Tonight, We Bomb Wookie Land!
By David Glenn Cox The orange pot wants the Army kettle tried for treason. Revelations from the new Bob Woodward book say, that General Milley, Twump’s chosen man. Warned the…
They Are All Waiting for You!
By David Glenn Cox Any idiot can start an insurgency. Now with that broad general statement, let me point out that Donald Twump isn’t just any idiot. His movement was…
And also, in the News
By David Glenn Cox It was just a rookie mistake, sad but not unexpected. I imagine it can be exhilarating running for governor in a California recall election. People running…
Joe Biden Ate Her Homework
Or (Shoes for Industry!) By David Glenn Cox For best results: Read in a crying nasal whine. with the image of a baby squirting out tears rapidly from the tear…
American Graffiti is Over
By David Glenn Cox It’s always fun to be right! Please allow me a small victory lap as it happens so rarely. So, I said, “One of these days, one…
Faux Snooze Ooze
By David Glenn Cox As a sort of general rule, I don’t watch Faux Snooze. I wouldn’t have the station on my TV and would block it if it came…
And Stop Acting Like a Baby!
By David Glenn Cox Groucho Marx once said, “The world would be a better place if the parents had to eat the spinach.” A thought never more true than today.…
I Can Hear Them Laughing from Here
By David Glenn Cox So, the other day at the White House there was this big, closed-door meeting in the oval office. Jan Psaki passed Joe a burning fatty. Joe…
Upwards of a Thousand Lies
By David Glenn Cox The band “Kansas” once asked, “How long, to the point of no return?” In the race to the bottom, our leader board shows Gregg “Bud” Abbott…
Backwardstan
By David Glenn Cox Somebody down at Republican headquarters has screwed up bigtime. Remember that game we played as kids on long car trips called, “I’m not touching you.” Hold…
The Real History of Labor Day
By David Glenn Cox The revolution will not be televised because it is already being televised. As we approach yet another Labor Day, the beleaguered and beguiled will not hear…
Fool Me Twice
By David Glenn Cox And so, it is all a part of the game. To have others go out in public and speculate on what you might do in the…
A Political Message After All
By David Glenn Cox They made me do it; I didn’t want to, but I had little choice. The only flaming news stories today are the competitive clown circuit contest…
Life Begins at Deception
By David Glenn Cox The genius of George Washington was that he never allowed his army to be trapped. George never walked in without looking for a way out first.…
Help Us Obi Wan, Help Us!
By David Glenn Cox We had a standing joke when I lived in Atlanta. If you went down to the Department of Motor Vehicles and took your written test and…
The Sword of Damocles
By David Glenn Cox How bad is it, you ask? Oh, it is bad. How bad? Real bad! Generally, it is a considered a breach of House etiquette and decorum to…
The Last Gasps
By David Glenn Cox John Steinbeck wrote, “it’s so much darker when a light goes out than it would have been if it had never shone.” When the US shot…
Hee Haw Fan Club Reunion
By David Glenn Cox I get tired of fear-based journalism. I get it, but I tire of it. Never before in the history of humankind has there been more to…
My Mother Did
By David Glenn Cox I’ve been accused of being an optimist. Damn near an insult to my cynical nature. But I don’t mind, I don’t think of myself that way,…
So What?
By David Glenn Cox It was their bread and butter and their mead too. The hand of American quasi-Judeo-Christian religious heritage, held up over the head of the candidate deemed…
The Sea of Tranquility
By David Glenn Cox Historians, futurists, writers, and others in the affiliated trades, have been predicting the end of the world since the invention of the crossbow. There are three…
I Want to Be President God Damn it!
By David Glenn Cox “I used to be a King, then everything around me turned to dust.” Originally, from a Graham Nash tune. Of late, sung by Florida Governor Ron…
The Subterranean Sub-culture of Non-believers (except the Bible) Skeptics and Non-Expert, Experts
By David Glenn Cox It was expected that final approval for the Covid vaccine, might sway some of the indigenously ignorant into getting vaccinated. Smokers, the obese and McDonald’s customers,…
Somewhere in America
By David Glenn Cox When in doubt, lie. When uncertain, embellish. When lost, pull it out of your butt! (Sign alleged to be hanging in the Faux News break room.)…
Mission Accomplished
By David Glenn Cox I feel like “they” should have known. The mythical “they” any sub-set not including myself, where I can question without accusation. The Black Death came in…
When Reality had the Day Off
By David Glenn Cox Of all the realities, gin joints, dimensions, and dive bars in this universe, I ended up here. In a gurgling stream of non-reality, awaiting the refreshing…
He Prays for a Dead Kid
By David Glenn Cox After spending half my life in the South, I know Southern Fried Hokum when I hear it. “We must all join hands and sing of the…
Isn’t it Funny?
