremism, because he was…
To Pimp a Criminal
By David Glenn Cox In the epic novel, “To Kill a Mockingbird” Atticus Finch, is a White Southern lawyer tasked with defending an innocent Black man in the Jim Crow…
The Sixth Floor Window
By David Glenn Cox I lament the death of shame and the notion of the disgraced politician. Politicians have lost jobs and elections for hiring an undocumented worker to take…
I’m Here Collecting for the Republican Party
By David Glenn Cox Another day, another Road Runner Republican cartoon. Comedian and part-time invertebrate Marjorie Taylor Green identifies the cause of California wildfires as a Jewish space-based laser system.…
It’s Conspiracy Bubba
By David Glenn Cox I told Bubba to run, but he wouldn’t listen. I tried to warn him about those FBI boys, being good and all. Not 007 good, but…
Republicans: To Sign Own Death Warrant
By David Glenn Cox I have a very simple question for my Republican friends. Why did Gerald Ford at great political cost to himself, pardon Richard Nixon? Nixon was a…
Amnesia for a Better America!
By David Glenn Cox I think it was Forrest Gump who said, “weasel is as weasel does.” I mention Mr. Gump because when I think about the corner the Republicans…
Some People Need a Weatherman
By David Glenn Cox Bob Dylan famously explained, “You don’t need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows.” Horned Buffalo robe guy suspected in the January 6th Capitol…
Attempting to Make the Hit
By David Glenn Cox I think I caught the new President in a lie. Joe Biden told us that the con artist formerly known as Trump had left him a…
Senate Select Committee on Volcanoes
By David Glenn Cox There is a plot afoot being hatched by Senate Republicans. Mitch McConnell was watching Frankenstein on the late, late movie the other night, when the idea…
Only Lead to Aggravation
By David Glenn Cox I am approaching the end of my business career, and I can’t wait to end it. Modern American business has become moribund with rules made somewhere…
Con Man Hall of Fame Caliber
By David Glenn Cox Tis the day we’ve all been waiting for. Just like Christmas only reversed. We don’t want to see the fat man arrive; we want to see…
Nothing Left but Organ Grinder Music
By David Glenn Cox I was eating lunch watching CNN when they said, “Coming up next, a retrospective of the last four years of the Trump Administration.” I dove for…
Dear Elon Musk,
By David Glenn Cox It has come to my attention that you are very clever in the field of space related matters. I know that you are busy what with…
Due to Technical Difficulties
By David Glenn Cox Standard operating procedure for a Republican in the teeth of a scandal is to remain defiant. Blame someone else and accuse the media of blowing the…
That Smell
By David Glenn Cox I get up every morning and immediately go online to see if the missiles are on the way or if Trump is dancing naked on the…
Your Beautiful Life
By David Glenn Cox I guess, the best way to head off potential violence is to over prepare. Put up tall intimidating fences and call in lots of troops. Announce,…
Jose’ Espargo, Coffee Merchant from Belize.
By David Glenn Cox I saw a cartoon once; this guy was being audited by an IRS agent and sits nervously in his chair. The caption read; “My advice sir?…
Questions You Never Asked
By David Glenn Cox Take a picture of a moment in time, listen to it reverberate and echo. Watch the ripples reach the shore, something to tell the grand kids…
Hitch Hiking Back to Joplin
By David Glenn Cox I told them to run but would they listen? I told them corporate America was going to abandon them and despise them like a pile of…
AKA Plan B.
By David Glenn Cox Nancy Pelosi has given Mike Pence 24 hours to invoke the 25th Amendment or she promises to impeach. Meaning, “This is your last chance! I really…
