“Drink Up, Its a Two for One Happy Hour!”
By David Glenn Cox It’s a play at the plate, here comes the throw. Will she quit? Will he get fired? A cloud of dust and…Rudy’s Giuliani back, and he’s…
“If you can burn down a building you can certainly go to a Christmas party!”
By David Glenn Cox At its roots a cult is an obsession. If you need to live with seventy-two house cats to feel fulfilled no one asks, “Well, isn’t that…
A Very Trumpy Christmas
By David Glenn Cox Like a bad science fiction movie, it’s all starting to crack up. Trump world is “On the Beach” and now sees its own imminent extinction. For…
The Triumvirate
By David Glenn Cox Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmire has asked the state legislature for an additional 100 million dollars in spending to help deal with the effects of the Covid…
Like Rock Breaks Scissors
By David Glenn Cox Slowly the details begin to emerge, why was Trumpy so angry with Faux News for calling Arizona for Joe Biden? Because inside Trumpy’s little orange stained…
No Second Song
By David Glenn Cox If Rod Serling were still here, he might say, “Portrait of a big man grown small. A lofty never was who dreamed too big. Who built…
Porkies Revenge
By David Glenn Cox Someone murdered Iran’s top nuclear scientist Moshed Fakhrizadeh in a well-orchestrated well-armed attack. There are only two suspects capable of pulling off such a crime. Iran…
The Bible and the Buck
By David Glenn Cox The Extreme Court has spoken. Religious people and their beliefs are officially considered superior to the beliefs of those who don’t have imaginary play friends. The…
Almost Looks Suspicious
By David Glenn Cox When I went to school in the North, I was taught the Civil War was about slavery. When I attended school in the South, I was…
The Poor Mortal Deceived
By David Glenn Cox The dawn has arrived and ever so slowly and the orange apocalypse has taken his first bite of the shit sandwich known as a one term…
This Ain’t No Party, This Ain’t No Disco
By David Glenn Cox Trudie Junge was Adolf Hitler’s last personal secretary. Junge was chosen from among five candidates at random. There was no typing test or stenography test administered,…
I Ain’t a Gonna Shoot Old Yeller!
By David Glenn Cox Thousands of volumes have been given over trying to explain how the German people could hand themselves over to Nazi tyranny. Germany had lost World War…
Move over Herb
By David Glenn Cox I live in an upstairs apartment on the edge of a large complex in Denver. The road past my apartment is the back way into the…
An Open Invitation to Try Again
By David Glenn Cox “Who then shall unravel all these subtle combinations? Who shall trace the exact dividing line that marks off one form of extremism from its opposite? It…
“The Secret of My Success”
By David Glenn Cox White House officials announced Donald Trump will spend the Thanksgiving weekend at the White House. This is a marked departure from the three previous years when…
Kamikaze One
By David Glenn Cox “If an injury has to be done to a man it should be so severe that his vengeance need not be feared.”― Niccolo Machiavelli The Orange skid…
The Sky is Falling News Network
By David Glenn Cox “Yes, I’m reading your loan paperwork and it says here you want to buy a conservative news network.” Yes. “Do you think it’s probable that you’ll…
The Sad Parade
By David Glenn Cox Nearly one hundred years ago Saturday, the Ku Klux Klan proudly marched through the streets of the nation’s capital. Bolstered by their numbers they marched holding…
They Just Fade Away
By David Glenn Cox The British Secret Service had tried to warn Stalin of an imminent German invasion. Stalin took these warnings as the British trying sow dissension with his…
Trumpy TV
By David Glenn Cox Ever so slowly the defeated President is being dragged to reality like a dead White elephant on the White House lawn. Progress is being made; Trump…
Rust Never Sleeps
By David Glenn Cox It is the sunset of the Valkyries, “Come on everyone, if we all wish really hard Trumpy will still be our President!” I still got my…
It’s “Jail Time” by a Nose
By David Glenn Cox There is a general irony here. The same GSA official who releases funds and office space for the President Elect also provides money for the outgoing…
“Angels with Dirty Faces”
By David Glenn Cox We’ve had VE Day (Victory in Europe) and VJ Day (Victory over Japan) and now VT Day. (Victory over Trump) My heart rose seeing thousands of…
Darwin’s Playground
By David Glenn Cox I went for a walk to celebrate the end of the Orange abomination. There was heavy weather predicted, so I wanted to get right to it.…
Feel the Burn
By David Glenn Cox In my mind I keep seeing that scene from “Gone with the Wind.” Gerald O’Hara riding up to the front stoop of Tara yelling, “It’s over,…
Whack a Mole
By David Glenn Cox It’s down to whack a mole now; Joe Biden has several paths to 270. Trumpy can sue in Pennsylvania while Biden takes Georgia. Or he can…
Weekend Closet Nazis
By David Glenn Cox No matter how this election finally turns out, I’m ashamed to be an American. We have a person in the office of the President that is…
The John McCain Moment
By David Glenn Cox Boom, here it is. The Yellowstone caldera, 9-11 and a comet all on Super Bowl Sunday. The turnout for the Presidential election is estimated to be…
The Nixon Precedent
By David Glenn Cox Just think, only 24 hours to election day and then it gets worse. Election Day 2020! From five AM to five AM non-stop coverage. If you…
“Am I gonna work at the Death Star Daddy?”
