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October 2020

  • The Orange Bird of Crappiness

    The Orange Bird of Crappiness

    By David Glenn Cox The classics never go out of style. A Central Florida businessman was…

  • A Sane Man Would Jump Off a Bridge!

    A Sane Man Would Jump Off a Bridge!

    By David Glenn Cox When Harry Truman used to campaign, his favorite stops were county fairs.…

  • A Crack in the Ice

    A Crack in the Ice

    By David Glenn Cox Stillwater, Minnesota, is an idyllic little town on the St. Croix River.…

  • You’re Going to Die Anyway!

    You’re Going to Die Anyway!

    BHy David Glenn Cox I just participated in an unofficial online poll for the Presidential election.…

  • God and Money

    God and Money

    By David Glenn Cox Matthew 6:23-24 But if your eyes are bad, your whole body will…

  • Breaking News: House Fly Found Dead

    Breaking News: House Fly Found Dead

    By David Glenn Cox Less than 72 hours after becoming a national celebrity the house fly…

  • If Elected

    If Elected

    By David Glenn Cox For the first time in one hundred years, the President of the…

  • Déjà vu

    Déjà vu

    By David Glenn Cox Wall Street says it welcomes a Biden Presidency. It’s like the time…

  • To Be a Tool

    To Be a Tool

    By David Glenn Cox Redneck o rama seems to be a uniquely American pastime like Baseball.…

  • Pence Bot 2016

    Pence Bot 2016

    By David Glenn Cox The killer awoke before dawn. He took a face from the ancient…