By David Glenn Cox I saw something this morning even more hideous than my own four A.M. reflection. I glanced at Facebook, not intending to stay long. I see this…
Time Machine
By David Glenn Cox Current events make the existence of a time machine seem unlikely. Some absent-minded professor working in his basement night and day. Spending his inheritance on the…
Chosen By Fate
By David Glenn Cox I want to take a moment to do something I’ve never done before, by offering praise to the Trump Administration. When they signed the peace agreement…
Their Way with the World
By David Glenn Cox The ruined soil cannot support the ruined structure. The ruined structure cannot support the ruined state. The ruined state cannot support the ruined people. Afghanistan is…
A Memo:
By David Glenn Cox The crowds appeared as if out of nowhere, they are all well behaved and joyous singing and chanting. The White House is surrounded by a sea…
But If We Fail
By David Glenn Cox Let’s see, how can I not write about Ron DeSantis yet again today? Covid Ronny finds himself up to his ass, and I’m sorry to say…
Deal With It
By David Glenn Cox “It’s airborne. It’s aerosolized,” he said of the delta variant. “So we just have to understand when that’s happening these waves are something you just have…
The Last Chapter
By David Glenn Cox Like a glacier sliding downhill and hitting a mountain then making a right turn or the scratchy, flickering film images of the last Confederate soldier. The…
Such a Clever Subterfuge
By David Glenn Cox Duh, what are we going to do tonight Brain? “Pinky, we’re going to take over the world!” How are we going to do that Brain? “We’re…
Soliloquy of Death
By David Glenn Cox Every morning I rise, feed my cat and make the coffee. I sit on the couch and contemplate my navel through the computer box. I hit…
Pieces of Yesterday
By David Glenn Cox Mark Twain told a story about the San Franciso earthquake. A pastor was leading the services when the first slight rumble hit the church. The preacher…
Standards of Conduct
By David Glenn Cox Shocking, just shocking, an administration filled with lies and deceit also has sticky fingers. The State Department reports “Hundreds” of items missing, many with Twump branding…
Sisyphus in a Rut
By David Glenn Cox Every day is harder, every day is uphill. Attempting to carry the big lie and all its baggage, creating only more baggage for their effort. The…
Failed State
By David Glenn Cox History is resplendent with Kings and potentates and cabbages ordering the sun to shine and the flowers to bloom. Demanding a new four engine bomber when…
Waiting for the Echo
By David Glenn Cox They have chosen their strategy and now must play out their hand. Twump chose his Covid – 19 strategy, to downplay the severity of the disease…
The Magical Fish Story Tour
By David Glenn Cox Nikki Fried, Florida Agriculture Commissioner says, the Health Department is withholding Covid -19 numbers from over the weekend by the, “Governor’s Health Department.” Only, the governor…
The Vision Thing
By David Glenn Cox In his first Inaugural address, FDR said, “where there is no vision people perish.” Vision is one of those high falluting words like faith. A word…
Short Attention Span Theater
By David Glenn Cox The more we learn only confirms what we already know. Donald Twump is a dangerous man. He’s not dangerous in Marvel comic book pantheon of supper…
“The Naked Soul of Man”
By David Glenn Cox A person who does not understand Irony will find it more often than those who do. Matt (Thank heaven for little girls.) Gaetz, is a Fascist…
It’s This or Back Under the Trailer
By David Glenn Cox I read it nearly every day, “Our Democracy is under Attack!” Our Democracy is not under attack. Our civilization is under attack, and our democracy is…
Other People with First Amendment Rights
By David Glenn Cox Shhh, the obese female is getting ready to perform her aria. Despite being endorsed by Suspect #1 and endorsed by Texas Governor, Greg Abbott. Susan Wright…
But it is Too Late for That Now
By David Glenn Cox Whether leading the charge in the imaginary border war or lending his talents as a structural engineer and dutiful mourner, Ron DeSantis is Johnny the spot.…