By David Glenn Cox Donald Trump Jr. or best known to his friends by his street name, Eight-ball or Snow man or Dumb ass. But let’s not kid ourselves; he…
The Church of the Perpetually Irritated
By David Glenn Cox Joe Biden’s bus was harassed on I-35 by Trump supporters. Apparently, they have been followed for weeks which begs the question, funding? Gas and hotels are…
Lost!
By David Glenn Cox Not since Joseph Smith lost the golden tablets entrusted to him by an angel, have we been so inundated with whoppers. Personally, I never believed that…
The Street Clothes of Transvestites
By David Glenn Cox El Trumpo, the phallus in the palace is campaigning in Nebraska. A Republican, a week before a Presidential election trying to hold on to Omaha. With…
Pushing Humpty Dumpty
By David Glenn Cox Why is it, the villains from Hollywood blockbusters and literature seem so colorful while the real thing act no differently than you or me? Darth Vader,…
No Direction Home
By David Glenn Cox Did you know? In Ireland, Trump means a fart and Mickey means penis. It just makes the whole image of the Mickey Mouse Club that much…
The Last Redoubt
By David Glenn Cox In the wild and woolly state of Pennsylvania, just short of one and one half million mail in votes have already been returned. Of that number,…
Donald Trump Did That
By David Glenn Cox Many years ago, when my kids were small, we’d all go to a local Mexican Restaurant on Sunday. They had a video game in the corner…
“Hello 2016, I’m so glad I’m here!”
By David Glenn Cox Sometimes I think we’re all cracking up. I know, I feel like I am sometimes. You’ve probably seen the picture of the Miami cop wearing a…
Any Color You Want…as long as it’s black.
By David Glenn Cox I was up in the attic listening to the crystal radio set with the headphones. I wanted to find out if that young Mr. Lindbergh had…
What’s Behind Door Number Three?
By David Glenn Cox Donald Trump famously asked Joe Biden during the histrionic debate to name a police organization that supported him. That’s because the police unions are all in…
The Orange Bird of Crappiness
By David Glenn Cox The classics never go out of style. A Central Florida businessman was kind enough to include a letter in the pay envelope for his employees. “Ya…
A Sane Man Would Jump Off a Bridge!
By David Glenn Cox When Harry Truman used to campaign, his favorite stops were county fairs. Where he could mix with the farmers and talk shop. He’d grab a horse…
A Crack in the Ice
By David Glenn Cox Stillwater, Minnesota, is an idyllic little town on the St. Croix River. Picturesque and Minnesota cold as the river slowly freezes in winter the ice fishing…
You’re Going to Die Anyway!
BHy David Glenn Cox I just participated in an unofficial online poll for the Presidential election. Joe Biden 72% Donald Trump 21% Wasting their vote on the Holy Mudflap Party…
God and Money
By David Glenn Cox Matthew 6:23-24 But if your eyes are bad, your whole body will be full of darkness. If then the light within you is darkness, how great…
Breaking News: House Fly Found Dead
By David Glenn Cox Less than 72 hours after becoming a national celebrity the house fly who sat on Vice-President’s Mike Pence’s head has been found dead. Known by his…
If Elected
By David Glenn Cox For the first time in one hundred years, the President of the United States has no dog. In Trumpy’s case it is understandable, the President is…
Déjà vu
By David Glenn Cox Wall Street says it welcomes a Biden Presidency. It’s like the time Industrialists complained about government intervention in their business and Harry Truman answered, “If FDR…
To Be a Tool
By David Glenn Cox Redneck o rama seems to be a uniquely American pastime like Baseball. I can’t picture little Norwegian boys saying, “Ya, I want to get an assault…
Pence Bot 2016
By David Glenn Cox The killer awoke before dawn. He took a face from the ancient gallery and he…walked on down the hall. He went for a ride at the…
