Forever is a Long Time

By David Glenn Cox I admit it; I’m a You Tube junkie. Truth isn’t just stranger than fiction, it’s also more entertaining. I grew up in the glory days of…

Stick with Me!

By David Glenn Cox It is a very sad turn of events. Like a sick puppy sad or vacation slides sad. And the longer it goes on the sadder it…

The Nerd in the Golden Cage

No outward signs of megalomania there. By David Glenn Cox So, there I was all set to write about Herschel’s “I live in Texas” remark. I’m really very disappointed by…

UmpDay UmpTray!

By David Glenn Cox There’s always that one person isn’t there? That one person who doesn’t get the memo or worse still. Get’s the memo but misunderstands the message. Casual…

Monkey See, Monkey Do!

By David Glenn Cox And so today I rise, to refuse to certify the very same elections I oversaw as your County Supervisor. And even though, I helped to facilitate…

Elon’s Records & Tapes

By David Glenn Cox Everybody loves to see the big shot take a crème pie in the face or to otherwise be humbled. It’s the secret of slapstick comedy. The…

It’s the Final Meltdown!

By David Glenn Cox Welcome to the holiday season ready or not. Thanksgiving is the first day Walmart gets to check their parking lot for abandoned vehicles. But I dislike…

Just You Wait!

By David Glenn Cox Kevin McCarthy wants Joe Biden to FIRE Alejandro Mayorkas immediately as head of The Department of Homeland Security. And if,  he doesn’t do it and do…

The Yankees are Comin!

By David Glenn Cox They are a biproduct of their own success. The dark back side of that prosperity thing. Many years ago, after escaping Montgomery, Alabama, in a rented…

To Trade it All

By David Glenn Cox Many years ago, as I was cutting the grass. The neighbor’s dog ran past me headed for the main road. A big auburn Afghan hound. Beautiful…

Not a Chance

By David Glenn Cox She’s back! Kari Lake is back and she’s mad as hell and she’s not going to take it anymore. She wants a recount! And she’s hired…

In Case You Missed It

By David Glenn Cox It’s Saturday Night in Crazy Town, can I buy you a drink? Like watching the kindergarteners organizing the class Christmas Play. Timmy says, “he doesn’t want…

Mirror, Mirror on the Wall

By David Glenn Cox Well, it won’t be long now. Kari Lake is trailing Katie Hobbs by 26,000 votes in the race for Arizona Governor. With only 160,000 votes left…

The Tonya Harding Method

By David Glenn Cox “Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other.” – Mark Twain Maybe you were here yesterday when I was…

Tales of Brave Ulysses

By David Glenn Cox It’s astounding and stupendous, like finding new tools in your Swiss Army knife with even more features than you ever dreamt about. Brace yourself and take…

Seen Any Funny Cat Photos Lately?

By David Glenn Cox Somedays this could be difficult, but not today. Meta announces layoffs amounting to 13% of the staff. Anyone out there surprised? (Elon! Pay attention) I’ve always…

A Good Idea at the Time

They’re your friends and it was their idea to take those other people’s rights away in the first place. That right was so wrong, that’s too much freedom for some people and they can’t be trusted with it!

IT IS NOT TRUE!

By David Glenn Cox Okay, I hope I don’t get into  trouble for this. Carroll Shelby liked to throw bolts and lug nuts into his opponent’s pits. To make them…

Deep-Sea Moron Fishing

By David Glenn Cox The TV battle is horrendous, Mark Kelly is either the anti-Christ or the second coming. People overdosing in the streets as masses of violent migrants storm…

Ice Station Zebra

By David Glenn Cox About two months ago, not that it Meta’s. I was charged and jailed with violating Facebook’s code of Community Standards. A friend of mine, we went…

Cheering Thoughts

By David Glenn Cox I was stopped for a light in traffic. In front of me was a trailer pulling a desert rail. A dune buggy sort of thing only…

On to Musklandia!

By David Glenn Cox It was over a hundred years ago, a hundred and two to be exact. Henry Ford was declared to be among the greatest humans ever to…

The Day of the Dead

By David Glenn Cox It is all Hallows eve, and the dark time is near upon us. The time of year when the dark overpowers the light. And the spirits…

The Great Pumpkin…

Picture: King Features Syndicate By David Glenn Cox This is a crazy business and if it weren’t for an emotional addiction and lack of general good sense, I’d put it…

At the End of the Road

By David Glenn Cox Intercepted Russian Phone Call: “Don’t you have any tanks?” Yes, two. One doesn’t shoot, and the other doesn’t run. It’s hard to believe the Russians have…

Strike Two!

By David Glenn Cox Oh boy, are the headlines ever full of Clearance Thomas. Whoops, he did it again. After a Federal Judge ruled against Lindsey Graham, Graham appealed. A…

The Right to Punk Republicans

By David Glenn Cox Maria Butina is important as just one more Moscow tentacle. The Moscow Motahari began (All by herself, I’m sure.) “The Right to Bear Arms” in Russia.…

The Snore of the Ring

By David Glenn Cox It takes more courage than I could ever muster. Tackling a modern masterpiece and setting out to make a few slight improvements, along the way. It…

Sail on to Obscuria

By David Glenn Cox I’m going to have to disagree with the January 6th Committee here, calling for Donald Trump to testify. First, what do you think that will accomplish?…

Winston Smith Reporting

By David Glenn Cox I call it the myth of “Liberal” media, that any corporate entity has any beliefs whatsoever below their bottom line. They identify a market and tailor…

Enticing The Flames

By David Glenn Cox It is a strange world after all, odd and peculiar in many ways. Like someone’s puttin us on. Like it’s all a big joke and you’ll…

Will Do Them No Good

By David Glenn Cox And now for the Coup de gras, Donald Trump knew he’d lost the election all along. He was just greening us to cover up his own…

Just Those Little Details

By David Glenn Cox Many, many years ago they made a motion picture with Dustin Hoffman, as a boy adopted into a Native American tribe. They named him Little Big…

Why it Matters

By David Glenn Cox It reminds me of how in a boxing match, how a boxer is knocked down and never quite fully recovers. You can tell sometimes, that whatever…

Extra, Extra Read All About It!

By David Glenn Cox And so, it’s come to this, phony newspapers. A tactic first pioneered by the Jehovah’s Witnesses. Only this time instead of door-to-door delivery, they put them…

That Same Old Something New

By David Glenn Cox “I read the news today, oh boy.”  About a lucky rapper who had made the grade. I’ve never intentionally heard any of Kanye West’s music. So,…

Hard to Explain

By David Glenn Cox It is a difficult relationship to understand. Sometimes, I’m not sure that I understand it myself. I guess it’s like having an alcoholic Uncle. You want…

Gutenberg’s Complaint

By David Glenn Cox April 15, 1912, marks the day when disaster finally made the big time. As the Titanic sank, young David Sarnoff along with others used radio to…

Hello, I Must Be Going!

By David Glenn Cox The children of Hamlin awake, suddenly the Pied Pipers not playing the same tune. Somehow, it doesn’t sound the same. Then as if from a dream…